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  • The Joo's harp: parents protect your CHILDREN!

    Yes friends, when looking on the internet for which musical instruments are suited for Christian children, and which weren't, I stumbled across the "mondharp".

    What's a mondharp you'll ask? Well, it's a phlegmish word, so forget about that for now.

    I remember playing one as a kid, and I wondered if we could teach our children to play hymns on them. They are easy and cheap.

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    So, there I was creating a thread to recommend this instrument, but obviously, I needed the American word for the mondharp.

    To my awful surprise, it is called a Jew's harp in American.

    That's right: an instrument made by Joos, probably for witchcraft.

    Originally posted by some secular wicked site sponsored by Joos
    Since trances are facilitated by droning sounds,the Jew's harp has been associated with magic.
    Oh right, here's another one. There's money involved, who would have guessed.

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    Of course, cunning as they are, they try to give the instrument another name, like trump or guimbarde or, indeed, mondharp.

    Here you can see a typical Joo trying to lure children away from Christianity!

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    Satan is everywhere friends. I hope this warning will help you keep your precious children safe.

    Needless to say: this proves beyond any reasonable doubt that speaking languages OTHER THAN AMERICAN is a big big mistake. The American language protects you from using demonic instruments because it calls a spade a spade!
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    Re: The Joo's harp: parents protect your CHILDREN!

    Thank you for the informative post.

    I note the fiendish device in the first picture also resembles an IUD.


    Truly a disgustingly depraved instrument.




    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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    • #3
      Re: The Joo's harp: parents protect your CHILDREN!

      Typical of Penny pinching Jews to invent a Harp that you don't have to buy strings for.















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      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • #4
        Re: The Joo's harp: parents protect your CHILDREN!

        Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
        Thank you for the informative post.

        I note the fiendish device in the first picture also resembles an IUD.
        You mean one of those roadside bombs the mudslime terrorists bury alongside the road over in Iraquistan to muder our Godly troops!?

        I had no idea they looked like that!!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #5
          Re: The Joo's harp: parents protect your CHILDREN!

          Um, the IUD I refer to is a demonically inspired device to pre-murder babies !!

          So as to not upset the delicate sensibilities of some of our readership, I will not further describe the installation of the abomination.


          Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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            Re: The Joo's harp: parents protect your CHILDREN!

            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
            Typical of Penny pinching Jews to invent a Harp that you don't have to buy strings for.
            Well spotted Sister. That would explain the coin in the second picture!

            Apparently this thing was also used by Ennio Maccaroni in "A Fistful of Dollars". Don't anyone try to tell me that that's a coincidence!
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • #7
              Re: The Joo's harp: parents protect your CHILDREN!

              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
              Well spotted Sister. That would explain the coin in the second picture!

              Apparently this thing was also used by Ennio Maccaroni in "A Fistful of Dollars". Don't anyone try to tell me that that's a coincidence!
              With so many Jooz running the film industry I'm surprised it wasn't named A Fistful of Shekels.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • #8
                Re: The Joo's harp: parents protect your CHILDREN!

                I think what may possibly be overlooked when dealing with this "Jew's Harp" is that it teaches children how to do cunnilingus. Indeed, the Jew's Harp is roughly shaped like a woman's genitals, and it involves putting your tongue through a slit and strumming a small rod. I'm sure your imagination can fill in the blanks there.

                Jew's Harp: Cooter-Munching Instrument for Satan!!!

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                • #9
                  Re: The Joo's harp: parents protect your CHILDREN!

                  Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                  Yes friends, when looking on the internet for which musical instruments are suited for Christian children, and which weren't, I stumbled across the "mondharp".


                  To my awful surprise, it is called a Jew's harp in American.

                  That's right: an instrument made by Joos, probably for witchcraft.



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                  Here you can see a typical Joo trying to lure children away from Christianity!

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                  Satan is everywhere friends. I hope this warning will help you keep your precious children safe.

                  Needless to say: this proves beyond any reasonable doubt that speaking languages OTHER THAN AMERICAN is a big big mistake. The American language protects you from using demonic instruments because it calls a spade a spade!
                  Lawd hab mercy on my bery soul, Mr Wide!
                  Is you sho dem scary lookin things ain't some Joo- gynococological tool used to probe on innocent Christain ladies?
                  Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                  • #10
                    Re: The Joo's harp: parents protect your CHILDREN!

                    Am I the only sane person here? It's just a harmless musical instrument! "Jew's Harp" is just a name. Honestly, people, you're being a tad bit paranoid.
                    Matthew 5:43-44
                    Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy. But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

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                    • #11
                      Re: The Joo's harp: parents protect your CHILDREN!

                      Originally posted by Wally's World View Post
                      Am I the only sane person here? It's just a harmless musical instrument! "Jew's Harp" is just a name. Honestly, people, you're being a tad bit paranoid.
                      It isn't paranoia, this is just a friendly warning from a concerned Brother.

                      Would you let your kids play with something that endorsed or was influenced by joos? No True Christian™ would let their children do it.

                      Be mindful of these things, lest you be seduced by their witchery!
                      Last edited by Robert Hutchins; 09-08-2009, 06:56 PM. Reason: Spelling
                      Cling to your guns and religion. "Change" is here.

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