My daughter, and chastity belts.

[Robert Hutchins]

Hello everyone! I was just curious on the legality of using a chastity belt. My daughter is only 7 years old, but we all know how disgusting urges can appear through the lies of satan and homosexuals.

I want to protect her from her own hands, as well as the disgusting urges of those Negro bucks wandering around in my city.

YIC,

Robert

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

Well, I'm not sure of any legal issues that would arise from having her use one, but just to be on the safe side, if no one knows, what's the harm? Now I know 7 is a bit young to start her on it, but on the positive side it lets her get used to the belt.

Personally, I don't recommend using chastity belts. All a young girl needs is a good, solid Christian education and a stern father. A psychological chastity belt is better. Let her know everytime she is tempted to even let a boy touch her in her naughty parts that she is damning herself straight to Hell.

There's also the sanitary issues with chastity belts. Either you have to unlock her belt for her everytime she has to go to the bathroom, or you have to get chastity belts with specially designed evacuation orifices. Medievel chastity belts had small holes for the uretha and anus that were lined with razor sharp serrated teeth, lest any man dare try to circumvent the chastity belt. Of course, not all of the urine and feces makes it out, so now she's got infections to deal with and it's just a real mess.

[Robert Hutchins]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

Thank you for your insight Reverend! I guess I'll just have to keep an eye on those horny miscreants in my town.

Razor sharp teeth, you say? I wonder how many men ignored those and tried anyways....

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

Razor sharp teeth, you say? I wonder how many men ignored those and tried anyways....

I don't know, but after trying, I can tell you they ain't men any more!

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

Sounds like a job for infibulation.

[Robert Hutchins]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

Sounds like a job for infibulation.

Wonderful idea!! As long as she can squeeze out soldiers of Christ later instead of bastard children now I will be content.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

And an ostomy wouldn't hurt (us, not her) either.

Take away the playground and the little ones won't be tempted by the carnal pleasures.

[dumbfaerie]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

You people are all crazy not to mention racist *rolls eyes*

[Dr. Warren Wierdsbe]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

You might find my belt of truth quite helpful, brother, although I do not know if they come in the smaller sizes.

[Robert Hutchins]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

It doesn't shrink in the drying machine, does it?

[Jimmy C Lombardo]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

I had to settle with a WWJD thong for my 6 year old princess. Those heavy bronze ones are too expensive in these hard times.

Have you tried E-bay yet?

[Miss April]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

You people are all crazy not to mention racist *rolls eyes*

We are not Crazy or racist so you are Wrong to say that Sinner Its very rude you came here on Gods Favorite forum and call us names now why dont you go over to the introduction forum and
introduce yourself the right way which you should have done in the first Place next time Read the Rules

[JennyD]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

Chastity belts are a Godsend! Why, how else would you prevent those persuasive boys from corrupting young girls?

[Virgin93]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

Hi,

I am a 16 year old girl from Germany and I AM wearing a chastity belt. My mom makes me wear it because I had lapses in self control.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

My husband, Mr. Whitford, just gave me a love punch to the back of my head and asked why I hadn't posted in this thread earlier, pointing people to the store he acquired - SAVED!... For Marriage, located at the Landover Christian Mall. It's Freehold's premium chastity belt retailer, and it's where I got mine when I was still single.