[Karameek]

Re: Introducing the Discipline Lotion

Since when did child abuse become legal?

I think you should try the lotion, maybe it will make you think a bit.

It's not abuse - it's called discipline and the pain of being tormented in hell is far worse than a spanking or discipline lotion. I actually think the discipline lotion is a great idea and would like to buy it if it were on the market.

[Vessel of Christ]

Re: Introducing the Discipline Lotion

Has your child ever misbehaved? have they ever raised their voice or have a fit? well thanks to some time in my workshop I have invented a way to curb their disobedience and make them true warriors of Jesus.


Introducing.... The Discipline Lotion(formally my AntiMing Creme that was recalled)



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A mix of carbolic Acid, Plexiglas, and Lotion it will make your kids sorry for sinning, disobeying you, thanks to the pain of slivers and burning they will not want any worse pain. Then you tell them "well Hell is far worse than this pain so you better behave!" And make sure to read them these 3 verses


Hebrews 12:11 - Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby.

Proverbs 12:1 - Whoso loveth instruction loveth knowledge: but he that hateth reproof [is] brutish.

Proverbs 13:24 - He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.




It worked on my kids and it will work on your kids! Buy a tube today for only $9.99(Don't forget a 5$ discount if you buy the KJV bible with the lotion so your kid can know God's word) Order today!

This would be good for my wife. Last night she burn't my damn lasagna, and I don't think beating her, and spitting on her open wounds got the point across, because she's been acting awfully moody lately. Made if I rub some of this in her wounds after I beat her she'll stop burning my damn food!

[Ph0enix808]

Re: Introducing the Discipline Lotion

This would be good for my wife. Last night she burn't my damn lasagna, and I don't think beating her, and spitting on her open wounds got the point across, because she's been acting awfully moody lately. Made if I rub some of this in her wounds after I beat her she'll stop burning my damn food!

Great Idea!