[Steve Tenex]

Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird

Me, snooty. Don’t make me laugh. I’m as down to earth as the next man, but when I see people quoting the bible in order to make up for their own inadequacies I have to cringe.
Maybe you should actually get out more and see the world instead of sitting in front of a PC screen playing with your winkies

Just read another thread on here in which someone is seeing evil in a cucumber. What sort of dirty mind is it that can see such depravity in a simple vegetable.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird

Me, snooty. Don’t make me laugh. I’m as down to earth as the next man, but when I see people quoting the bible in order to make up for their own inadequacies I have to cringe.
Maybe you should actually get out more and see the world instead of sitting in front of a PC screen playing with your winkies

Just read another thread on here in which someone is seeing evil in a cucumber. What sort of dirty mind is it that can see such depravity in a simple vegetable.

I'm a pilot pal. I've seen more of the world than you EVER will. While I'm on layovers, I've got my laptop with me so I can post here. Most of the developed world has WIFI in their airports, so I can post from just about anywhere.

And yes, you are snooty. You've done nothing since you got here except look down your nose at us. You've got a lot to learn friend. Quite a lot indeed!

[Steve Tenex]

Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird

OOOOH what a hissy-fit.
So…tell me….do you have to put the plane on auto-pilot whilst you are playing with your winkie

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird

Are you insinuating that I abuse myself while on board a Landover plane?!?! First, doing "that" is prohibited by God. I am a True Christian™ sir and I follow all of God's Laws.

And second, I respect the property of this church as I would the property of Jesus Himself! My employers here have been more than generous with me and the issues that plague me.

It would take someone with a filthy mind to make such a suggestion. You are in Satan's clutches pal, and he shows no sign of letting go. Hell is where you're headed!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird

This is addressed to that insufferable Steve Tenex:

Boy, you are on the express train to HELL if you don't shape up and....fly straight, like Capt. Portway! Your mocking demeanor is only earning you a one-way ticket to the Land of Fire and Brimstone. It doesn't help that you're a godless Brit, since you people grow up your whole lives living in a delusionary world of "evolution" and "science".

One thing Brits understand is DISCIPLINE. You hear me, boy? Do I have to whip you into subjugation? Does my cat o' nine tails have to lash welts across your bare, boyish buttocks in order to discipline you and set you straight? Am I going to have to penetrate your soul with the Power of Jesus and fill you up with his warm Love?