I know how much Jesus hates Spring behavior. And I know our kids are asking all sorts of questions. Of course, a spanking is always the best answer to unGodly questions about sex. But just in case we have to name a naughty part, I sure would appreciate your help with the terms. Please refer to the chart below and name parts A, B, and C.
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Or if, "Naughty Parts", freak you out so much why not give them gentle names for example, Noodle for the male part, Twinkle for the lower female region and Milk Jugs for the upper region? Just a suggestion.
God bless, JackWir müssen die Juden ausrotten
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Originally posted by Jack View PostOr if, "Naughty Parts", freak you out so much why not give them gentle names for example, Noodle for the male part, Twinkle for the lower female region and Milk Jugs for the upper region? Just a suggestion.
God bless, JackJesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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Mother Glynndie, I'm a firm supporter of the existing True Christian name for Part A, "Wedding Tackle". It describes when a man is to use it, along with how.
Part B will require some more consideration.
Part C, I am partial to "Dirty Pillows", as it describes that they are soft and comforting, but that shame should be involved when having contact with them. This will encourage women not to flaunt something so unclean.
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Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View PostI know how much Jesus hates Spring behavior. And I know our kids are asking all sorts of questions. Of course, a spanking is always the best answer to unGodly questions about sex. But just in case we have to name a naughty part, I sure would appreciate your help with the terms. Please refer to the chart below and name parts A, B, and C.
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Even though they are rude bits of a person we can always be positive about it! Think about the benifits!
A-Army Transporter
B-Bunkers for Fuel
C-Christian Soldier Factory
But if they are not going to be used for that purpous, then come entirely new names for them.
A-Atrocious Skin Dangle
B-Bumpy Demons
C-CooterLast edited by Rev. Carlton Green; 04-08-2007, 10:04 PM.
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Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View PostI suggest we call (A.) a doodlebug.
Lve, Sister Thumper
Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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Originally posted by M.D. View PostA is a penis. B is a pair of breasts. And C is a vagina.
PS I have assigned 43 warning points for your foul language!Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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I think part C should be called a axewound, because it look like God had took a little axe and took a chop right in that area! Maybe He had originally done this to Eve when He had been wrathful toward her.sigpic"He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin
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Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View PostI know how much Jesus hates Spring behavior. And I know our kids are asking all sorts of questions. Of course, a spanking is always the best answer to unGodly questions about sex. But just in case we have to name a naughty part, I sure would appreciate your help with the terms. Please refer to the chart below and name parts A, B, and C.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View PostI know your innocent mind didn't have any idea that doodlebugs are food, Sister Thumper. And it is a cute name for a man's "seed worm", but I don't think we should avoid comparing pornographic body parts to food.
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Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View PostI know how much Jesus hates Spring behavior. And I know our kids are asking all sorts of questions. Of course, a spanking is always the best answer to unGodly questions about sex. But just in case we have to name a naughty part, I sure would appreciate your help with the terms. Please refer to the chart below and name parts A, B, and C.
A - p***s and t******es
B - b***ts
C- v****a
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