[Justina Thyme]

Re: Slutty Baby Clothes

Then there is this monstrosity:



The HALO® SleepSack™ was "[d]esigned by a parent who lost an infant to SIDS (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome), and [is] now being used in hospital nurseries nationwide."

What they don't tell you is that sleepsacks are despicable and perverted. They "provide a great way to secure someone for many types of bondage and BDSM play, which may or may not include sexual activity."

Also, unbeknownst to the parent, another baby could easily be inside the bottom of the sack performing all sorts of salacious acts.

I am sick to my stomach. My hands are trembling as I write these words. Do NOT use these sleepsacks. Sudden Infant Death Syndrome is a small price to pay to keep your baby's honor intact.

If I'm not mistaken, this is a hellbound little wigra who is throwing down the gang sign for "Mafia Bloods" with his left hand. An ABOMINATION! DEMONS begone in the Name of Jesus Christ our Lord!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Slutty Baby Clothes

Imagine how confused and utterly gay this poor baby boy is going to grow up! His unsaved parents dress him up like some bizarre vending machine, practically inviting child molesters to have at him!

[Wide-Open]

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Do we really have to?
Don't they eat Babies?

They do Sister.

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Not sure what to make of this one either.

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[Rev. Carlton Green]

Re: Slutty Baby Clothes

So apparently the parents of that baby WANT it to be mistakened for a faggoty-pink and pedo-grey pulpatating tallywhacker/over engorged kidney inflammation.

Need I say more?

[Remy Lebeau]

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How very disturbing!!! That baby is definitely going to turn out to be a super butch plaid wearing buzz cut carpet munching lezbean!!! I Bet her mother tries to insert her right back into her womb on a daily basis. DISGUSTING!!!

[BalthazarSpartacus]

Re: Slutty Baby Clothes

I have said it before many times, but it bears repeating: swaddle your infant.

Indeed. We have only to look to Luke 2 for all the information needed to know how to dress infants:

7 And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn.
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12 And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.

What better than to model infants after the infant Christ child?

[BalthazarSpartacus]

Re: Slutty Baby Clothes

Here are instructions for swaddling, for the unlearned:

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Slutty Baby Clothes

Why are you here on our Godly Forum™ showing these disgusting pornographic pictures ?

[Talitha]

Re: Slutty Baby Clothes

Why are you here on our Godly Forum™ showing these disgusting pornographic pictures ?

There you are Brother. I've made it suitable for True Christian(tm) family viewing

[BalthazarSpartacus]

Re: Slutty Baby Clothes

I had no thought that images of an innocent child and the means of protecting it with swaddling clothes could be considered pornographic.

I am somewhat shocked that it would be so taken here. In any case, thank you for making the images acceptable to you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I had no thought that images of an innocent child and the means of protecting it with swaddling clothes could be considered pornographic.

I am somewhat shocked that it would be so taken here. In any case, thank you for making the images acceptable to you.

God gave us tallywackers and cooters so that we might know proper Christian shame.

Of course, some are more sameful than others.

[Daniel Bugger]

Re: Slutty Baby Clothes

I hope that i have perceived this wrong, but it sounds like you abused an infant for what her mother dressed her in.
Again i might be wrong, but for the sake of justice i hope i am.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Slutty Baby Clothes

I hope that i have perceived this wrong, but it sounds like you abused an infant for what her mother dressed her in.

Let's get this straight. I don't "abuse." I take righteous, corrective action. Quite frankly, if anyone is abusive, it's YOU. You're attacking a gentle, sweet, and cuddly old man. Does it make you feel like a big man inside?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I hope that i have perceived this wrong, but it sounds like you abused an infant for what her mother dressed her in.
Again i might be wrong, but for the sake of justice i hope i am.

Brother Hatchet is the kindest, gentlest, most True Christian(tm) anyone could hope to meet. I cannot believe that you would disparage his good character like that. It is well known in Freehold that He will do anything it takes to keep his family in line with Christ's teachings.

You should really be ashamed.

[Blazyn]

Re: Slutty Baby Clothes

Then there is this monstrosity:



The HALO® SleepSack™ was "[d]esigned by a parent who lost an infant to SIDS (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome), and [is] now being used in hospital nurseries nationwide."

What they don't tell you is that sleepsacks are despicable and perverted. They "provide a great way to secure someone for many types of bondage and BDSM play, which may or may not include sexual activity."

Also, unbeknownst to the parent, another baby could easily be inside the bottom of the sack performing all sorts of salacious acts.

I am sick to my stomach. My hands are trembling as I write these words. Do NOT use these sleepsacks. Sudden Infant Death Syndrome is a small price to pay to keep your baby's honor intact.

They're babies, they don't have that on their minds you blabbering fool.