[Meek and Humble]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

Sorry if my last post was confusing. Mastrubating in NOT a good thing. what i ment to say is that it can be used as a release for bulding hormons, it should only be used when hormons biuld up so much that you lust uncontrolable. It is like a lesser of the two evils. it in upon itself is not so bad, but it is adicting and leads to porn and other sexualy ilmoralitys. That is why it is consedered a "sin".
Sorry about my last post, it was confusing and left the wrong impression

in God, mark dehoff

No, masturbation is an evil, disgusting act that only psychologically-damaged PERVERTS engage in! If it were up to me, masturbation would be illegal!

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[Marcus Cairns]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

Thank you, I will follow His word.

But I still don't know the reason why Jesus doesn't like it.

When you masturbate, you ejaculated your sexual fluids anywhere hence you're basically ejaculated on Jesus' face. Because Jesus is everywhere.

[ChristKev]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

I sure wish they had those contraptions when my kids were young. Back when my two boys were still young and reaching that age of temptation, I had to be a bit more inventive.

After some intensive prayer one night, the LORD gave to me a recipe for a special salve to place on the child's hands before bed:

1 Jar of Vaseline
1 Bottle of Tabasco sauce
2-3 drops of red food coloring
1-2 leaves poison ivy, or 2-10 drops of poison ivy oils (depending on desired strength)

Scoop the Vaseline into a more manageable container. Mix the other ingredients until well combined. Rub this into the child's hands before bed. Better yet, you could place it on their hands before bathing, since the Vaseline does not come off easily in the wash, thus preventing them from partaking in the devil's act while cleansing oneself. Be sure to wear gloves while applying to your child, since you're not the one needing instruction!

The special salve will keep them from masturbating because of the simulated hellfire that occurs if their special parts are touched. I placed this on my children's hands until marriage, and they are both very strong, successful children of the LORD. They also have very calloused, tough hands, perfect for toiling in the LORD'S beautiful cotton fields. Such beautiful hands...

I hope this helps someone out there. God bless!

[dehoffmark]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

When you masturbate, you ejaculated your sexual fluids anywhere hence you're basically ejaculated on Jesus' face. Because Jesus is everywhere.

If that is true than we cant pee or poop, becouse if what ou say is true than jesus is every where even in the tolet.
to fix mastrubation (which is bad) why give a stern talking to for your kids, then trust them. If they DO do it then, well i think we have alredy coverd that.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

If that is true than we cant pee or poop, becouse if what ou say is true than jesus is every where even in the tolet.
to fix mastrubation (which is bad) why give a stern talking to for your kids, then trust them. If they DO do it then, well i think we have alredy coverd that.

No, elimination of waste is a daily requirement and as God designed. We eat and drink food, and God guides the digestion and disposal process. There is nothing sinful in this.

The prostate and testicles have an entirely different purpose, as I am sure you are aware.

[Christian1]

Hi All. I was wondering if anyone can give any advice on my situation. I have a 16 year old stepson who masturbates almost daily, usually at night when everyone else is in bed. I have tried taking it up with his mother, but she has told me that if I want it put to a stop, I must do so myself, on the condition that it is nothing permanently attached to her son, or permanently affecting him. I can't stand the fact that he does that in my house. What can I do?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

Hi All. I was wondering if anyone can give any advice on my situation. I have a 16 year old stepson who masturbates almost daily, usually at night when everyone else is in bed. I have tried taking it up with his mother, but she has told me that if I want it put to a stop, I must do so myself, on the condition that it is nothing permanently attached to her son, or permanently affecting him. I can't stand the fact that he does that in my house. What can I do?

Fill his handy lotion bottle with Ben-Gay.

[Drag QueenTwink]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

When you masturbate, you ejaculated your sexual fluids anywhere hence you're basically ejaculated on Jesus' face. Because Jesus is everywhere.

TROLL

[Carl the wop]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

Fill his handy lotion bottle with Ben-Gay.

I would add a liberal amount of Tabasco as well.

[Nathanthelordlover]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

Brothers and Sisters, as all True Christian™ parents here likely realize, when your children grow up, they will eventually discover the temptations of the flesh, and, if you spot this too late, even start touching themselves to explore the possibilities.

Of course, this kind of behaviour is very repulsive and offensive to the Lord Jesus Christ, who, being omnipresent, has to watch every sigh and every groan, and being omniscient, is at the same time completely aware of whatever filth is on the mind of the person committing this sin. It is for good reason that Paul wrote:

1 Corinthians 6:15-20:
Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid. What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh.
But he that is joined unto the Lord is one spirit.
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.

So, all kinds of measures have been taken by True Christian™ parents against this evil, with mixed results. Look here for example for various traditional suggestions to keep your son from sinning. So far, beating seems to work in most cases, while in extreme cases amputation of the sinful bodily parts is suggested by the Lord Jesus Himself:

Matthew 5:29-30:
And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

However, an end has come to these troubling, embarrassing issues, thanks to a new technological innovation: The Houdini Locking Steel C*ck Chastity!



Using this ingenious device, True Christian™ parents can now make sure that their sons will not be tempted into despicable sin by desecrating the Temple of Jesus Christ, their own bodies (just return the keys to them after they are married). Praise Jesus!

Now I'm a quite a big fan of Christ my self but masturbation is fine in fact it makes you healthier and by the way you are probably satin himself if even think about putting that
Chastity belt on your son.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

Now I'm a quite a big fan of Christ my self but masturbation is fine in fact it makes you healthier and by the way you are probably satin himself if even think about putting that
Chastity belt on your son.

I can't help but notice that you've failed to provide Scriptural support for your self-rape perversions.



Yours in Christ (NOT ONAN),

Z. Smyth

[Erin500]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

i recently had my 2 sons (12 and 13 years old) fitted with steel type chastity devices for use all the time after i caught the older one sinning. I'll remove them for cleaning. They wont be sinning anymore and we all agreed that it was for the best Expensive to buy but the boys are better off. Better than having to whip them for yet something else every day.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

Now I'm a quite a big fan of Christ my self but masturbation is fine in fact it makes you healthier and by the way you are probably satin himself if even think about putting that Chastity belt on your son.

What is it about self-abuse that makes its perpetrators so obsessed with fabrics which should only be worn by women?

Deuteronomy 22: 5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

[Mary Thompson]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

Now I'm a quite a big fan of Christ my self but masturbation is fine in fact it makes you healthier and by the way you are probably satin himself if even think about putting that
Chastity belt on your son.

Jesus weeps as you sin mercilessly against God and all that is Biblically correct.

[DemonThinker96]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

Could you please tell me WHY masturbating is wrong?