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Originally posted by Ixi
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It's not proper for the blushing bride to participate in negotiations for her wedding.Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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You don't even know where I live or look like so BWAHAHAHAHA!A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.Comment
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Of course we do, but we don't post it because of potential predators on the Internet. You can't be too careful you know!Originally posted by Ixi View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Exactly, good Pastor.Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
Can't risk having damaged goods now when we are in the process of selling her.If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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You cannot even imagine what else pastor Al knows. It's beyond mortals' comprehension.You don't even know where I live or look like so BWAHAHAHAHA!Soon in Christ
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Your just saying you know where I live.A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.Comment
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Don't be silly! Go to the window and wait for the next black car that drives by. That will be us.Originally posted by Ixi View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Puh, like I believe that.A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.Comment
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Are you too slow to recognise the fact you obviously missed them?Originally posted by Ixi View Post
The pastor told you to go to the window and wait for the next black car.
He didn't tell you to wait a few hours, AND THEN go to the window..
Anyways, I'm not sure if the deal with the sheik is still on.. (So we may not come pick you up.)
Becuse there are reasons to believe that you are damaged goods.
Anyways, I'm sure Pastor Pistle knows the situation better than I do.
I'll leave this matter in his Godly hands, and you should do the same.
How about a little gratitude for all the effort he has put in to find you a husband?
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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Thank you Pastor, for trying to change my life. But I wouldn't have been happy, and I'm glad where I am HERE. Home.
Damaged goods? You mean lose my virginity? Even if I wasn't a virgin, I would still be SOMEBODY!A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.Comment
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Yeah yeah yeah.. I'm sure you're thrilled about the fact you're doing nothing at the moment, and going nowhere in life (except to hell), satan really has you confused...Originally posted by Ixi View Post
Anyways, if the deal with the Sheik is off, I might be interested.
I'm really looking for a wife (you're too ungodly for that however), but I'll settle for a new concubine too.
I had to let the last one go about 2 months ago, she didn't please me.If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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Are you kidding? For the first thing, I'm not doing nothing! I have plans in life to, and I'll never go off to one of you idiots!A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.Comment
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I'm serious, it's hard to believe I would be that kind, isn't it? But please remember, I'm a Christian, we are kindness personified.Originally posted by Ixi View Post
And I'm not asking you to "go off", infact I'm not asking YOU anything..
Now go fetch your father so we can discuss price without your interference.
"And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed:
to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her."
Exodus 21:7-8If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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Shut up before I call the cops!A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.Comment
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I'll take it your father is not interested in conducting bussiness with me.Originally posted by Ixi View Post
Oh well, it's your loss.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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