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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #76
    Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

    Originally posted by lilith View Post
    Once men can become pregnant & give birth,they'll have the right to make this decision. Since they're always going on about how noble it is to be a Mother,I'm sure there'll be long queues of them ready to have a foetus implanted into their abdominal cavities.




    What do you mean,how will they get it out? Why worry about minor details.
    Quite right. YOU were born after all.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Rachael Van Helsing
      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
      • Sep 2006
      • 5131

      #77
      Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

      Pastor Al, dear Pastor Al, we've been through this. The movie 'Junior' did not really happen, and the resulting baby was not Lilith. Honestly! How you can still get confused after all this time....you must be losing your marbles!
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • lilith
        Night Hag
        • Sep 2006
        • 1232

        #78
        Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        Pastor Al, dear Pastor Al, we've been through this. The movie 'Junior' did not really happen, and the resulting baby was not Lilith. Honestly! How you can still get confused after all this time....you must be losing your marbles!


        And...you assume he had any to begin with because?
        In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #79
          Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

          Originally posted by lilith View Post
          And...you assume he had any to begin with because?
          I'll have you know I have an entire bowl full of uranium marbles (don't believe me? I'll take a pic). I have had them for almost 60 years and I won every cat's-eye I played against.
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131

            #80
            Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

            Your marbles are radioactive? That's a new one. *snicker*
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #81
              Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              Your marbles are radioactive? That's a new one. *snicker*
              At least I have some, MISSY!
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • Rachael Van Helsing
                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                • Sep 2006
                • 5131

                #82
                Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

                Don't be ridiculous, Pastor Al! I have plenty of marbles. I have marbles coming out the wazoo!!

                Hold on.....that didn't sound right...
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                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                • SalvationSeeker
                  True Christian™ Theologian
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3892

                  #83
                  Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

                  Originally posted by lilith View Post
                  Once men can become pregnant & give birth,they'll have the right to make this decision.
                  Until a woman can give birth without anyone making her pregnant:
                  That argument carries no weight at all and has no basis in common sense..
                  And more importantly, your silly argument is not even based on the Holy Bible! (And it never will be!)

                  It's time for you two harlots to realize, letting yourself get knocked up has consequences: Children.
                  Don't play the harlot and you'll be fine.


                  If a man keeps putting his hand in a bowl of bowling water cause he likes it, am I then to pay for his hospital bills every time he does it?
                  NO! He will have to live with the consequences of his actions, the natural consequences everyone knows comes of certain behaviour!
                  And children are a natural consequence of sex.. better start realizing, child-murdering whore.
                  Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 09-02-2007, 01:17 PM.
                  If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                  A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                  Proverbs 9:12-13

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #84
                    Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

                    Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
                    This is complete and utter bullshit. The baby is in the woman's body, so therefore the choice is hers. It's as simple as that.
                    Typical nonsensical liberal doublethink. If I have a Wiccan in my basement, is it my choice as to whether I should kill it or not? No, it's God's, so why should unborn babies be treated any differently?
                    Originally posted by lilith View Post
                    Once men can become pregnant & give birth,they'll have the right to make this decision.
                    And once women can think,they'll have the right to make any decisions at all.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • lilith
                      Night Hag
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 1232

                      #85
                      Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

                      Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                      Until a woman can give birth without anyone making her pregnant:
                      That argument carries no weight at all and has no basis in common sense..
                      And more importantly, your silly argument is not even based on the Holy Bible! (And it never will be!)

                      You noticed! Possibly you're becoming more observant.


                      It's time for you two harlots to realize, letting yourself get knocked up has consequences: Children. NO! Surely not! Had you not pointed this out,we never would have known.

                      Don't play the harlot and you'll be fine.
                      And have no fun whatever.

                      If a man keeps putting his hand in a bowl of bowling *water cause he likes it, am I then to pay for his hospital bills every time he does it?
                      NO! He will have to live with the consequences of his actions, the natural consequences everyone knows comes of certain behaviour!
                      And children are a natural consequence of sex.. better start realizing, child-murdering whore.
                      * So...this is some mysterious American Christian thing,right? Some strange practice involving bowling balls & water?
                      In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                      • sKid
                        Unsaved trash
                         
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 37

                        #86
                        Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

                        What is it with all of the sexism that run rampant on this board?

                        If a women decides to have an abortion, it is HER CHOICE, as she is the one giving birth to the child. Men (and yes I am a man) have no right to control women who are faced with this choice. We as men can't even fathom sometimes what women are going through when they make a such a difficult decision like Abortion, and therefore bias blinds us.
                        With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things, it takes religion.

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                        • Seeker
                          Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                          Forum Member
                          • Aug 2007
                          • 966

                          #87
                          Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

                          Originally posted by sKin View Post
                          What is it with all of the sexism that run rampant on this board?

                          If a women decides to have an abortion, it is HER CHOICE, as she is the one giving birth to the child. Men (and yes I am a man) have no right to control women who are faced with this choice. We as men can't even fathom sometimes what women are going through when they make a such a difficult decision like Abortion, and therefore bias blinds us.
                          So you must be a virgin and never knocked some chick up? I might think that if the tables were turned you might just want to keep that hell baby that was made out of sin. You have no choice, and even Planned Parenthood can not help you. they will bill you in the end and send your ass to counsling. If they are nice they will write you a script for a generic drug.

                          If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                          • sKid
                            Unsaved trash
                             
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 37

                            #88
                            Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

                            Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                            So you must be a virgin and never knocked some chick up? I might think that if the tables were turned you might just want to keep that hell baby that was made out of sin. You have no choice, and even Planned Parenthood can not help you. they will bill you in the end and send your ass to counsling. If they are nice they will write you a script for a generic drug.
                            No I am not a Virgin, and no, I have never "knocked some chick up". I don't believe in that. However, I fail to see the point in your post. What do you mean, "if the tables were turned"? I have already gave my stance on Abortion, and you are just agreeing with me. Care to elaborate?
                            With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things, it takes religion.

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                            • Seeker
                              Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                              Forum Member
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 966

                              #89
                              Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

                              Originally posted by sKin View Post
                              No I am not a Virgin, and no, I have never "knocked some chick up". I don't believe in that. However, I fail to see the point in your post. What do you mean, "if the tables were turned"? I have already gave my stance on Abortion, and you are just agreeing with me. Care to elaborate?
                              Sure I do....you are very lucky that your little sardines can not swim to the right place. I said planned parenthood ( that is something that your teenage butt needs to bookmark in your blackberry.)

                              So if you're (sperm, god I hate that word) would make it..(and you said that it could not) What would you do??? Care to explain that to your one night stand, pimp.

                              If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                              • sKid
                                Unsaved trash
                                 
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 37

                                #90
                                Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

                                Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                                Sure I do....you are very lucky that your little sardines can not swim to the right place. I said planned parenthood ( that is something that your teenage butt needs to bookmark in your blackberry.)
                                For one, I have no idea what you're talking about. For two, I am not a teenager. Do not talk down to me.

                                So if you're (sperm, god I hate that word) would make it..(and you said that it could not) What would you do??? Care to explain that to your one night stand, pimp.
                                I never said that my sperm could not make it to a female egg, so once I again I don't see where you are going with this conversation. And as I already said, I would NEVER have a one night stand, so your question does not apply to me. (And IF IT DID, my answer will remain the same. It's the woman's choice on whether to abort the baby or not.)
                                With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things, it takes religion.

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