[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

I do have an opinon Rather a femnazi than a racist. Bet you God LOVES racisim lets discriminate against some of his other people were great christians

That made no sense whatsoever. Would it kill you to type using standard American English? That way, we could actually understand you.

[CanuckG]

Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

Okay, I create a charity that aims in improving the spiritual lives of negro children so that they may be Saved® by the blood of Jesus Christ, and people accuse me of racism?

Is the NAACP (National Association for the Advancement of Colored People) and the UNCF (United Negro College Fund) racist too? So how can "Sponsor a Niglet" be racist?

The word "Niglet" isn't the best word choice. That's all.

[HTannor]

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Has anyone else noted that all these bleeding-heart lieberals stepping forward to codemn this program to help the little niglets offer nothing that would come close to what Rev. Jim has done?

All they do is criticize the program.

Well, it's easy to criticize but entirely something else when it comes to commitment.

I'll bet that when it comes to facing the Flaming Tallywacker(tm) of the underworld, all they'll do is complain about the size.

[jennifer-Jane]

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That made no sense whatsoever. Would it kill you to type using standard American English? That way, we could actually understand you.

Standard American ENGLISH
I am ENGLISH therefore I speak ENGLISH
American ENGLISH is dumped down leaving letters :l
Also I have dysexlia which causes me to have trouble with spelling!

[James Hutchins]

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Has anyone else noted that all these bleeding-heart lieberals stepping forward to codemn this program to help the little niglets offer nothing that would come close to what Rev. Jim has done?

All they do is criticize the program.

Well, it's easy to criticize but entirely something else when it comes to commitment.

I'll bet that when it comes to facing the Flaming Tallywacker™ of the underworld, all they'll do is complain about the size.

Hear, Hear Brother! Why I bet not one has submitted a credit card to the program to help the poor unfortunates out.
I currently sponsor four of the little chocolate drops.

[James Hutchins]

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Standard American ENGLISH
I am ENGLISH therefore I speak ENGLISH
American ENGLISH is dumped down leaving letters :l
Also I have dysexlia which causes me to have trouble with spelling!

Yes Jacob, Jane here has some 'personal issues'.

[jennifer-Jane]

Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

Yes Jacob, Jane here has some 'personal issues'.

I dont actually or is that what you like in a girl

[James Hutchins]

Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

I was being nice......

[mark lewis]

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I'm slightly offended at even seeing pictures of black people on this site. I thought that it was meant to be "pure". However, i would buy of these for my house. It's cold in London right now and there is a draft under my front door.

[James Hutchins]

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I'm slightly offended at even seeing pictures of black people on this site. I thought that it was meant to be "pure". However, i would buy of these for my house. It's cold in London right now and there is a draft under my front door.

For a brit, you make sense.

The American niglets tend to be tall and would be great for blocking the draft coming in under the door.

[FlorenceFan]

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SPONSOR A NIGLET TODAY!

Brothers and sisters in Christ,

One of the more overlooked and neglected demographic groups in Christian evangelical missionary work are young negro children, or more properly known as niglets. Millions of niglets across our fair country are raised in unsaved households. Either their mothers are working the nightshift at a 24-hour Wal-Mart and don't have the time to properly raise them in a True Christian™ environment, or sometimes the mothers don't work at all. Paternal negligence is overwhelming in the negro community and these little niglets lack a stable father figure in their life, often considering whatever negro buck coming over for a quick lay or a couple hits of the crack pipe "Daddy".

And when they are raised in a religious environment, these niglets are indoctrinated from a young age in false churches like A.M.E. Churches or worse, Black Muslim groups. What can we do to save these poor, unfortunate niglets?

I, the Rev. Jim Osborne, have worked closely with Landover Baptist Church in creating a small ministry aimed at bringing these niglets up in a True Christian™ way, and hopefully putting them on the path for further ministry in our Ex-Negro programs when they get older. This is why we have created "Sponsor a Niglet".

Sponsoring a niglet is a small financial contribution each month, with plans starting as low as $49.95 a month. This ministry provides valuable assistance to these niglets. What does your monthly contribution do?

