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  • BelovedEternally
    Unsaved trash, 4chan pervert
    • Sep 2010
    • 103

    #46
    Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often

    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    I might be willing to spank your sin away for a nominal donation.
    For Some reason I found this post amusing. maybe you can spank the homer thoughts out of me.
    Revelation 22:18 (KJV) The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen

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    • Jo Freddie
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      Hateful God mocking pirate
      • Apr 2009
      • 6339

      #47
      Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often

      Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
      For Some reason I found this post amusing. maybe you can spank the homer thoughts out of me.
      Oh there are several here I am sure would be only to happy to give it a go.
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      • BelovedEternally
        Unsaved trash, 4chan pervert
        • Sep 2010
        • 103

        #48
        Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        Oh there are several here I am sure would be only to happy to give it a go.
        Especially the way I've been acting lol! I am going to admit, I have been a bad boy! How many would be willing xD
        Revelation 22:18 (KJV) The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen

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        • Lisa H
          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 5070

          #49
          Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often

          Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
          For Some reason I found this post amusing. maybe you can spank the homer thoughts out of me.
          Listen Niko, this is not some Homer S&M site.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • Jo Freddie
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            Hateful God mocking pirate
            • Apr 2009
            • 6339

            #50
            Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often

            Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
            Especially the way I've been acting lol! I am going to admit, I have been a bad boy! How many would be willing xD
            Well I get the impression that Pastor Zekie, does like to "punish" naughty boys.
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            • Seth Campbell
              Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 1565

              #51
              Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              Well I get the impression that Pastor Zekie, does like to "punish" naughty boys.
              Quit projecting your fantasies on everyone else.
              PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

              Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

              Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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              • Jo Freddie
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                • Apr 2009
                • 6339

                #52
                Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often

                Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                Quit projecting your fantasies on everyone else.
                Oh I have no fantasies about Zekie Boy or anyone else in this place. I am not one of the ones here that projects their, what you would call deviant, thoughts onto others.
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                • Billy Bob Jenkins
                  Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                  About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                  Hates anal sex. And trees.
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 8337

                  #53
                  Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often

                  Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
                  Especially the way I've been acting lol! I am going to admit, I have been a bad boy! How many would be willing xD

                  I would consider beating you with one of these oars.
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                  • BelovedEternally
                    Unsaved trash, 4chan pervert
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 103

                    #54
                    Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often

                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post

                    I would consider beating you with one of these oars.
                    Ow that would be painful. Lol what about a belt. Paddling is painful
                    Revelation 22:18 (KJV) The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen

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                    • Seth Campbell
                      Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 1565

                      #55
                      Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often

                      Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
                      Ow that would be painful. Lol what about a belt. Paddling is painful
                      That's the point.
                      PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                      Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                      Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                      • BelovedEternally
                        Unsaved trash, 4chan pervert
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 103

                        #56
                        Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often

                        Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                        That's the point.
                        LOL.
                        Revelation 22:18 (KJV) The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen

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                        • james74baxter
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                          Under Investigation
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 1

                          #57
                          Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often

                          I have a hard time understanding why would some of you consider other objects to spank or beat your child with, than the one God prescribed in so many verses of the Bible: the rod.
                          Keep in mind, you still have a lot of variety at hand, tree branches, switches come in great variety, our all-knowing God took care of that: willow, hickory, birch, hazel and many others.
                          Spare the ROD spoil the child. Not the paddle, not the ruler, no nothing else!
                          James

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29443

                            #58
                            Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often

                            I use what is handy. A hickory axe handle, a switch, a leather belt with a heavy buckle, the butt of a .45 or even a nice copper grounding rod.

                            God does not require us to use a particular instrument. He does want us to groom and discipline out children.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Heinrich Brunzel
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                              • Jan 2010
                              • 30

                              #59
                              Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often

                              I hope you don´t mind me writing in this thread since the last posting is a while ago.
                              A few months ago I was telling our german community howI tried to spank my son (only 43 years old) with a chair in the face. He and my daughter in law invited me to dinner. In the resturant I was reading the bible to the people. We were kicked out of the building. I don`t know why.
                              My son drove me home and in the house he was talking about "putting me away". I raised a chair and tried to spank his face with it. Just a little bit.
                              I took it away from me and threatened me to stop paying the rent of my house and my female servant. I think I haven`t spanked him enough as he was still a little child.

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                              • DolliMoans
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Sep 2017
                                • 451

                                #60
                                Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often

                                This is an excellent motto, one I abide by and even had stenciled on the back of my dress.

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