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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622
    #1

    Good, Clean Christian Albums for the Family

    As we all know, there is a dearth of good, wholesome music for the family to listen to. Young girls are listening to Flo-Rida and subconsciously accepting the idea of becoming slutty harlots who get down on the dance floor so that oversexed negro bucks can lust after them.

    So, I went through my old LP collection and decided to show people some CLEAN CHRISTIAN records. I recommend you go out and purchase every single one of these gems, but they might be hard to find. Try garage/yard sales in rural areas for the best luck.
















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    • Miss April
      Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2009
      • 685
      #2
      Re: Good, Clean Christian Albums for the Family

      Thanks for Posting Those Brother They Seem like Great Albums I'm Going Two Try and get some of them

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        • Meek and Humble
          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
          Biblical Black Belt
          Jr. Pastor
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2008
          • 6197
          #3
          Re: Good, Clean Christian Albums for the Family

          Boy, that Mrs Cooper sure is one beautiful lady!

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            • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
              Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
              Forum Member
              • May 2009
              • 666
              #4
              Re: Good, Clean Christian Albums for the Family

              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
              Boy, that Mrs Cooper sure is one beautiful lady!
              For me, it's Joyce with her curly perm, thick plastic librarian glasses, a wonderful polyester dress with a vertical splash of color, and holding a rose that sets my heart afire!
              sigpic
              SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

              Hosea 9:7
              The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                • HellOfATroll!
                  Unsaved trash, teenaged troll scum
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 8
                  #5
                  Re: Good, Clean Christian Albums for the Family

                  Without question, one of the all-time greatest albums ever made
                  [satanic image deleted]
                  What the hell? Did I get banned and nobody told me?

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453
                      #6
                      Re: Good, Clean Christian Albums for the Family

                      Another post by an adolescent. What, no cartoons on cable this morning?
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • HellOfATroll!
                          Unsaved trash, teenaged troll scum
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 8
                          #7
                          Re: Good, Clean Christian Albums for the Family

                          Nope, ever since Loony Toons went away however many years ago, cartoons haven't been worth watching. Also, last I checked, adolescent means immature and just into puberty. If that's true, I'm gonna have to tell the Dean of Admissions to send my ass home for a few more years huh? Oh well, I'll worry about that later, for now I'm just gonna crank up the KREATOR
                          What the hell? Did I get banned and nobody told me?

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453
                              #8
                              Re: Good, Clean Christian Albums for the Family

                              Originally posted by HellOfAnEngineer! View Post
                              Nope, ever since Loony Toons went away however many years ago, cartoons haven't been worth watching. Also, last I checked, adolescent means immature and just into puberty. If that's true, I'm gonna have to tell the Dean of Admissions to send my ass home for a few more years huh? Oh well, I'll worry about that later, for now I'm just gonna crank up the KREATOR
                              Man, you are just so very kewl! Wow!

                              Community college will/has to accept anyone who applies. You taking a course on 'Fry-O-Laytors'? Way to go!
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                • HellOfATroll!
                                  Unsaved trash, teenaged troll scum
                                  • Aug 2009
                                  • 8
                                  #9
                                  Re: Good, Clean Christian Albums for the Family

                                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                  Man, you are just so very kewl! Wow!

                                  Community college will/has to accept anyone who applies. You taking a course on 'Fry-O-Laytors'? Way to go!
                                  Lol But actually Georgia Tech isn't an easy school to get into. Requires brainpower, something which I guess overbearing religious nutjobs who can't think for themselves and therefore rely on an ancient tome filled to the seams with self-contradiction whose author(s) is/are unknown and are therefore of questionable reliablility (exhale) to tell them what to think. But hey, you're the one in those shoes, not me, so I guess I don't know exactly what that's like. Well, enjoy your Saturday, I think I'm gonna go crank up the Judas Priest and worship satan while I have gay sex.
                                  [satanic image deleted]
                                  What the hell? Did I get banned and nobody told me?

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                                    • James Hutchins
                                      True Christian™
                                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                       
                                      • Jun 2009
                                      • 29453
                                      #10
                                      Re: Good, Clean Christian Albums for the Family

                                      I guess you got me there! Boy oh Boy!
                                      My double masters (Organic Chem and Business/Finance) from Princeton does not hold a candle to GT. My Bad
                                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                           
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 78555
                                          #11
                                          Re: Good, Clean Christian Albums for the Family

                                          Originally posted by HellOfATroll! View Post
                                          I think I'm gonna go crank up the Judas Priest and worship satan while I have gay sex.
                                          [satanic image deleted]
                                          Why am I not surprised to hear this news.
                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                            • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                                              True Christian™
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Jun 2009
                                              • 2241
                                              #12
                                              Re: Good, Clean Christian Albums for the Family

                                              I have enjoyed this music:
                                              Last edited by Oakland "Reb" Griner; 08-27-2009, 01:31 PM.
                                              Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                                                • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Jun 2009
                                                  • 2241
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Good, Clean Christian Albums for the Family

                                                  If you need to 'take it up a notch', to attract your teenagers to family music time, this might be just the item:
                                                  Last edited by Oakland "Reb" Griner; 08-27-2009, 01:31 PM.
                                                  Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                                                    • Meek and Humble
                                                      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                      Biblical Black Belt
                                                      Jr. Pastor
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Dec 2008
                                                      • 6197
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Good, Clean Christian Albums for the Family

                                                      I dunno, Polka music is sort of a gateway to heavy metal as far as I'm concerned.

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