[Jean Poole]

Re: Making children behave in Church.

All of my children will go to Church and learn to love God. How cruel you are, Stainy, to refuse your child eternity with Jesus.

As for the "Waterboarding" remark, it is approved by President George Bush and the United States Army. Unless you are a terrorist towel-head, why would you have a problem with it?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Making children behave in Church.

As for the "Waterboarding" remark, it is approved by President George Bush and the United States Army. Unless you are a terrorist towel-head, why would you have a problem with it?

I have a problem with many of the things Shrubya has done during his occupation of the Oval Office. His approval of the use of torture is only one of them.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Making children behave in Church.

I have a problem with many of the things Shrubya has done during his occupation of the Oval Office. His approval of the use of torture is only one of them.

It's the demons that infest you that have a problem with such a Godly President. If you came to our church, then for a nominal honorarium, one of our Pastors would cast out those demons of skyclad-dancing and Christ-hating, and then you could be like us. Wouldn't that be wonderful?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Making children behave in Church.

It's the demons that infest you that have a problem with such a Godly President. If you came to our church, then for a nominal honorarium, one of our Pastors would cast out those demons of skyclad-dancing and Christ-hating, and then you could be like us. Wouldn't that be wonderful?

No.

[Osambo 08]

Re: Making children behave in Church.

It's the demons that infest you that have a problem with such a Godly President. If you came to our church, then for a nominal honorarium, one of our Pastors would cast out those demons of skyclad-dancing and Christ-hating, and then you could be like us. Wouldn't that be wonderful?

There's nothing remotely Godly about George Dubya.He neglects the economy,encourages the destruction of the world by promoting oil,massacring our troops by sending them to a trivial war,tarnishes our global image with his stupidity,cancels projects for alternative energy,his own party deserted him yesterday,etc.

This guy has been promoting Satan's agenda for years ,and Republicans don't realize that.

[christain-goth]

Re: Making children behave in Church.

All of my children will go to Church and learn to love God. How cruel you are, Stainy, to refuse your child eternity with Jesus.

I would never refuse my child eternity with Jesus. If they became christian I would totally support it, same if they became Buddhist, Hindu, Muslim, Atheist. But I would never force them into a religion.

[Osambo 08]

Re: Making children behave in Church.

I would never refuse my child eternity with Jesus. If they became christian I would totally support it, same if they became Buddhist, Hindu, Muslim, Atheist. But I would never force them into a religion.

If they want to go to Hell,it's their choice.One should never pave a route for another.If you compel them to a religion,they would not be veritable Christians,since they haven't 100% devoted their body to the Almighty.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Making children behave in Church.

No.

Then have fun in hell, sinner.

There's nothing remotely Godly about George Dubya.He neglects the economy,encourages the destruction of the world by promoting oil,massacring our troops by sending them to a trivial war,tarnishes our global image with his stupidity,cancels projects for alternative energy,his own party deserted him yesterday,etc.

Where in the Bible does it say that those things make him un-Godly?

If they want to go to Hell,it's their choice.One should never pave a route for another.If you compel them to a religion,they would not be veritable Christians,since they haven't 100% devoted their body to the Almighty.

Prov. 22:6: Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.

[Osambo 08]

Re: Making children behave in Church.

Then have fun in hell, sinner.

Where in the Bible does it say that those things make him un-Godly?

Prov. 22:6: Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.

I never said that you shouldn't bring them to church at a young age,but forcing them to stay in church at the age of 18 is insane.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Making children behave in Church.

If you are worried about their comportment,then why don't you implement Sunday school lessons for kids?It works,since I'm the product of this breakthrough.

Yes, we see how well it worked for you.

Why exactly are you adding a pirate emoticon to this post? Are you declaring yourself a butt-pirate?

It makes absolutely no sense to add that emoticon here.

[Osambo 08]

Re: Making children behave in Church.

Yes, we see how well it worked for you.

Why exactly are you adding a pirate emoticon to this post? Are you declaring yourself a butt-pirate?

It makes absolutely no sense to add that emoticon here.

Because it's one of my favorite emotions .Sunday school was the best!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Making children behave in Church.

Because it's one of my favorite emotions .Sunday school was the best!

Pirate is an emotion now?

If Sunday School was "the best", why do you hate Jesus now?

[Osambo 08]

Re: Making children behave in Church.

Pirate is an emotion now?

If Sunday School was "the best", why do you hate Jesus now?

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I love Jesus because he loves me!

[Jean Poole]

Re: Making children behave in Church.

Jesus doesn't love you. He hates homers. The Lord says that homers are abominations.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Making children behave in Church.

I love Jesus because he loves me!

You obviously don't love Him enough to read His Word. Pull the wrapper off of your Bible.