What sports are good for children?

[NonSense Crusade]

I've seen throughout the site that several sports are played mostly by homos and influenced by satan, like cycling and figure skating. What sports are good and constructive for children? I would say soccer and football, maybe baseball, but i would like your opinions.
Thanks!

[Jenni111]

Re: What sports are good for children?

I've seen throughout the site that several sports are played mostly by homos and influenced by satan, like cycling and figure skating. What sports are good and constructive for children? I would say soccer and football, maybe baseball, but i would like your opinions.
Thanks!

Soccer is for pansies

Hockey/Baseball

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: What sports are good for children?

I've seen throughout the site that several sports are played mostly by homos and influenced by satan, like cycling and figure skating. What sports are good and constructive for children? I would say soccer and football, maybe baseball, but i would like your opinions.
Thanks!

Soccer?!?!?! Are you serious? We have several threads floating around here revealing that it is nothing more than a Eurohomo game. No, there's only three manly sports a kid should play: Baseball, Basketball (especially if he's a negro), and of course, FOOTBALL (the REAL kind!).

I played High School Football. 6'1, 220 lbs of muscular quarterback. Held the state record for passing and completions for 33 years! I was even offered a full-paid football scholarship to USC but I turned it down to go into the ministry and become a pastor.

The irony is that I've made a lot more as a televangelist than I could've ever if I was a pro NFL QB! Jesus works in mysterious ways!

[TheLordSavedMe]

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At my school, there were no gay guys that played football, baseball, or basketball. But in wrestling, they wear those gay looking tank top jumpsuit things and one wrestler got beat up in the showers by some other wrestlers. They said he was looking at their butts. So I would say wrestling is gay.

So is track I think. I dunno, it just seems lame and kinda gay to run around in circles, or to try to jump over a bar, or to throw a metal ball or metal frisbee really far. And there was a gay guy at my school that was a distance runner.

He got beat up too, I forget why.

Tammi

[godsdrummer]

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Soccer is for pansies

Hockey/Baseball

I agree with Hockey, but don't forget all AMERICAN FOOTBALL.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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As a therapeutic measure, I think dodge ball could be used to reduce homersixual tendencies in youth.

Especially if the PE coach identifies the latent queers to the larger, older boys before the treatment starts.

[Nobar King]

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Tim Tebow has shown that a True Christian can excel at football.

[Jenni111]

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As a therapeutic measure, I think dodge ball could be used to reduce homersixual tendencies in youth.

Especially if the PE coach identifies the latent queers to the larger, older boys before the treatment starts.

In dodgeball, the fattest and homers are always out first.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: What sports are good for children?

At my school, there were no gay guys that played football, baseball, or basketball. But in wrestling, they wear those gay looking tank top jumpsuit things and one wrestler got beat up in the showers by some other wrestlers. They said he was looking at their butts. So I would say wrestling is gay.

So is track I think. I dunno, it just seems lame and kinda gay to run around in circles, or to try to jump over a bar, or to throw a metal ball or metal frisbee really far. And there was a gay guy at my school that was a distance runner.

He got beat up too, I forget why.

Tammi

Wrestling is definitely homersixual.


{the weak of spirit should shield their eyes now}