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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #16
    Re: Boy's Masturbation Workshop is Coming Fast

    Please don't forget about the Brother's Prayer Circle. They are more than willing to give each other a helping hand.

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    • alooneymoron
      Unsaved trash, avowed godmocker
      • Dec 2014
      • 187

      #17
      Re: Boy's Masturbation Workshop is Coming Fast

      Originally posted by Youth Minister Harry View Post
      I just know you would. I don't know if we're going to make it all the way up to New York this time around, but if you are able to make the trip to Freehold, the Boys Secret Bible Camp Retreat campsite has a tent with your name on it right next to the dipping pond. Oh Lord yes! Praise Jesus!
      I'll bring weiners and buns (the soft ones) for the campsite!
      Mark 13:22
      “For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”

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      • Youth Minister Harry
        Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 832

        #18
        Re: Boy's Masturbation Workshop is Coming Fast

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        Let me know if you need help pitching tents. I'm pretty good at that.
        We all remember how good you were at that from last year! It comes up all the time.



        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
        Please don't forget about the Brother's Prayer Circle. They are more than willing to give each other a helping hand.


        That reminds me! I need to bring more crackers this time.



        Originally posted by alooneymormon View Post
        I'll bring weiners and buns (the soft ones) for the campsite!
        Nice try, joo! Your hook-nosed lawyer buddies are the reason we can't bring the No-Homo™ Youth Choir limo bus into the state of Massachusetts anymore!



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