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  • Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned

    Originally posted by Gayasperger View Post
    FYI, this entire forum is a joke. You're being a christian in all the wrong ways.
    That's silly, dear. Reading the Holy Bible, believing what It says, following God's commands is the only way to be a True Christian(tm).

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned

      Originally posted by Gayassburger View Post
      FYI, this entire forum is a joke. You're being a christian in all the wrong ways.
      But being a queer retard, that's deadly serious.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned

        Originally posted by ILuvtheLord View Post
        Okay Jeb or whatever your username is, this post is complete and utter BS. The fact that your ultraconservative ass and friends thought to make this post is beyond me. First before I say anything else I would like to quote JK Rowiling herself. "Yes I am a Christian and put Christian imagery and illusions throughout the series" so take that Jeb(im just gonna call you that) and suck it. Harry Potter is under the freaking FANTASY section not nonfiction you dumbass! and since you clearly didnt pass first grade...Fantasy means its not real. So yes Harry Potter doesnt make itself seem real nor does it "promote" any negative themes. It teaches kids more then the bible ever will.
        Personally I have been going to Catholic School and Church my whole life and it was Harry Potter that changed me morally into a better person and I started to value things greater than myself. I started to value courage, honesty, fighting for what is right, giving a voice to the voiceless, fighting evil, etc. Children start to see themselves in these beautifully crafted characters and through Harry Potter they get to see values and morals that they want for themmselves. Like my best friend her idol became Hermione(and since obviously your ignorant ass didnt read the series or this post would not have been made, Hermione is the protagonist's Best friend) and my best friend found that through Hermione it was okay and actually cool to be smart.
        Harry Potter also saves lives. After another one of my friends read Harry Potter he truly saw the light and realized the damage of death and a suicide through the tragic death of Cederic and James and Lily Potter.
        And on top of all of this if your going to Ban Harry Potter then ban Lord of the Rings or Star Wars(you sort of look like Chewbacca yourself) because that list could very well apply to those series if you are narrowminded enough to not understand that there are good books other than the bible.
        My point is, you should probably throw out your computer and surgically remove your brain if you believe anything the OP said.
        Comments would be nice and try to argue with me that I am wrong because I have many more points I didnt add.
        How does Harry Potter make anyone a better person? It promotes racism by saying that people who are in a different social group are inherently evil. It promotes prejudice by promoting hatred against persons because of their looks instead of their actions and feelings. It promotes magic instead of praying and actual effort to effect change. It promotes laziness and slothfulness by forcing people to read useless books instead of the Bible.

        And the worst thing is something you even admitted to yourself, it is fantasy, which is a fancy word for lies. God does not like liars. Someone like JK Rowling who deliberately and consistently lies and deceives, writing entire books full of dishonesty, will burn in Hell. Proverbs 19:9, Proverbs 12:22
        Leviticus 26:15-16
        And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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        • Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned

          Firstly I would like to say, I have Just finished reading all 11 pages of this thread. The very words of God exist in this thread. I have been on this earth for 82 years now living the life of a devout Christian. In my 82 years I have learned a trick or two about the spotting of gays and lesbian and Pastor Ezekiel, you sir are a *** homersexural advance *** as sure as there is a God in heaven above. Gays have been known to take wives and father children in their effort to remain anonymous, who's to say there aren't gays crafty, deceitful and dedicated to there evil ways enough to infiltrate the house of the God. I SAW THAT *** homersexural advance ***

          Oh and Harry Potter is GREAT! I have personally uploaded them to the internet for all to enjoy for free, making them for accessible to young children.

          Congratulations to J. K. Rowling on her success with the novels. May the proceeds go to the writing of similar novels and more of these 'satanic training manuals.'

          Hemp plants are truly a gift from God!(Not marijuana as a drug)(I hope you lunatics can at least agree to that)

          Also on a more friendly note... LET THE OF ALL FLOW AND WATER THE EARTH SO THE SPAWN OF HELL MAY PROSPER.

          *** homersexural advance ***
          Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 05-08-2014, 12:49 PM. Reason: Removed gay pickup lines.

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          • Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned

            First you say:

            Originally posted by Hunteroffaggots View Post
            Oh and Harry Potter is GREAT! I have personally uploaded them to the internet for all to enjoy for free, making them for accessible to young children.
            This is in breach of secular copyright laws. 1 Peter 2:13

            Then you say:

            Originally posted by Hunteroffaggots View Post
            Congratulations to J. K. Rowling on her success with the novels. May the proceeds go to the writing of similar novels and more of these 'satanic training manuals.'
            Now think about it.... If you have uploaded these books so that people can obtain them for free, where do the "proceeds" come from"?

            You, young lady, are not just a criminal but also a fool.

            YiC
            AW
            2 Timothy 3:16

            All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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            • Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned

              Originally posted by Hunteroffaggots View Post
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              Please stop making homersexural advances toward Pastor Ezekiel.

