[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

Um, a serious question. I am trying to follow the will of God, and I read this thread and had to ask: Would being a true Christian and interpreting the Bible to the fullest ridiculous extent prevent me from losing the game?

I'm not sure what you mean by "the game", but I'm assuming you mean that losign the game means being damned, and winning it means being saved. I disagree with your terminology. Life is NOT a game, and salvation is not either! To answer your question, yes, providing you are baptized.

[Sirbombalot]

Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

I'm not sure what you mean by "the game", but I'm assuming you mean that losign the game means being damned, and winning it means being saved. I disagree with your terminology. Life is NOT a game, and salvation is not either! To answer your question, yes, providing you are baptized.

Um, well... Thank you for that, um... interesting answer... But maybe, since you're at a computer, you should, I dunno... Google it, perhaps. Thank you, and may God be with all you evil sinners and harlots!

[Buddyman]

Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

I'm not sure what you mean by "the game", but I'm assuming you mean that losign the game means being damned, and winning it means being saved. I disagree with your terminology. Life is NOT a game, and salvation is not either! To answer your question, yes, providing you are baptized.

you people are stupid... sirbombalot is not serious, the game is a game you play and when you think about the game you lose the game..... so its really completely irrelevent

s'mores are done btw... anyone want one

[Sirbombalot]

Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

you people are stupid... sirbombalot is not serious, the game is a game you play and when you think about the game you lose the game..... so its really completely irrelevent

s'mores are done btw... anyone want one

Pfft. Just like a lie-beral atheist to try and put down what the good word of God. I was referring, obviously, to the game of Jesus. And, like everyone else on this thread, I'm going to distract everyone by not really responding to what you say, but just comment on your spelling, punctuation and grammar, so that we, the good Christians, still seem right. BIBLEDOUKEN!!!

[Buddyman]

Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

Pfft. Just like a lie-beral atheist to try and put down what the good word of God. I was referring, obviously, to the game of Jesus. And, like everyone else on this thread, I'm going to distract everyone by not really responding to what you say, but just comment on your spelling, punctuation and grammar, so that we, the good Christians, still seem right. BIBLEDOUKEN!!!

damn i lost 800 hit points... JESUS LIGHTNING ATTACK

[Buddyman]

Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

i would just like to say sorry if i offended any of you... to make it up to you i will invite all of you to come along for a witch burning because i believe my girlfriend is a witch... also im going to drag a bunch of homosexuals behind my car as i drive there... a good old fashioned fag drag... anyone up for it

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

i would just like to say sorry if i offended any of you... to make it up to you i will invite all of you to come along for a witch burning because i believe my girlfriend is a witch...
also im going to drag a bunch of homosexuals behind my car as i drive there... a good old fashioned fag drag... anyone up for it

Absolutely not!

Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. (Romans 13:1)

I think it's illegal to drag homers behind a car or to burn people. It's a shame though, darn secular laws...

[Buddyman]

Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

Absolutely not!

Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. (Romans 13:1)

I think it's illegal to drag homers behind a car or to burn people. It's a shame though, darn secular laws...

oh darn i didnt know it was illegal... man this fucked up my whole day...

oh i was just kidding by the way... some of my best friends are gay... my girlfriend im still convinced however is a devil worshiping witch......... she speaks in tounges

[Sirbombalot]

Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

Hey, Jacob11, now that I think about it... You kinda look like Jesus. And a little Ted Nugent, too. But, that's besides the point.

Piffle piffle piffle. Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffle! Piffffffflle! That is such a fun word.

[prochoice]

Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

Can you show me Scripture where it prohibits me from calling unsaved trash like you idiots? Is it morally wrong to call a spade a spade? If you're an idiot, you're an idiot. I call them like I see them.

Also, I do love you otherwise I wouldn't be correcting you. If I hated you, I would let you wallow in your own ignorance, but I've taken it upon myself to educate you with the Truth so that you may be Saved®. That is love right there, don't you think?

So if God wouldnt mind you calling a spade a spade Im sure he wouldnt mind me calling you a cultist. Yes, you are oh so loving. Im glad you "Christians" seem to love rape so much.

[Levi Jones]

Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

So if God wouldnt mind you calling a spade a spade Im sure he wouldnt mind me calling you a cultist. Yes, you are oh so loving. Im glad you "Christians" seem to love rape so much.

We don't love rape at all.
You, however, seem to love killing babies.

[prochoice]

Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

We don't love rape at all.
You, however, seem to love killing babies.

Ohhh no no. I actually am very prolife yet I thought it would be quite conversation catalyst for you "true Christians". You act like the man is the victim and that in every case the woman is a "harlot" or a "whore". What if this woman did not know the man and was not dressing provocatively whatsoever. For this is the case more often that none.

[Levi Jones]

Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

What if this woman did not know the man and was not dressing provocatively whatsoever. For this is the case more often that none.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, whore.

73% of raped women know their assailants.

[James Hutchins]

Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

Ohhh no no. I actually am very prolife yet I thought it would be quite conversation catalyst for you "true Christians". You act like the man is the victim and that in every case the woman is a "harlot" or a "whore". What if this woman did not know the man and was not dressing provocatively whatsoever. For this is the case more often that none.

Oh, you are one of those "let's shock the mature adults" children. Great!

[prochoice]

Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

Whatever helps you sleep at night, whore.

73% of raped women know their assailants.

I understand calling a spade a spade yet you know nothing about my sexual ventures. I thank you for the unnecessary words though you cunt. I am a virgin.