[SUV]

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This is obviously some sort of satanic corporate "Prayer" - like Procotor & Gamble's Moon and Stars. The hands are in the inverse position of what they ought to be



- akin to playing a record backwards and hearing Hail Satan

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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This little guy always seemed like a classic case of homosexual propaganda. Definitely phallic references in the sticks, a pink hue suitable only for San Fransisco and a drum that is obviously meant to symbolize a man's testes. Something just isn't right. Not to mention that someone with that amount of energy is suspicious to me. It's like a community organizer--anyone that motivated about something is not to be trusted.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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"Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is."
Everybody knows that's about sitting on the toliet! How disgusting!

If there's fizzing going on in your toilet, you're going to need more than Alka-Seltzer - you're going to need a plumber.

[SUV]

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"Old Iron Crotch"

So now you've gone back to sexurally advertising on our Godly board

[Old Iron Crotch]

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"Old Iron Crotch"

So now you've gone back to sexurally advertising on our Godly board

Your so-called pastors chose that name - not me.

[SUV]

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Your so-called pastors chose that name - not me.

Now, now, let's not get crotch-ety

[Old Man Hatchet]

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I demand that both of you women stop derailing my brilliant and insightful thread. Take your catfight elsewhere.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I demand that both of you women stop derailing my brilliant and insightful thread. Take your catfight elsewhere.

And I demand that you cease rifling through your daughtre's belongings and peeping in people's windows.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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And I demand that you cease rifling through your daughtre's belongings and peeping in people's windows.

I know it's not my place to make suggestions to Pastors, but at some point "Ol' Thread Derailer" might make a nice name for this uppity heathen witch.

[SUV]

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And I demand that you cease rifling through your daughtre's belongings and peeing in people's windows.

You're probably going to lead RAT ATTACK 2008 ("RA8") for that drunken squaw, aren't you?

Sorry, Brother Hatchet. But I needed to defend you. She's a fine one to talk about "peeing" after the way she used to raise her skirts to pee all over our Godly, Christian board

[Old Man Hatchet]

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And I demand that you cease rifling through your daughtre's belongings and peeping in people's windows.

I'll stop my Godly vigilance the day my daughter stops being a shameless hussy for her husband of ten years and my neighbors stop sinning in the privacy of their own homes.

Sorry, Brother Hatchet.

Apology fully accepted, humble and chaste Sister Sue.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I'll stop my Godly vigilance the day my daughter stops being a shameless hussy for her husband of ten years and my neighbors stop sinning in the privacy of their own homes.

How can she be a shameless hussy if they've been married for ten years?

And unless your neighbors invite you to participate, what goes on in their bedrooms is none of your business. That's what really galls you, isn't it? Your daughter and your neighbors all enjoy healthy sex lives, and you're on the outside looking in, both literally and figuratively.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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How can she be a shameless hussy if they've been married for ten years?

They use birth control and have marital relations for pleasure, retard.

And unless your neighbors invite you to participate, what goes on in their bedrooms is none of your business. That's what really galls you, isn't it? Your daughter and your neighbors all enjoy healthy sex lives, and you're on the outside looking in, both literally and figuratively.

Do you know how much tail I got in my youth? All of the ladies wanted a piece of the Hatchman©. I was like a rock star before I settled down and gave my heart to Jesus. You're probably fantasizing about me wearing spandex and playing an electric guitar right now, aren't you, harlot? You make me sick.

[SUV]

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You're probably fantasizing about me wearing spandex and playing an electric guitar right now, aren't you, harlot?

I am

[Old Iron Crotch]

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They use birth control and have marital relations for pleasure, retard.

They have every right to do so.


Do you know how much tail I got in my youth? All of the ladies wanted a piece of the Hatchman©. I was like a rock star before I settled down and gave my heart to Jesus. You're probably fantasizing about me wearing spandex and playing an electric guitar right now, aren't you, harlot? You make me sick.

Ew. Just ew.