              He's engaged, to a woman.



              Yours in Christ,

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              • Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned

                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                Please stop making homersexural advances toward Pastor Ezekiel.

                He's engaged, to a woman....
                Yeah, I mean, how long does he have to keep that up before people believe that he really is heterosexual?

                I'd have figured five years should have done it, but it's been, what, twelve years, now?




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                • Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  Yeah, I mean, how long does he have to keep that up before people believe that he really is heterosexual?

                  I'd have figured five years should have done it, but it's been, what, twelve years, now?
                  That is just so typical of the cynical atheist mind! With so many marriages ending in divorce these days, it is admirable that Pastor Zeke is prepared to postpone his personal happiness so as to ensure that he and his fiancée are well suited, and that she is fully prepared for her responsibilities to him and his congregation. He is unselfish that way.
                  2 Timothy 3:16

                  All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                  • Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned

                    Notice how the satanists always find a way to turn the discussion around, to distract us from the issue at hand? It's their tried and true technique.

                    What does my prolonged engagement to Sister Daisy Mae have to do with the evils of Harry Potter?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned

                      Hahaha Sister Daisy Mae?
                      That is the funniest thing I have ever heard, thats your fiancee's name? No wonder its been 12 years. Sister Daisy Mae sounds like a name from some Atheist porno trash. I bet she has a *** INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE ***, been railed by everyone thats come through *** NAUGHTY WORDS REMOVED ***. Is anyone even sure she's a lady.
                      I must apologize to Sister Daisy Mae, she is probably an amazing woman *** LEAVE IT AT THAT, SHE IS AN AMAZING PERSON *** I only said these things to hurt *** UNKIND WORDS *** Ezekiel. If she is however I feel terribly sorry for her, as she does not know what she's getting into. Ezekiel you *** DEVOTED PASTOR OF GOD AND ALL AROUND NICE GUY *** you should be ashamed deceiving this poor women into thinking you truly love her, instead of the man to whom you have surrendered your rectum. Baptist are nothing short of cultist scum.

                      Also you Baptist trash its spelt Homosexual.

                      That little bit in Latin at the bottom of my last message reads: Only God may judge me.
                      I say that because you scum cannot pass judgement in the name of God.

                      One more thing you narrow minded piffles, I uploaded to make them more accessible J.K Rowlings has already made her money and there is nothing ANY of you can do to change that you weak, powerless idiots.

                      Terrorists are bad Amen
                      Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 05-09-2014, 05:37 AM. Reason: language edited for brevity

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                      • Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned

                        Also if you wouldn't mind posting your private messages in the thread, I know they may not have anything to do with the topic of thread but I haven't actually received any of them they will not open in a new window for some reason.
                        Much appreciated!

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                        • Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned

                          Dear Zecharia,

                          I am assuming you did not read my full post. Had you of read the entire post you would have seen that your point of saying 'he is engaged to a woman,' HAS NO WORTH as many homosexuals(the correct way of spelling it by the way, proper spelling is important in these types of arguments as it shows who is uneducated and moronic). Ezekiel is a homo no doubt. You should be thankful as I am simply trying to keep you from being deceived.

                          Fuck you Ezekiel and your treacherous deceitful ways!

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                          • Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned

                            Originally posted by Hunteroffaggots View Post
                            Dear Zecharia,

                            I am assuming you did not read my full post. Had you of read the entire post you would have seen that your point of saying 'he is engaged to a woman,' HAS NO WORTH as many homosexuals(the correct way of spelling it by the way, proper spelling is important in these types of arguments as it shows who is uneducated and mormonic). Ezekiel is a homo no doubt. You should be thankful as I am simply trying to keep you from being deceived.

                            piffle you Ezekiel and your treacherous deceitful ways!
                            Your aggressive flirtations won't work, dear. He won't leave Daisy Mae for you or any other Sodomite. The pastor is dedicated to his fiance. Anyone who has seen them together can see that.
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned

                              Dear Mary Etheldreda,

                              You are a coward just like your father. The fact that you edit my posts so that others cannot see and read what I am saying however un-agreeable it is to you is childish. Everyone else in this thread should be able to read it and formulate their own opinions as how to reply to what I am posting. You are a thief and a coward, for robbing these good Christians the opportunity to write what they believe. Rather than writing over my posts how about you write one of your own.

                              Yours truly. Luc-Ezekiel David.

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                              • Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned

                                Once again, this message is directed to you Mary Etheldreda (thick fatbody).

                                Its rather cute, in your narrow minded ignorance you believe I am 'hitting on' the faggot. But rather I am exposing him for what he really is. There is no need for your cowardly editing, as I speak for God. How you ask? I am nearing my end due to old age and I have seen a great many things in my minds eye, the link I share with God he has shown me what Ezekiel truly is and has shown me my welcoming to his kingdom in the underworld as Lucifer is the one true God of the Christian people.

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