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I've always been worried sick for my younger sister Bethany. She is only 17 young and it's a 15 minute walk from her house to get to church. Plenty of time for some hooch-hungry negros to blindly pounce. Poor Bethany...pure and defenceless.
I showed her Landover's Store two weeks ago and the moment she saw the WWJD thong. She was overcome with relief and serenity. Now she feels safe knowing that she can prevent rape before it happens.
Here's her actual testimony.
"Everyday I was haunted by anxiety. Boys have always been shy around me and soon I began to fear that their infatuations would result in FULL SATANIC CARNAL ASSAULT of my lady-hood!!! This fear often shook me senseless and I prayed everyday to Jesus to please dont send the big bad negrows after me!!! Oh how theyd hoot and holler at the bus stop! The attention I want is when I find a good Christian husband who will help preheat my baby oven. But no Christian man would ever touch me if I ever turned up damaged. But then my watchful brother Jimmy took me to Landover and bought me the most AMAZING thing! A heaven-white chastity garment to protect my lady parts. With the reassuring visage of Lord Jesus himself (who also doubles as keylock!) I know that I can walk again knowing that GOD will soften those hoodlums up before they can get any ideas! This single Christian gal - 1, Rapists - Big FAT 0!!!!! THANK YOU JESUS AND JIMMY! "
-Bethany Adelaide Lombardo, Age 17
(P.S. This SUNDAY!!! Bethany will be down at Trinity Mall & Sports Centre from 2 till 6 modeling the WWJD thong for prospecting Christian fathers who are plannin' early Christmas shoppin'!!)
I showed her Landover's Store two weeks ago and the moment she saw the WWJD thong. She was overcome with relief and serenity. Now she feels safe knowing that she can prevent rape before it happens.
Here's her actual testimony.
"Everyday I was haunted by anxiety. Boys have always been shy around me and soon I began to fear that their infatuations would result in FULL SATANIC CARNAL ASSAULT of my lady-hood!!! This fear often shook me senseless and I prayed everyday to Jesus to please dont send the big bad negrows after me!!! Oh how theyd hoot and holler at the bus stop! The attention I want is when I find a good Christian husband who will help preheat my baby oven. But no Christian man would ever touch me if I ever turned up damaged. But then my watchful brother Jimmy took me to Landover and bought me the most AMAZING thing! A heaven-white chastity garment to protect my lady parts. With the reassuring visage of Lord Jesus himself (who also doubles as keylock!) I know that I can walk again knowing that GOD will soften those hoodlums up before they can get any ideas! This single Christian gal - 1, Rapists - Big FAT 0!!!!! THANK YOU JESUS AND JIMMY! "
-Bethany Adelaide Lombardo, Age 17
(P.S. This SUNDAY!!! Bethany will be down at Trinity Mall & Sports Centre from 2 till 6 modeling the WWJD thong for prospecting Christian fathers who are plannin' early Christmas shoppin'!!)
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