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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621
    #16
    Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

    Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
    These vile swedes aren't really cathylicks, they're an evil cult based on cathylick teachings (such as mary worship, beads, and idols)..
    You say that as though real Catholoholicism isn't an evil cult based on cathylick teachings!
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • SalvationSeeker
        True Christian™ Theologian
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2006
        • 3892
        #17
        Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        You say that as though real Catholoholicism isn't an evil cult based on cathylick teachings!
        Yeah.. Sorry brother, you're right. I should have been clearer.
        What I meant was that they're almost cathylicks in teachings (they do have some vile practices of their own too)..
        But they don't worship the antichrist pope, and as such they aren't part of the cathylick cult..
        They run their own vile cult.
        Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 04-04-2007, 06:00 PM.
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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          • SUV
            True Christian™ Princess
            The Driving Force behind RA12
            Have at it, anytime!
            • Sep 2006
            • 11027
            #18
            Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

            What I find truly horrendous is that catlicker messicans have the gall, and are allowed to have the gall, to Name their sons "JESUS"

            There is only ONE SON JESUS, you crazy tacos!!!

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              • bonzo2
                • Mar 2007
                • 144
                #19
                Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Christian parents would NEVER do THIS. We name our children from a list of names approved by Jesus.



                The only "trip" these heathens need to plan for is their one-way trip to eternal damnation. It is obviously true that God Hates Sweden.

                Do you think the band ACDC who wrote the brilliant Highway to Hell song when they say we are from down under is a metaphor for hell as opposed to Australia - food for thought!

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                  • OnYourKnees
                    On Extended Furlough
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 4729
                    #20
                    Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

                    Originally posted by bozo2 View Post
                    food for thought!
                    If that's what you consider food for thought, I'm surprised you've not starved to death.

                    What exactly is mischievous about suggesting that a band naming themselves after a slang term for bisexual are hellbound? And what has it to do with the topic?

                    Oh, yes. Nothing, on either count.

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                      • vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa
                        Unsaved Mexijican Trash
                        Incapable of using God's Holy American Language properly
                        Foul Sinner on Moderation
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 90
                        #21
                        Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

                        I will call my baby Metallica too hahahahaha Im gonna raise her to be goth and to love metallica. Oh hell yeah u gave me an idea. I love you sometimes!!!

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                          • SalvationSeeker
                            True Christian™ Theologian
                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 3892
                            #22
                            Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

                            Originally posted by vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa View Post
                            I will call my baby Metallica too hahahahaha Im gonna raise her to be goth and to love metallica. Oh hell yeah u gave me an idea. I love you sometimes!!!
                            Like anyone would ever breed with you!!
                            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                            Proverbs 9:12-13

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                              • SUV
                                True Christian™ Princess
                                The Driving Force behind RA12
                                Have at it, anytime!
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 11027
                                #23
                                Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

                                Originally posted by vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa View Post
                                I will call my baby Metallica too hahahahaha Im gonna raise her to be goth and to love metallica. Oh hell yeah u gave me an idea. I love you sometimes!!!
                                Why don't you just name it "Ozzy Osbourne" if you want to name it after a rocky roll group? That way you'll have first and middle Name all set, and, it'll probably go with your last Name.

                                Like, what if your last Name is "Humphrey" or "Heathcliffe" or something twerpy and dull? Won't "Metallica Humperdinck" sound lame?

                                PS Apologies to Mrs. Betty Bowers if I am stepping on her Stylish toes, here....

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                                  • vestal_mastecation
                                    Unsaved Gormless Adolescent Trash
                                    Foul Sinner on Moderation
                                    • Apr 2007
                                    • 45
                                    #24
                                    Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

                                    What about the name "Dani Filth"?

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                                      • Brother Temperance
                                        Senior Usher
                                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                        A very nice young man
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 15621
                                        #25
                                        Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

                                        Originally posted by vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa View Post
                                        I will call my baby Metallica too hahahahaha Im gonna raise her to be goth and to love metallica. Oh hell yeah u gave me an idea.
                                        Don't worry, I have it on good authority that the totalitarian socialist Swedish government forces people like her to have operations so they can't breed.
                                        Originally posted by vestal_mastebation View Post
                                        What about the name "Dani Filth"?
                                        What about it? Is she Kylie Filth's little sister?
                                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                          • SUV
                                            True Christian™ Princess
                                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                                            Have at it, anytime!
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 11027
                                            #26
                                            Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

                                            Oh GOD, here is that "Child" come back from that horrible online Trailer Park with a different Name now....

                                            Will JESUS show us NO Mercy today?

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                                              • Alexia
                                                Unsaved Foreign Trash
                                                Dumb broad who keeps changing her email address
                                                Interests: Interests: Witchcraft, fornication, ritual sacrifice,
                                                and spectacularly silly pop music.
                                                • Mar 2007
                                                • 188
                                                #27
                                                Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

                                                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

                                                What about it? Is she Kylie Filth's little sister?

                                                YES!
                                                One Love, One Pain, One enemy.

                                                Found you out ? I thought so. Funny people. Funny.

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                                                  • Marshall
                                                    Righteous and Patriotic
                                                    Highest body count at the VFW
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Oct 2006
                                                    • 3322
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

                                                    This Metallica band looks like a bunch of gays and sounds like the rusty hinges of Hells gates. No one in their right mind would name their child after a gay band in need of lubricant. This child should be removed from her parents and given to a foster family sponsored by Landover and Jesus Christ. Her name could be Esther or Flossie or Lurlene and all would be right again.
                                                    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                                                      • bonzo2
                                                        • Mar 2007
                                                        • 144
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

                                                        Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                                                        If that's what you consider food for thought, I'm surprised you've not starved to death.

                                                        What exactly is mischievous about suggesting that a band naming themselves after a slang term for bisexual are hellbound? And what has it to do with the topic?

                                                        Oh, yes. Nothing, on either count.

                                                        Fair point thought I would inject a little humour into a very boring thread and if parents want to name their child Metellica surely (dont call me shirley LOL) its their choice. Just the same as naming your son John, Simon or Judas

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                                                          • vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa
                                                            Unsaved Mexijican Trash
                                                            Incapable of using God's Holy American Language properly
                                                            Foul Sinner on Moderation
                                                            • Mar 2007
                                                            • 90
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

                                                            [quote=Brother Temperance;54957]Don't worry, I have it on good authority that the totalitarian socialist Swedish government forces people like her to have operations so they can't breed.

                                                            Precisely, shes gonna be adopted

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