[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

Does this Sweetish "Man" ever hold smorgasbords, though? I would be willing to meet with him in "person" just to see what level of Evil he truly is.

I'm sure he does.
And most of the dishes are probably made out of dead babies and fetuses too...
The only thing Swedes love more than sodomy, is murdering the unborn.

[SUV]

Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

The only thing Swedes love more than sodomy, is murdering the unborn.

Yaar, I kind of thought so...

Okay, skip the "Yaar." I was planning on attempting to speak his Viking "language" to him if I ever met with him. But if Sweetish "food" is like this, like that Korean "unBorn Baby soup" - well, Nevermind!

But I wonder if he might FedEx me a Twinkie or something anyway

[Barking Todd]

Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

Pastor Ezekial, when I read what you wrote, I wondered something. I understand that you do not praise Jesus' mother...but I can't help but feel that Jesus would not appreciate someone talking about his mother that way. Not worshipping and being hateful are two different things, and unfortunately you only fit the latter. To sum it up, even if Jesus doesn't want you worshipping his mother, he probably doesn't want you making fun of her either, just like he wouldn't want you making fun of any of his people. As for me, I am proud to say the Hail Mary. God Bless.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

Just a 'general' god bless? No one in particular? How dare you throw away God's blessings like they were gum wrappers. You have much to learn.

[TheTruePath]

Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

They are indoctrinated from birth to hate Jesus and America, but love sin, homosexuals, and the former Soviet union.

Wait, how is hatred for America and Jesus expressed?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

Wait, how is hatred for America and Jesus expressed?

Often by a vote for anyone named "Clinton".

[TheTruePath]

Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

Often by a vote for anyone named "Clinton".

Even if one named Clinton should be a Republican and devote Christian? I should assume you're referring to Bill the President that scored in the oval office.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

Pastor Ezekial, when I read what you wrote, I wondered something. I understand that you do not praise Jesus' mother...but I can't help but feel that Jesus would not appreciate someone talking about his mother that way. Not worshipping and being hateful are two different things, and unfortunately you only fit the latter. To sum it up, even if Jesus doesn't want you worshipping his mother, he probably doesn't want you making fun of her either, just like he wouldn't want you making fun of any of his people. As for me, I am proud to say the Hail Mary. God Bless.

This is actually a common question. Not only is mary worship not found anywhere in the Holy Bible, but Jesus in general didn't have much time for His mom. Take a look at THIS sermon.

Also, you should try reading the ACTUAL Holy Bible (KJV1611) instead of that revisionist claptrap you papists are stuck with.

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

[I_Am_The_One]

Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

I'm contemplating naming my kids Iron Maiden myself...

[CaveManJoke]

Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

Hmm, I may go for Slayer, could have the middle name be 'Illusions of Christ' 'tis a damn fine album.
Or hmm, if it's a girl I could go for Soulfly, another fantastic band.

[Brother Temperance]

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As for me, I am proud to say the Hail Mary. God Bless.

As for me, I am proud to say Hail Jesus. When was the last time that slapper Mary died for your sins, eh?

Hmm, I may go for Slayer, could have the middle name be 'Illusions of Christ' 'tis a damn fine album.
Or hmm, if it's a girl I could go for Soulfly, another fantastic band.

That's assuming either of you will ever find a woman to commit whoredoms with, which seems unlikely. Or you two fags could try getting each other pregnant, but I wouldn't hold my breath.

[CaveManJoke]

Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

That's assuming either of you will ever find a woman to commit whoredoms with, which seems unlikely. Or you two fags could try getting each other pregnant, but I wouldn't hold my breath.

That would also be assuming that you do not peel over due to sheer stress that the rest of the country is going to skrew you over and your attempt turn it into a fascist state. Or your great fear of homosexuals, kinda funny, how that your most common insult and or come back is resorting to calling another homosexual. Damned, it reminds me of the days back in fourth grade when we would do that.
Free to commit what ever 'whoredoms' I please and damned proud. Tuff shits.

[Jebusguy]

Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

Yes, a 6-month-old infant knows that she wants to be named "Metallica" just like a 9-year-old girl knows that she wants to be molested by a 50-something-year-old "Prophet of Allah".

The mother you idiot piece of fucking shit.

[Wide-Open]

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The mother you idiot piece of piffleing shit.

Friend, you sound angry. Did your mother name you Milli Vanilli perhaps?

[Dr. Zaius]

Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica"

Hmm, I may go for Slayer, could have the middle name be 'Illusions of Christ' 'tis a damn fine album.
Or hmm, if it's a girl I could go for Soulfly, another fantastic band.

No one here is stopping you, but I don't think the kid will enjoy getting beat up over it.