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    Introducing the Discipline Lotion

    Has your child ever misbehaved? have they ever raised their voice or have a fit? well thanks to some time in my workshop I have invented a way to curb their disobedience and make them true warriors of Jesus.


    Introducing.... The Discipline Lotion(formally my AntiMing Creme that was recalled)



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    A mix of carbolic Acid, Plexiglas, and Lotion it will make your kids sorry for sinning, disobeying you, thanks to the pain of slivers and burning they will not want any worse pain. Then you tell them "well Hell is far worse than this pain so you better behave!" And make sure to read them these 3 verses


    Hebrews 12:11 - Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby.

    Proverbs 12:1 - Whoso loveth instruction loveth knowledge: but he that hateth reproof [is] brutish.

    Proverbs 13:24 - He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.




    It worked on my kids and it will work on your kids! Buy a tube today for only $9.99(Don't forget a 5$ discount if you buy the KJV bible with the lotion so your kid can know God's word) Order today!
    Proverbs 15:26 - The thoughts of the wicked [are] an abomination to the LORD: but [the words] of the pure [are] pleasant words

    POKEMON=SATANIC PAGAN RITUAL
    Check out my new Discipline Lotion if you have NAUGHTY kids
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    Re: Introducing the Discipline Lotion

    This is a very promising product. Previously I have used anti-thumb sucking cream as a self-abuse preventative, this product could pull double duty in that department.

    You could also require the wife/child to apply punishment lotion to their own backside before a spanking session depending on the sin's seriousness.

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    • #3
      Re: Introducing the Discipline Lotion

      Originally posted by hobblehonker View Post
      This is a very promising product. Previously I have used anti-thumb sucking cream as a self-abuse preventative, this product could pull double duty in that department.

      You could also require the wife/child to apply punishment lotion to their own backside before a spanking session depending on the sin's seriousness      .
      That's a great idea!
      Proverbs 15:26 - The thoughts of the wicked [are] an abomination to the LORD: but [the words] of the pure [are] pleasant words

      POKEMON=SATANIC PAGAN RITUAL
      Check out my new Discipline Lotion if you have NAUGHTY kids

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      • #4
        Re: Introducing the Discipline Lotion

        Does this come in cherry by any chance? I learned in True Christian™ Child Psych 301 that effective correction can be found by associating punishment with normally pleasurable stimulus. What faster way to teach a boy to be fearful of pleasure? I know a boy in need of correction who might love cherries.
        Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
        -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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        • #5
          Re: Introducing the Discipline Lotion

          Originally posted by Youth Minister Harry View Post
          Does this come in cherry by any chance? I learned in True Christian™ Child Psych 301 that effective correction can be found by associating punishment with normally pleasurable stimulus. What faster way to teach a boy to be fearful of pleasure? I know a boy in need of correction who might love cherries.
          I can make that happen!
          Proverbs 15:26 - The thoughts of the wicked [are] an abomination to the LORD: but [the words] of the pure [are] pleasant words

          POKEMON=SATANIC PAGAN RITUAL
          Check out my new Discipline Lotion if you have NAUGHTY kids

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          • #6
            Re: Introducing the Discipline Lotion

            This looks like a promising idea! But I noticed that there is some foreign asian on the bottle. Sir, I know you are a good American, but my husband says that I can only buy American made products. I hope this is just a little error.
            "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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            • #7
              Re: Introducing the Discipline Lotion

              Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
              This looks like a promising idea! But I noticed that there is some foreign asian on the bottle. Sir, I know you are a good American, but my husband says that I can only buy American made products. I hope this is just a little error.
              Dear Lord Jesus you are right.
              Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.

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              • #8
                Re: Introducing the Discipline Lotion

                I noticed that there are some watermarks on the photo. The watermarks clearly state AUBER.


                Are you afraid someone might steal your picture? Relatively speaking the cream sounds like a fabulous product.

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                • #9
                  Re: Introducing the Discipline Lotion

                  Originally posted by Ph0enix808 View Post
                  A mix of carbolic Acid, Plexiglas, and Lotion
                  This sounds promising, but I'm a bit unclear as to how you would get plexiglass into a liquid form. Do you mean fiberglass? Because that would be a great addition. What my grandfather (Lamentations Flint) used to call "angel hair."

                  Also, I wonder if it wouldn't be prudent to add some juice from the ghost pepper to your Discipline Lotion.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Introducing the Discipline Lotion

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Also, I wonder if it wouldn't be prudent to add some juice from the ghost pepper to your Discipline Lotion.
                    Oh, YES! I believe Brother Back Against Wall eats those Holy Ghost Peppers like candy to mock satan and kathylicks, but most men cry with just the slightest exposure! I once got some juice on my hand and the boy's youth choir went into hiding for a week! Glorious idea!
                    Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                    -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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                    • #11
                      Re: Introducing the Discipline Lotion

                      Originally posted by Youth Minister Harry View Post
                      Oh, YES! I believe Brother Back Against Wall eats those Holy Ghost Peppers like candy to mock satan and kathylicks, but most men cry with just the slightest exposure!
                      Are they those little ball shaped hot hairy peppers? I love those.
                      Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Introducing the Discipline Lotion

                        Divine chastisements!!!! They are exposed!! Glory be on a pogo stick. All praise is due to Yahweh.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Introducing the Discipline Lotion

                          Originally posted by 1liesalot View Post
                          Divine chastisements!!!! They are exposed!! Glory be on a pogo stick. All praise is due to Yahweh.
                          Pogo sticks...what horrid thing has Satan invented now... Jesus take me home soon!!!
                          "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                          • #14
                            Re: Introducing the Discipline Lotion

                            Since when did child abuse become legal?

                            I think you should try the lotion, maybe it will make you think a bit.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Introducing the Discipline Lotion

                              Originally posted by AtheismTheBest View Post
                              Since when did child abuse become legal?

                              I think you should try the lotion, maybe it will make you think a bit.
                              Excuse me, but who are you? And what right do you have to boss us around?
                              Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                              in 2016

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