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    How Do I Explain Sarah Palin's Divorce to my Son?

    I'm not sure how my son Skeeter is going to react. How can a good Christian woman like Sarah abandon her family. How do I explain this?
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    Re: How Do I Explain Sarah Palin's Divorce to my Son?

    Mrs. Cristianson,

    Last I had heard, Sarah and Todd were not getting a divorce.
    Is there some new development I am unaware of?
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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      Re: How Do I Explain Sarah Palin's Divorce to my Son?

      I know Sister Glendora, it is sooooo sad! I was in line at the AM PM and I saw the cover of Star Magazine! What about poor little Triggy!

      http://www.starmagazine.com/sarah_palin_todd_shattered_marriage/news/15939





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        Re: How Do I Explain Sarah Palin's Divorce to my Son?

        Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
        I'm not sure how my son Skeeter is going to react. How can a good Christian woman like Sarah abandon her family. How do I explain this?
        Tell Skeeter that this is what happens when a man marries an uppity woman who doesn't know her place (on her knees, in the kitchen!).

        Speaking of which, isn't it time your boy started courting some nice Christian girl? He's been spending way too much time with that Watkins boy if you ask me.
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          Re: How Do I Explain Sarah Palin's Divorce to my Son?

          Wow -- the GOP 2012 field is shrinking fast -- looks like the nominee will simply be the last man standing before the race starts.

          I hope Huckabee has someone watching Romney 24/7. Mike is one "Romney gaff" away from being our next president for life.

          As for the Palins, well, Todd still has his Tesoro Iron Dog team. And I'm sure Sarah will wise up fast once she realizes what's really important in life.
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            Re: How Do I Explain Sarah Palin's Divorce to my Son?

            From the article:

            "Bristol used to tell Levi that her parents would argue and bicker over the littlest things, like who was supposed to take out the trash or wash the dishes."


            Well, is it any wonder why Todd is so upset? Taking out the trash and washing the dishes is clearly woman's work. Sarah needs to be severly reprimanded for refusing to do her wifely duties.

            I, for one, will volunteer to engage in intense, private, one-on-one counselling with her. I will know that I am succeeding when she reaches the point of crying out: "Oh, Lord, I need more! More!" Then, I will continue the counselling with even more fervor.
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              Re: How Do I Explain Sarah Palin's Divorce to my Son?

              Originally posted by HTannor View Post
              From the article:

              "Bristol used to tell Levi that her parents would argue and bicker over the littlest things, like who was supposed to take out the trash or wash the dishes."


              Well, is it any wonder why Todd is so upset? Taking out the trash and washing the dishes is clearly woman's work. Sarah needs to be severly reprimanded for refusing to do her wifely duties.

              I, for one, will volunteer to engage in intense, private, one-on-one counselling with her. I will know that I am succeeding when she reaches the point of crying out: "Oh, Lord, I need more! More!" Then, I will continue the counselling with even more fervor.
              If it wasn't for all these sissy liberal laws the femnazis pushed down our throats Todd would settle Sara's sass mouth the way dad's have always delt with mouthy moms. Maybe Sara should discuss this with the back of Todd's hand? Eh? What about that liberals???

              Jesus help me, words fail me I am so upset.

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                Re: How Do I Explain Sarah Palin's Divorce to my Son?

                I bet Ted Kennedy is behind this somehow, even though he is a half-dead, walking nightmare from the cancer God finally righteously sent him. God only let him live as long as he did so He could torture him by making him watch the rest of his ring-kissing family drop like flies.

                Terrible Teddy is definitely involved in this tragedy, I just know it! Even with one foot in the grave, those Kennedys are devious bastards!
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                  Re: How Do I Explain Sarah Palin's Divorce to my Son?

                  Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                  I bet Ted Kennedy is behind this somehow, even though he is a half-dead, walking nightmare from the cancer God finally righteously sent him. God only let him live as long as he did so He could torture him by making him watch the rest of his ring-kissing family drop like flies.

                  Terrible Teddy is definitely involved in this tragedy, I just know it! Even with one foot in the grave, those Kennedys are devious bastards!
                  Dem Kennedys be responsible for jist bout everything bad dat happens in our gobernment. The Lawd jist didn't kill dem fast enough. I used to clean house fo dat Jackie an let me tell you, when she started seeing dat old Joo man, she got herself cheap and acted like Joo herself. Now I hear Sarah Palin got herself felt up ober at an Outback restuarant up in Ankorage Laska. I guess she is posessed by Satan his-self now.
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