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    Mothers on Marijuanas (MOM)

    Erica White, aged 34 from Miami, was a doting mother of two, until she tried her first cannabis cigarette...

    After her Messican gardener tricked her into "toking" on a "joint", Erica was instantly possessed by Satan, and proceeded to blend her youngest child into a vodka and infant-based cocktail.

    Tragically, incidents like this are commonplace for the poor, innocent children born to stoners. Studies show that parents who smoke marijuanas are more than 85% more likely to put their baby in a blender than their drug-free counterparts.

    But together we can put an end to this evil practice! Pothead parents, I urge you to save your children from your satanic lifestyle! Say NO to marijuanas and murdering your children... and instead say YES to the Lord Jesus ! : - )

    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen
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    Re: Mothers on Marijuanas (MOM)

    No my friend you are mistaken. The ganja is the best way to get closer to Jah. The ganja does not make you want to injure babies. It makes you want to go to Walmart to get some fried Twinkies. Have you seen them? They are a wonderful new invention which is the best invention here in Babylon for a long time. Deep Fried Twinkies. Who knew?
    Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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      Re: Mothers on Marijuanas (MOM)

      Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
      No my friend you are mistaken. The ganja is the best way to get closer to Jah. The ganja does not make you want to injure babies. It makes you want to go to Walmart to get some fried Twinkies. Have you seen them? They are a wonderful new invention which is the best invention here in Babylon for a long time. Deep Fried Twinkies. Who knew?
      Are you disputing the words of a True Christian(TM) ?????
      Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
      “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

      Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
      Amen and Amen

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      • #4
        Re: Mothers on Marijuanas (MOM)

        Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
        After her Messican gardener tricked her into "toking" on a "joint", Erica was instantly possessed by Satan, and proceeded to blend her youngest child into a vodka and infant-based cocktail.
        There is more wrong here. Only lazy lesbian Hillary Clinton voting sluts use blenders. True Christian ladies use manual labor to create their meals. If your wife spends less than 6 hours on a meal she is clearly going to Hell for being lazy (Romans 12:11, Proverbs 26:15, Proverbs 12:24).
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          Re: Mothers on Marijuanas (MOM)

          Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
          No my friend you are mistaken. The ganja is the best way to get closer to Jah. The ganja does not make you want to injure babies. It makes you want to go to Walmart to get some fried Twinkies. Have you seen them? They are a wonderful new invention which is the best invention here in Babylon for a long time. Deep Fried Twinkies. Who knew?
          Another blissed out nigra that can't make sound judgments. The ganja smokers are well organized and they are Democrats - aka Baby Killers. They even have published their own blender baby cook book:

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          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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          • #6
            Re: Mothers on Marijuanas (MOM)

            My Mum used to smoke ganga that was why I got put in care. She didn't seem too bad she didn't put me in a blender but she did steal to pay for it which is why she went to prison.

            I've smoked it and I didn't want to put babies in a blender but then Im not a girl, maybe it is just girls who do this?

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            • #7
              Re: Mothers on Marijuanas (MOM)

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              There is more wrong here. Only lazy lesbian Hillary Clinton voting sluts use blenders. True Christian ladies use manual labor to create their meals. If your wife spends less than 6 hours on a meal she is clearly going to Hell for being lazy (Romans 12:11, Proverbs 26:15, Proverbs 12:24).
              With all due respect my dear, old friend, a blender can reduce a big project into a single afternoon's worth of work, thus freeing up time to wash a husband's car, clean and polish his golf clubs, and pack his suitcase for the next round of Caribbean Proselytizing. A mother couldn't make half these placenta recipes in less than a week without her handy blender.
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #8
                Re: Mothers on Marijuanas (MOM)

                Oh my! I bet that diaper was filled to bursting. Ezekiel 4:9-12 notwithstanding, that would not be a cocktail I'd serve to my dear husband.

                We have a blender. The kitchen staff used to use it to make their own strange, green, vegetable concoctions, until my boys discovered that they could use it to make graphene, whatever that is. So it's now in the playhouse. I don't go there!
                Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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