The POWERTEAM™ is Coming HARD!

[Youth Minister Harry]

BOYS, GET READY TO GET POWERTEAMED™!

That's right! The Powerteam™ is coming to Freehold and they are cruising town for boys to save! Too bad for them that every boy in Freehold has already been cruised by the LBC Pastors and are already Saved™! Praise GOD™!

The Powerteam™ will be bending their rods in Freehold for the next several weeks, enduring great pain and taking all comers! Bring your phone books and your boys and prepare for them to get totally torn up for Jesus! And when the men share their touching testimony, the tears will start flowing and there won't be a dry seat in the house.

They're raising their prices this year, but can you really put a price on Heaven™? Yes you can! $249.95 buys you the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge! These Christian strongmen really pack 'em in, so grab your boys' seats now! But, fair warning... by the end of the night, most boys won't even be able to sit!

Last year, Brother Bathfire was invited on stage and beat every one of the Powerteam™ men in the single-armed wood chopping race. This year, they are inviting all Godly men on stage to show off their abilities during the grand finale!

Sign up with your unique strength below!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR BOUNTY, DEAR SWEET JESUS!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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This show sounds so exciting! Brother YMH!

What a bunch of handsome manly men for !

Are the Ladies of Landover allowed to attend?

[Youth Minister Harry]

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Well of course the Ladies of Landover can attend, Sister Daisy! The refreshments aren't going to serve themselves!

[Back against wall]

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This show sounds so exciting! Brother YMH!

What a bunch of handsome manly men for !

Are the Ladies of Landover allowed to attend?

Sister Daisy I will be most disappointed if you aren't there. I am flying in and I am just itching to get into your Sweet Crusty Pie.
All the Men of Landover Baptist (and Freehold) speak of your crusty pie and say its like entering into a honeypot of goodness. I am so excited I can almost smell it from here. Do you like cream? I love cream on my pie.

Please, please don't serve Kool-Aid, it's to sugary.

[Herman Periwinkle]

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Sister Daisy I will be most disappointed if you aren't there. I am flying in and I am just itching to get into your Sweet Crusty Pie.
All the Men of Landover Baptist (and Freehold) speak of your crusty pie and say its like entering into a honeypot of goodness. I am so excited I can almost smell it from here. Do you like cream? I love cream on my pie.

Please, please don't serve Kool-Aid, it's to sugary.

Brother, Daisy's sugary juice is always a recipe that quenches a Godly thirst! Praise Christ Jesus!

[Brother Harold Porter]

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I will be there first thing in the morning, my Brother.

Jeremiah 6:11 "Therefore I am full of the fury of the Lord; I am weary with holding in: I will pour it out upon the children abroad, and upon the assembly of young men together: for even the husband with the wife shall be taken, the aged with him that is full of days."

The children and young men are ready for the fury of the Lord? They are aware of what has been held in, and needs to be released? They understand that the fury of God will be poured on them, so that they understand His anger?

In Christ

[Back against wall]

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I have a huge load coming for them. A gift from Down Under.

[Nobar King]

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I'm camping out in the fairgrounds. Anyone is welcome to pitch his tent next to mine.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I'm camping out in the fairgrounds. Anyone is welcome to pitch his tent next to mine.

Oh, that sounds great fun. I shall be taking my clean limbed, eager young nephew in hand for the weekend and showing him how to erect the camp poles and the tents will be a nice change for him from all the Atari Jaguars, 3DOs, Phillips CDi and Xbox Ones.

YIC