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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Watch Out For False Christian Children's TV

    I don't know what false Christian cult produced this mess, but I wanted to warn all True Christian(tm) parents to keep their True Christian(tm) children away from such filth.

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: Watch Out For False Christian Children's TV

    It's certainly no Baby Baptist Buddies or even VeggieTales for that matter.
    Posted via Prayer

    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622

      #3
      Re: Watch Out For False Christian Children's TV

      What the Sam Heck was that piece of tripe? How is that even Christian? A flamboyantly gay computer? Satanic backmasking on the "Christian" hymns (sounds like something Led Zeppelin would make)? Bad 80's hair on the kids? The homosexual duo of flip and flop?

      I'm also disturbed that the kids would consider a computer a "friend". It's all part of the atheistic agenda to push artificial intelligence and robots unto people and consider them our so-called "equals".

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Watch Out For False Christian Children's TV

        There is so much wrong with that video. First of all, colby is a cheese, not a computer. It's not even a computer, it's a robot. And it doesn't play games?

        I hope those kids didn't get the AIDS from hanging around the wardrobe dept. with whatever homers were there dressing them in those ridiculous clothes.

        The psychedelic trip at 4:51 is disturbing. That has no place in a Christian child's video.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • MuffinHead
          Unsaved trash
          • Oct 2009
          • 20

          #5
          Re: Watch Out For False Christian Children's TV

          This may be the one thing i agree with you on. thats downright disturbing.

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