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  • SalvationSeeker
    True Christian™ Theologian
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2006
    • 3892
    #16
    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
    I can't beileve all of you, selling a child? They ARE NOT property!
    My "son" is my own property, thank you very much.
    I think I can judge what he is, and what he isn't better than you.

    (Or so he was before I sold him, now he's Landovers property instead.)
    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
    Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • Jesus is Lord
        Devout seeker of the Truth™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 639
        #17
        Originally posted by Ixi View Post
        I can't beileve all of you, selling a child? They ARE NOT property!
        Then what are they? They aren't smart or mature enough to make their own decisions so they must be property.
        The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
        Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323
            #18
            Originally posted by Ixi View Post
            I can't beileve all of you, selling a child? They ARE NOT property!
            Of course they are! Angelina Jolie just bought some more while she was in Africa. Trust me, if the price was right you and your sister would be married to an 80 year-old sheik in Yemen.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • Ixi
                Wretched Unsaved Goth
                Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                • Sep 2006
                • 844
                #19
                Yeah right! If that happened I would not submit to him, believe me I left a pretty nasty scar on my friends older brothers face when he was touching me.
                A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                  • SalvationSeeker
                    True Christian™ Theologian
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 3892
                    #20
                    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                    Yeah right! If that happened I would not submit to him, believe me I left a pretty nasty scar on my friends older brothers face when he was touching me.
                    Why the anger?
                    Don't you know Jesus loves you and that it is HIS WILL that females and children are to be property?

                    Who are you to question HIS Godly Will?
                    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                    Proverbs 9:12-13

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                      • Ixi
                        Wretched Unsaved Goth
                        Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 844
                        #21
                        Well its not MY will to be "property".
                        A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                          • SalvationSeeker
                            True Christian™ Theologian
                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 3892
                            #22
                            Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                            Well its not MY will to be "property".
                            You think that your will actually matters?
                            Jesus don't care about it, and neither do we.

                            If He says you're property, then by His holy grace, that's what you are!
                            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                            Proverbs 9:12-13

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                              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 9323
                                #23
                                Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                Well its not MY will to be "property".
                                Lookie here, Missie! You have only ONE job in life. Produce one warrior per year for JESUS to kill mudslums with, and cook and clean.

                                Turn off that computer and get in the kitchen so you can learn to cook!
                                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                                  • Ixi
                                    Wretched Unsaved Goth
                                    Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 844
                                    #24
                                    I can make a mean pot of mac and cheese.
                                    A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78555
                                        #25
                                        Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                        I can make a mean pot of mac and cheese.
                                        I'm not sure why you would boast about putting marijuana (nigra weed) into a Godly Kraft product like macaroni and cheese....

                                        Can you make a rabbit casserole?
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Ixi
                                            Wretched Unsaved Goth
                                            Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 844
                                            #26
                                            I did mean MACARONI and cheese, but I can't make much else, and so what if I can't? If I marry my boyfriend, hes a pretty good cook, and theres an invention called chinese takeout and burger king until I get better.
                                            A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                                              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 9323
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                                I did mean MACARONI and cheese, but I can't make much else, and so what if I can't? If I marry my boyfriend, hes a pretty good cook, and theres an invention called chinese takeout and burger king until I get better.
                                                Forget your EMO boyfriend. There is no chinese takeout in Yemen, so you better learn to slaughter and butcher goats and cats REAL FAST.
                                                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                                                  • Ixi
                                                    Wretched Unsaved Goth
                                                    Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 844
                                                    #28
                                                    What are you talking about?
                                                    A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                                                      • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                                        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 9323
                                                        #29
                                                        Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                                        What are you talking about?
                                                        I am talking about your new arab husband in Yemen who will expect you to wear a chador http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chador

                                                        and cook goat meat and garlic all day long.
                                                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                                                          • Ixi
                                                            Wretched Unsaved Goth
                                                            Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 844
                                                            #30
                                                            Why are you selling me to him? WHERE ARE YOU DISSCUSSING THIS?
                                                            A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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