[angels]

Re: Help, my mom is masterbating!

I have to agree.Men do get erections.Men also wouldn't say if they've been whacking off.Come on now,be honest.It's a very private thing isn't it.Would you're men actually come to you and tell you?

[MAYATOLA]

Re: Help, my mom is masterbating!

Are you really this sexually backwards?

Yes, they are. And I never met a man, true Christian or otherwise who didn't lie about masturbation.
All of these true Christians are sinners, and given their level of arrogance will be fortunate to reach the Kingdom of Heaven.

[Ace~TheQuestioner]

Re: Help, my mom is masterbating!

We're only concerned about the souls of True Christian™ men, sweetie.

You are supposed to spread the word how are you going to do that if you are only concerned about the already christian men? <--- That mad me lol right there.

[JennyD]

Re: Help, my mom is masterbating!

Great plan.

So, basic math here, hon. Women make up, what, I think it's 52% of the worlds population, max, right?

So, if every man who could managed to marry just two wives, then what would happen to the rest of the men in the world? Nearly half of the men in the world wouldn't be able to have one.

Are you really this sexually backwards?

We're only concerned about the souls of True Christian(tm) men, sweetie.

[Miss April]

Re: Help, my mom is masterbating!

I don't doubt for a second that they will lie.

Truth is, boys jack off, but if confronted, they always lie about it.

True Christian Men and boys Don't do that at all Lady

[Non-believing She-male]

Re: Help, my mom is masterbating!

No, yours does.

If you bothered to read the Bible, you'd know that the patriarchs had multiple wives, and often concubines as well.

Your knowledge of Biblical law, history, or basic logic=Fail.

Great plan.

So, basic math here, hon. Women make up, what, I think it's 52% of the worlds population, max, right?

So, if every man who could managed to marry just two wives, then what would happen to the rest of the men in the world? Nearly half of the men in the world wouldn't be able to have one.

Are you really this sexually backwards?

[JennyD]

Re: Help, my mom is masterbating!

Really? Besides the fact that a 12 year old would make a piss poor father, boys make alot more sperm than that.

Truth is, they have to spank it at least, what, once a week, minimum. Otherwise, the sperm builds up and, yep, here comes the wet dream.

So, let's say, in your weirdo world, a boy does marry at 12 and he does immediately get his "wife" pregnant. How does he take care of the rest of the sperm building up in his system for the next 40 weeks? He can't use it to "create soldiers for Christ." She's already pregnant.

Even between pregnancies, she isn't fertile the entire time. What does he do during her "unclean" periods?

Your logic=fail

No, yours does.

If you bothered to read the Bible, you'd know that the patriarchs had multiple wives, and often concubines as well.

Your knowledge of Biblical law, history, or basic logic=Fail.

[Non-believing She-male]

Re: Help, my mom is masterbating!

Listen up, girlie, I bet you cannot find a SINGLE MAN here at Landover who has had what you call a "wet dream". And yes, we have many upstanding, True ChristianTM

fathers here, and I can safely say that NONE of them have had any "nocturnal emissions" of any kind while their woman-folk were bearing soldiers of Christ. I CHALLENGE you to find a man here at Landover who has ever had a nocturnal emission.


Your move, girlie.

I don't doubt for a second that they will lie.

Truth is, boys jack off, but if confronted, they always lie about it.

[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: Help, my mom is masterbating!

Really? Besides the fact that a 12 year old would make a piss poor father, boys make alot more sperm than that.

Truth is, they have to spank it at least, what, once a week, minimum. Otherwise, the sperm builds up and, yep, here comes the wet dream.

So, let's say, in your weirdo world, a boy does marry at 12 and he does immediately get his "wife" pregnant. How does he take care of the rest of the sperm building up in his system for the next 40 weeks? He can't use it to "create soldiers for Christ." She's already pregnant.

Even between pregnancies, she isn't fertile the entire time. What does he do during her "unclean" periods?

Your logic=fail

Listen up, girlie, I bet you cannot find a SINGLE MAN here at Landover who has had what you call a "wet dream". And yes, we have many upstanding, True ChristianTM

fathers here, and I can safely say that NONE of them have had any "nocturnal emissions" of any kind while their woman-folk were bearing soldiers of Christ. I CHALLENGE you to find a man here at Landover who has ever had a nocturnal emission.


Your move, girlie.

[Non-believing She-male]

Re: Help, my mom is masterbating!

Incorrect, Non-Believing Troll.

By the age of 12 or 13, the young man should be married and raising up new Soldiers for Christ. Any "emissions" should be directed toward reproduction!

Unfortunately, the secular, God-mocking US government will not allow our young men to marry when God would wish.

Really? Besides the fact that a 12 year old would make a piss poor father, boys make alot more sperm than that.

Truth is, they have to spank it at least, what, once a week, minimum. Otherwise, the sperm builds up and, yep, here comes the wet dream.

So, let's say, in your weirdo world, a boy does marry at 12 and he does immediately get his "wife" pregnant. How does he take care of the rest of the sperm building up in his system for the next 40 weeks? He can't use it to "create soldiers for Christ." She's already pregnant.

Even between pregnancies, she isn't fertile the entire time. What does he do during her "unclean" periods?

Your logic=fail

[JennyD]

Re: Help, my mom is masterbating!

You do realize, scientifically, if a boy/man does NOT mastrubate, he will have nocturnal emissions. He can't help it; it's his biology.

Incorrect, Non-Believing Troll.

By the age of 12 or 13, the young man should be married and raising up new Soldiers for Christ. Any "emissions" should be directed toward reproduction!

Unfortunately, the secular, God-mocking US government will not allow our young men to marry when God would wish.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Help, my mom is masterbating!

You do realize, scientifically, if a boy/man does NOT mastrubate, he will have nocturnal emissions. He can't help it; it's his biology.

Yet another reason to fear and despise secular "science" and reject all its unholy, unBiblical conclusions.

By the way, I have it on good authority that after Obama's socialist regime nationalises the entire economy, their next step will be to make it legal, if not compulsory, to commit the "M" sin in public. And since they're currently trying to ram the abomination of sodomite "marriage" down our throats, I wouldn't be surprised if they also make it legal for serial self-abusers to marry themselves. It's all right there in Marx's writings.

[lord warrior]

Re: Help, my mom is masterbating!

You do realize, scientifically, if a boy/man does NOT mastrubate, he will have nocturnal emissions. He can't help it; it's his biology.

WRONG. I have NEVER had a nocturnal emission in my life.
If you truly believe in Jesus, he will rid you of this "need".
This nocturnal emission thing was started by the catlicks in the middle age's to help there priests lure young boys to them, and the priesthood.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Help, my mom is masterbating!

It may be revolting but it's true.

Of course not. When you have Jesus on your side, this sticky mess never happens.

[BrotherJamesCIrving]

Re: Help, my mom is masterbating!

That is ABSOLUTELY REVOLTING! How dare you bring that smut to our Godly Christian forum! Who asked you to be here?

It may be revolting but it's true.