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How would a good Christian child spend his/her day? And what shouldn't he/she do?
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Obviously you are not a "good Christian child", or else you would know.Originally posted by Ixi View Post
A more important question for you is "How do you spend YOUR days?"...In prayer? Serving your father and/or husband as a female is naturally meant to do? Can you make a rabbit casserole like Sister Thumper? Can you polish your father and/or husband's shoes until they glow like the Glory of Jesus?
Or do you spend your days in loathsome perversions, pleasing yourself sensually (and thus serving satan)?
By the way; I'll thank you to give up any notions you might have about stalking our True Christian children, harlot. Security has your photo.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Well now Pastor Zeke, calm down. Let's at least give the sinner an answer, then we'll try to show him the light.
1. Studying the Bible.
2. Memorizing verses.
3. Obeying their elders.
4. Rebuking unsaved playmates.
5. Standing on street corners preaching the word!Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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What are you talking about? I don't stalk Christain children! It may have sounded that way, but I'm just curious how they live thier lives.A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.Comment
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Curious? Like you are just "curiously" looking for an opportunity to debauch one of our precious TRUE Christian(tm) children sinner? Well that is why we live in a gated community to keep deviants like you out! I can just see you cruising the Freehold playgrounds of that boy whose a little unsure of his masculinity so you can luir him away from his play pals, debauch him and turn him into a nancy boy homer. Try and deny it harlot! Jesus sees you! Shame on you hussy!Originally posted by Ixi View Post
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Can you make a rabbit casserole like Sister Thumper?
That godly woman keeps surprising me. She looks beautiful
and still knows how to cook.
Yours in Christ
Soon in Christ
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Be careful to keep your Choo-choo firmly in your trousers young Andrew. Your lusting may get the better of you.Originally posted by andrewisI View PostThat godly woman keeps surprising me. She looks beautiful and still knows how to cook.
Yours in Christ
Our Sister is in Godly Harmony with Pastor Ezekiel.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Brother Hellbound, I don't see TITHING TO LANDOVER in your list. I suggest you pay more attention to what you are supposed to be learning in church!Originally posted by eliot mayfield View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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You seem to forget I came here for journalism. Yes I was neutral about you guys, but now I realize how...sick you all are.A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.Comment
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Please do not insult our forum members. These people have done nothing but give you loving honest answers. They don't deserve to be insulted in return.Originally posted by Ixi View Post
In CHRISTS Love
Brother Mike.
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My deepest and most sincere apologies. I just assumed everyone already knew that.Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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We stopped believing that cock-and-bull story days ago, you degenerate. You are here to mock Jesus, pure and simple. I'm sure you and your lezbean lover are giggling all night long about your pathetic attempts to spit on God.Originally posted by Ixi View Post
You are both hellbound. End of story.
By the way, have you found your parent's credit cards yet?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I'm not a lesbian! Where did you get that idea from?!? My dad might have a credit card, but no way is he giving it to me and no way am I giving it to you. Brother Mike, I'm only insulting those who insult me, not you.A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.Comment
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We know what kind of actors you Thespains are! Jesus sees right threw your little play!Originally posted by Ixi View Post
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Ixi, Jesus has led you to these boards for a reason, yet I can almost feel His patience running out with you, since all you seem to do is mock Him and us helpful Christians on this board.
Stop making out with your twin sister, and start praying to Jesus instead!
Realise the fact that you are a worthless sinner, BUT that there is hope for you, should you accept him, repent, and tithe to His favourite Church.Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 09-21-2006, 06:02 PM.If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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