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  • chrisss
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    • Feb 2011
    • 2

    #361
    Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

    Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
    Oh no! I'm shocked and offended!

    You're going to have to try harder than this if you want to persecute us.
    Hey, you're the dumbass who bothered to reply, so obviously you care on some level. Let me tell you though, in all seriousness, lesbian sex is way better than straight sex. Wait, you are sexually active, right?

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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14113

      #362
      Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

      Originally posted by chrisss View Post
      Yeah, I always felt funny looking at her. It's mostly because I'm a lesbian and she makes me horny. Take that, you stupid uneducated redneck Christians. I'm also a practicer of Wicca and I intend to go to Hell because my friend is going first to build a karaoke bar with Satan. But that's what I deserve because I love Harry Potter, isn't it? piffle you people.
      You need to update the text/speech recognition software you apparently use for posting. It has not picked up what Sister Lycia included in her post. You know, the one you were "replying" to?

      I don't know why sub-literates want to post on forums in the first place - but anyway here is her post again: you can try out your upgrade on it.

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      • jadon94
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • May 2011
        • 3

        #363
        Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

        You people make me sick. This entire thread has cause me to laugh uncontrollably. Do you honestly think in your right minds that J.K. Rowling was trying to recruit readers into "devil worshipers"? Oh wait, you are not in your right minds. Hell sounds pretty good if that's what I get if I read Harry Potter. Go ahead and start a war over it, that's what you Christians do isn't it? Look at the Crusades, or the War on Terror. You people see something you don't like, and you go and attack them. Well this war you will surely lose. You people are fucking retards. I hope that offended you, because you sure did offend me with your pile of bullshit. Go rot in hell, you fucking pricks. And then you know what I'm going to do after I'm done posting this? I'm going to go masturbate to lesbian porn and listen to some Slipknot and make blood sacrifices. Get real. Idiots.

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        • Jack O'fagan
          With faith as immovable as the Earth
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 4836

          #364
          Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

          Originally posted by jadon94 View Post
          You people make me sick. This entire thread has cause me to laugh uncontrollably. Do you honestly think in your right minds that J.K. Rowling was trying to recruit readers into "devil worshipers"? Oh wait, you are not in your right minds. Hell sounds pretty good if that's what I get if I read Harry Potter. Go ahead and start a war over it, that's what you Christians do isn't it? Look at the Crusades, or the War on Terror. You people see something you don't like, and you go and attack them. Well this war you will surely lose. You people are piffleing retards. I hope that offended you, because you sure did offend me with your pile of bullshit. Go rot in hell, you piffleing pricks. And then you know what I'm going to do after I'm done posting this? I'm going to go masturbate to lesbian porn and listen to some Slipknot and make blood sacrifices. Get real. Idiots.
          Welcome brother. What Church do you attend and what is your favourite bit of scripture?

          YiC

          Jack
          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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          • jadon94
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • May 2011
            • 3

            #365
            Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

            I do not feel comfortable with sharing what church it is, however it is methodist. My favorite bit of scripture would probably be the book of John.

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            • Meek and Humble
              Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
              Biblical Black Belt
              Jr. Pastor
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2008
              • 6197

              #366
              Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

              Originally posted by jadon94 View Post
              I do not feel comfortable with sharing what church it is, however it is methodist.
              No wonder you post some foul stuff.

              Methodists Sell Out to the Mother of Harlots!


              Protestantism is Unbiblical

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              • jadon94
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • May 2011
                • 3

                #367
                Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

                Oh, really, ex-masturbator?

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                • Meek and Humble
                  Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                  Biblical Black Belt
                  Jr. Pastor
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 6197

                  #368
                  Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

                  Originally posted by jadon94 View Post
                  Oh, really, ex-masturbator?
                  Of course. How could I ever think of doing such an act?

                  Desperate for freedom from sexual sin? Devastated by a husband's betrayal? You've come to the right place.

