SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

I know how much Jesus hates Spring behavior. And I know our kids are asking all sorts of questions. Of course, a spanking is always the best answer to unGodly questions about sex. But just in case we have to name a naughty part, I sure would appreciate your help with the terms. Please refer to the chart below and name parts A, B, and C.

I'm not sure why these terms need be discussed at all. Certainly its better for girls to remain free of such sinful knowledge. Their Godly husbands can teach them everything they need to know on their wedding night.

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

I think part C should be called a axewound, because it look like God had took a little axe and took a chop right in that area! Maybe He had originally done this to Eve when He had been wrathful toward her.

[Glendora Christianson]

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A is a penis. B is a pair of breasts. And C is a vagina.

I suggest that you visit an XXX rated site, where you will be more welcomed, M.D.

PS I have assigned 43 warning points for your foul language!

[Glendora Christianson]

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I suggest we call (A.) a doodlebug.

Lve, Sister Thumper

I know your innocent mind didn't have any idea that doodlebugs are food, Sister Thumper. And it is a cute name for a man's "seed worm", but I don't think we should avoid comparing pornographic body parts to food.

[Rev. Carlton Green]

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Even though they are rude bits of a person we can always be positive about it! Think about the benifits!


A-Army Transporter

B-Bunkers for Fuel

C-Christian Soldier Factory


But if they are not going to be used for that purpous, then come entirely new names for them.


A-Atrocious Skin Dangle

B-Bumpy Demons

C-Cooter

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

I suggest we call (A.) a doodlebug.

Lve, Sister Thumper

[M.D.]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

I know how much Jesus hates Spring behavior. And I know our kids are asking all sorts of questions. Of course, a spanking is always the best answer to unGodly questions about sex. But just in case we have to name a naughty part, I sure would appreciate your help with the terms. Please refer to the chart below and name parts A, B, and C.

A is a penis. B is a pair of breasts. And C is a vagina.

[OnYourKnees]

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Mother Glynndie, I'm a firm supporter of the existing True Christian name for Part A, "Wedding Tackle". It describes when a man is to use it, along with how.

Part B will require some more consideration.

Part C, I am partial to "Dirty Pillows", as it describes that they are soft and comforting, but that shame should be involved when having contact with them. This will encourage women not to flaunt something so unclean.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

Or if, "Naughty Parts", freak you out so much why not give them gentle names for example, Noodle for the male part, Twinkle for the lower female region and Milk Jugs for the upper region? Just a suggestion.

God bless, Jack

Dear Lord! No wonder you are unsaved. I can't imagine naming dirty sexual body parts after food. We certainly don't want kids to eat each other's forbidden parts. And don't you think Milk Jugs might be worse than the actual name for b--bs?

[Jack]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

Or if, "Naughty Parts", freak you out so much why not give them gentle names for example, Noodle for the male part, Twinkle for the lower female region and Milk Jugs for the upper region? Just a suggestion.

God bless, Jack

[SUV]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

Please refer to the chart below and name parts A, B, and C.

That's IT, Mother Glynndie! Part A, B, or, C!

[Glendora Christianson]

I know how much Jesus hates Spring behavior. And I know our kids are asking all sorts of questions. Of course, a spanking is always the best answer to unGodly questions about sex. But just in case we have to name a naughty part, I sure would appreciate your help with the terms. Please refer to the chart below and name parts A, B, and C.