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What to do with them?
Dear Brothers and Sisters in Christ.
Earlier today, just a little while ago, a problem showed up at my door.
They seem to keep showing up there, some of you may remember my thread about jehovys witnesses on the previous forum.
(Or "satans salesmen" as Pastor Ezekiel so fittingly refered to them.)
This time the problem was of another kind however, a tiny creature of sin without any hope of Salvation and thus quite worthless, my bastard "son"!
Yes, there he was, flanked by some harlot from social services, demanding (imagine that, a woman demanding things of a man!) that I "accept my responsibility".
She insisted that, since his mother has been missing for 4 years (he had since been in an orphanage.) I should take care of him.
Obviously they has had quite the difficulty tracking me down, and I thought that they never would.
How wrong I was!
Anyways, she insisted that I would either take him in and raise him as my son, or pay him a substanial amount of money for current and missed child support.
I refused to pay, replying that the money would be better spent on tithes and love-offerings to Jesus and the Landover Baptist Church, than spent on a lost case with no chance of ever going to Heaven.
Since we all know that bastards cannot enter the congregation of the Lord for ten generations, and thus cannot be Saved. (Deuteronomy 23:2)
She then replied I had no choice but to take him in, so I temporarily locked him in my basement to get rid of her.
Her empty rabble of "choices" means nothing though, we all know that I only have two choices, and that is to either obey Jesus or to burn!
So the problem still remains, what to do with him?
What does the holy Bible (KJV1611) say?
Shall I, despite the fact that Jesus obviously abhors him, raise him as my legitimate son?
(I must admit that the thought makes me sick to my stomach, but if it's Jesus will, I shall submit to it.)
Or should I toss him out into the cold? (literally)
I can hear the disgusting thing whining and crying from the basement like a sissy homer as of this writing
, and Im getting sick of it, so quick answers would be very appreciated.
I am so ashamed that I even hesitated to post this, both for his existance, which is a living evidence of my previous life of sin, and the fact that he is acting like a little homer with all this crying.
Dear Brothers and Sisters in Christ.
Earlier today, just a little while ago, a problem showed up at my door.
They seem to keep showing up there, some of you may remember my thread about jehovys witnesses on the previous forum.
(Or "satans salesmen" as Pastor Ezekiel so fittingly refered to them.)
This time the problem was of another kind however, a tiny creature of sin without any hope of Salvation and thus quite worthless, my bastard "son"!
Yes, there he was, flanked by some harlot from social services, demanding (imagine that, a woman demanding things of a man!) that I "accept my responsibility".
She insisted that, since his mother has been missing for 4 years (he had since been in an orphanage.) I should take care of him.
Obviously they has had quite the difficulty tracking me down, and I thought that they never would.
How wrong I was!
Anyways, she insisted that I would either take him in and raise him as my son, or pay him a substanial amount of money for current and missed child support.
I refused to pay, replying that the money would be better spent on tithes and love-offerings to Jesus and the Landover Baptist Church, than spent on a lost case with no chance of ever going to Heaven.
Since we all know that bastards cannot enter the congregation of the Lord for ten generations, and thus cannot be Saved. (Deuteronomy 23:2)
She then replied I had no choice but to take him in, so I temporarily locked him in my basement to get rid of her.
Her empty rabble of "choices" means nothing though, we all know that I only have two choices, and that is to either obey Jesus or to burn!
So the problem still remains, what to do with him?
What does the holy Bible (KJV1611) say?
Shall I, despite the fact that Jesus obviously abhors him, raise him as my legitimate son?
(I must admit that the thought makes me sick to my stomach, but if it's Jesus will, I shall submit to it.)
Or should I toss him out into the cold? (literally)
I can hear the disgusting thing whining and crying from the basement like a sissy homer as of this writing
, and Im getting sick of it, so quick answers would be very appreciated.I am so ashamed that I even hesitated to post this, both for his existance, which is a living evidence of my previous life of sin, and the fact that he is acting like a little homer with all this crying.
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