                  Freedom from Masturbation - Tired of feeling quilty?


                  Go there and find the help you need.

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                  • Wolf_Worshipper
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jun 2011
                    • 10

                    #369
                    Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

                    HARRY WAS READY TO GIVE HIS LIFE FOR HIS FRIENDS AND IN YOUR BIBLE IT SAYS THERE IS NO GREATER LOVE THAN FOR SOMEONE TO GIVE THERE LIFE FOR A FRIEND (at least it says that in MY bible which is the real one)
                    GET THIS IN YOUR STEEL THICK SKULL MORONS
                    VOLDEMORT.IS.THE.BAD.GUYYYY. VOLDEMORT IS THE ONE WHO DRANK UNICORN BLOOD AND USES THE DARK ARTS! THE DARK ARTS ARE NOT NOT NOT LOOKED UPON AS GOOD IN THIS SERIES!!!!!!!! YOU ARE REALL STUPID YOU KNOW THAT?! CRAZED LUNATICS!!!!!

                    my family used to hate harry potter till my mom actually watched one of the movies she said "wow i thought this was bad its actually good"
                    she bought me the books and im glad
                    they are great.

                    Harry's mother gave her LIFE for her little boy. LOVE. OKAY! THATS WHAT THIS STORY TEACHES! LOVE! IN the 5th book when voldemort tried to posses harry (no i dont think everyone watching/reading was actually HAPPY that he was getting possesed mmk?) he could not. Harry even told him he felt sorry for him, SORRY FOR THE MURDERER OF HIS PARENTS AND GODFATHER because he would never know love. you ppl are just looking for reasons for EVERYTHING to be bad. my mother is SUPER religious you know i thought she was bad but you are SICK.

                    By the way, i looked into wicca some years ago. (BEFORE I EVER WATCHED HARRY POTTER cuz i didnt watch it till like a year after i was on the site) its useless. it doesnt work. seriously.

                    besides in harry potter those spells are made up. and also the thing about the posters is completely moronic. i know subliminal messages exsist. but thats just too much okay. personally i think sex is gross

                    unless your married. oh yeah and. WITHOUT WOMEN TRY POPULATING THE WORLD OKAY? (or was eve stupid?)

                    also catholics do not worship mary. get that straight.

                    back to hp. if hp turns girls into "harlots" then i guess that hasnt happend to me yet. oh and my friend who is 10 loves hp. and shes obviously not into that stuff.

                    sometimes i cant tell if you ppl are just being sarcastic or if you really mean it. its just over done. really.

                    im not a fan of freaks r us

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                    • Wolf_Worshipper
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                      • Jun 2011
                      • 10

                      #370
                      Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

                      i meant morons in that top bit btw

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                      • Capt. Aaron Portway
                        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                        Salvation from Above
                        God's Favorite Pilot™
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 6309

                        #371
                        Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

                        Originally posted by Wolf_Worshipper View Post
                        LOTS OF WHINY, ALL CAPS RANTING, COMPLETE WITH EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!
                        Friend, we see this all the time. Unsaved scum like you are drawn to these satanic books because your souls are not protected by Jesus. It's sad really, that you would rather lose yourself in fantasy instead of believing in the Son of God who temporarily died (for THREE WHOLE DAYS!) so that you could live with Him forever in the sky in a place called heaven.
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                        God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                        Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                        • Professor Bessemer
                          Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                          Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                          Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2009
                          • 2952

                          #372
                          Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

                          Originally posted by Wolf_Worshipper View Post
                          HARRY WAS READY TO GIVE HIS LIFE FOR HIS FRIENDS AND IN YOUR BIBLE IT SAYS THERE IS NO GREATER LOVE THAN FOR SOMEONE TO GIVE THERE LIFE FOR A FRIEND (at least it says that in MY bible which is the real one)
                          GET THIS IN YOUR STEEL THICK SKULL mormonS
                          VOLDEMORT.IS.THE.BAD.GUYYYY. VOLDEMORT IS THE ONE WHO DRANK UNICORN BLOOD AND USES THE DARK ARTS! THE DARK ARTS ARE NOT NOT NOT LOOKED UPON AS GOOD IN THIS SERIES!!!!!!!! YOU ARE REALL STUPID YOU KNOW THAT?! CRAZED LUNATICS!!!!!