• One hour a week, Niglet Children's Ministry. Niglets learn basic things about Jesus, following the Bible, and various other doctrines to set them on the path of True Christianity™. We know the negro mind in general cannot grasp abstract concepts or intellectually-challenging issues so we frame it terms so they can understand. For example, instead of explaining Heaven as a place where one can have eternal life, being spiritually close to God, and bathing in Christ's love it is described as a happy place full of watermelons and fire hydrants to cool off.
• They learn the proper role of the Negro race as outlined in the Bible. We make sure these dear little niglets don't grow up to be uppity or have a sense of entitlement (especially important since Obama was elected president). Special focus on the curse of Ham and why they should not feel ashamed being subservient to white people.
• Special English lessons so they can understand the King James Bible. Most niglets are brought up speaking ebonics or jive so we have trained interpreters to help them understand the English of the Bible.
• Rest assured that your financial donations go to help American niglets. They will not be wasted on "food aid" or other useless things on foreign niglets. When you donate, you are helping America!
• You receive a "thank you" video from the young niglet you sponsor. Often they are gifted in singing, dancing, or athletics. You will have a video of your special niglet showing off their basketball skills or performing an entertaining tap dance. This is a great video to invite your friends to come over and watch!
• Finally, you get a T-Shirt so you can advertise to the world how much you care about the spiritual welfare of these niglets. (Photo below)

This T-Shirt is truly great. People will often stop and ask you on the street what it's all about. You can explain to them you are a True Christian™ dedicated to helping niglets learn about Jesus. It also makes people realize you are a very tolerant, caring individual who is helping minority races. Just listen to some testimonials from some of our sponsors!

"This ministry is great! For a mere $79.95 a month I know some niglet has a chance to be Saved® and go to heaven. I know they live a hard life but at least they'll have something to look forward to after they die!" - Diane R., Lubbock, TX

"Thank you Rev. Jim! Normally I don't let my children go near niglets because I don't want them to start becoming gangsters or raping white women when they get older. But now I don't feel so guilty about holding these prejudices anymore. What a great ministry!" - Harold N., Tupelo, MS

"I love this t-shirt! Wherever I go, people often stare at me and whisper to each other. The look on their faces is pure shock. No doubt they are commenting on how great of a Christian I am and making a stand against racism. It must amaze them that somebody like me is doing something to help these niglets!" - June W., Sandusky, OH

You've heard it friends, so why not get started on a monthly plan right away! Contact your Landover Baptist Church pastors for more information or to get payments started. I can be reached via PM or email at revjimsoborne@gmail.com

Ask yourself: What Would Jesus Do? He would help these little niglets, that's what He would do!

Yours in Christ,

Rev. Jim Osborne

Oh my.
Oh your f**king god!
There... there... there aren't words!
'Sponsor a Niglet'? How patronising!

At least in the past, when people labelled black people as negro bucks and bitches, at least they were admitting that they were opressing them.
You're a big bunch of racists, and a book can't justify your condemning of what you perceive to be lowere forms of humanity. There's no such thing as lower forms of humanity.

This charity is so up itself, its coming out of its own mouth.
And I can't believe how many replys have asked if they have to spend time with their niglet for fear of their own safety or sanctity in His eyes. My reaction to this can only be described in txt tlk; OMGWTF?!! You take a bad example of minorities and use them to discredit all good and decent people who happen to share the same ethnicity.

My best friend is Nigerian, and she is a very strong believer in Christ. She is also in the highest class in our year at school, and she is in several respects, much more intelligent than I am. Though I suppose that's because I'm English, and my intelligence is nothing compared to the great, towering intellect of my American bretheren right?

I almost laughed at the last testimonial from June W. People stare at her with expressions of pure shock- yeah they're probably horrified by how much of a big f**king racist she is.

Never have I been so glad to be a liberal- or as people here like to call them LIEberals- spending every second of my life hurtling towards the warm (fiery) embrace (clutches) of the Devil.

[MohammedIsSavior]

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I would like to distribute the Holy Koran to these young individuals

[Nobar King]

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My best friend is Nigerian, and she is a very strong believer in Christ. She is also in the highest class in our year at school, and she is in several respects, much more intelligent than I am.

You and your classmates should be embarrassed by being outclassed by a foreigner!

[FlorenceFan]

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You and your classmates should be embarrassed by being outclassed by a foreigner!

All humans are equal. The fact that she is foreign has no effect on her worth as a human being. Or is the term 'human being' too scientific for you?

[HTannor]

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Well, FlorenceFan, that's quite an outburst.

Due to your newness here, perhaps you might consider taking some down-time before your next post.

I've often found that when I get all worked up over something, a diversion helps.

For example, I had a dentist's appointment yesterday and, while sitting in the chair, had time to reflect upon what I wanted to say in response to a recent post on another subject.

Oh, wait, you're English you say. Well that idea about going to a dental appointment probably won't work for you.

Never mind.