                          my family used to hate harry potter till my mom actually watched one of the movies she said "wow i thought this was bad its actually good"
                          she bought me the books and im glad
                          they are great.

                          Harry's mother gave her LIFE for her little boy. LOVE. OKAY! THATS WHAT THIS STORY TEACHES! LOVE! IN the 5th book when voldemort tried to posses harry (no i dont think everyone watching/reading was actually HAPPY that he was getting possesed mmk?) he could not. Harry even told him he felt sorry for him, SORRY FOR THE MURDERER OF HIS PARENTS AND GODFATHER because he would never know love. you ppl are just looking for reasons for EVERYTHING to be bad. my mother is SUPER religious you know i thought she was bad but you are SICK.

                          By the way, i looked into wicca some years ago. (BEFORE I EVER WATCHED HARRY POTTER cuz i didnt watch it till like a year after i was on the site) its useless. it doesnt work. seriously.

                          besides in harry potter those spells are made up. and also the thing about the posters is completely mormonic. i know subliminal messages exsist. but thats just too much okay. personally i think sex is gross

                          unless your married. oh yeah and. WITHOUT WOMEN TRY POPULATING THE WORLD OKAY? (or was eve stupid?)

                          also catholics do not worship mary. get that straight.

                          back to hp. if hp turns girls into "harlots" then i guess that hasnt happend to me yet. oh and my friend who is 10 loves hp. and shes obviously not into that stuff.

                          sometimes i cant tell if you ppl are just being sarcastic or if you really mean it. its just over done. really.

                          im not a fan of freaks r us
                          Originally posted by Wolf_Worshipper View Post
                          i meant mormons in that top bit btw
                          Goodness, you do seem to be full of anger. Why do you suppose that is my dear? Tell me, have you accepted the Lord Jesus as you savior? I would hate to jump to conclusions, but I would guess that you have not.

                          If you had, you would not be defending books that so frequently spit into the face of Christ the Redeemer. Jesus will not stand for this for long my dear, you are skating on thin ice, and when that ice cracks, it will be because Jesus is sending you to join the rest of your satan worshiping friends in the bowels of hell.

                          This may be your last chance at salvation dear, do not reject this gift the Lord is offering you. He brought you here to us for a reason, to offer you eternity at His side! Reject this offer at your peril!
                          Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                          • Wolf_Worshipper
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Jun 2011
                            • 10

                            #373
                            Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

                            Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                            Goodness, you do seem to be full of anger. Why do you suppose that is my dear? Tell me, have you accepted the Lord Jesus as you savior? I would hate to jump to conclusions, but I would guess that you have not.

                            If you had, you would not be defending books that so frequently spit into the face of Christ the Redeemer. Jesus will not stand for this for long my dear, you are skating on thin ice, and when that ice cracks, it will be because Jesus is sending you to join the rest of your satan worshiping friends in the bowels of hell.

                            This may be your last chance at salvation dear, do not reject this gift the Lord is offering you. He brought you here to us for a reason, to offer you eternity at His side! Reject this offer at your peril!
                            go.die.in.a.pit.

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                            • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                              Claims not to be a dago slut
                              Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 1307

                              #374
                              Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

                              Originally posted by Wolf_Worshipper View Post
                              go.die.in.a.pit.
                              Oh no. Anagrams. I hate anagrams. They hate me too.
                              Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                              My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                              - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                              • Wolf_Worshipper
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Jun 2011
                                • 10

                                #375
                                Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

                                really you ppl. i think your all faking this for fun. your all retarded

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