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  • Dwayne DeKalb
    Unsaved trash, hippie dopehead
    • Nov 2006
    • 156

    #16
    Re: Pet Clothes

    Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
    Friends, dressing up your pet isn't tacky--it's Godly. Don't make your pet's privates public. That's what is truly tacky, as well as sinful.



    God knew that canines and felines would become human beings' furry friends, so He formulated a method of testing people's sense of right and wrong. He instilled a strong desire in these animals to constantly flash their genitalia. The average dog spreads its legs more than a Thai whore. The typical cat saunters about with its tail raised so the anus is exposed--it's like God's Eye watching you.

    Pet owners who are offended by animal nudity and cover their cuddly companions' shame pass the test with flying colors.



    All others burn in hell.

    Now some of you are probably wondering about other pets. Birds, fish, and rodents are the laughingstock of the animal kingdom. Nobody can see a hamster's, parakeet's, or goldfish's ding-dong, let alone be offended by it. Be advised: round fish bowls have a magnifying effect, so if you own one, invest in tiny swimming trunks for your fish. Horses definitely require clothes. If you encounter difficulty finding pants that fit your well-endowed stallion, I can supply the name and number of my tailor.

    So cover up your critter's naughty bits. And don't be fooled by these decorative stickers.



    It's tantamount to a stripper wearing nipple streamers. All you're doing is accentuating the no-no area.

    And what about Jesus' image on this dog's rear?



    More than likely that dog wears pants on a daily basis, and that's our Savior's stamp of approval. Praise be!
    Well I don't agree with your reasoning behind pet clothes but I do agree with the pet clothes themselves. They're cute! So I guess we're kind of on the same page, that's a first but people who don't make their pets wear clothes do not go to hell! That's absurd!

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    • Sidoain
      Unsaved trash, Hatian with the AIDS!
      • Jul 2009
      • 173

      #17
      Re: Pet Clothes

      Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
      Well I don't agree with your reasoning behind pet clothes but I do agree with the pet clothes themselves. They're cute! So I guess we're kind of on the same page, that's a first but people who don't make their pets wear clothes do not go to hell! That's absurd!
      Exactly. So what is the point of that thread? Anyway, i heard animals dont have souls in one of the animal threads(A true christian said that) So like i said, whats the point of that thread?
      Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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      • qamarun
        Unsaved trash, Godmocking witch
        • Apr 2010
        • 51

        #18
        Re: Pet Clothes

        Originally posted by Bruno View Post
        A three way is three people talking on the phone at the same time.. How's that a sexual fantasie??? ...o.0
        You know, we have a saying here that could be translated as "Granny dream about things she loves" which we use when someone interprets something we said in a completely different manner, usually dirty.
        It's not your fault that people here have dirty minds
        Like a true nature's child, born to be wild

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        • qamarun
          Unsaved trash, Godmocking witch
          • Apr 2010
          • 51

          #19
          Re: Pet Clothes

          Originally posted by qamarun View Post
          You know, we have a saying here that could be translated as "Granny dream about things she loves" which we use when someone interprets something we said in a completely different manner, usually dirty.
          It's not your fault that people here have dirty minds

          Granny dreams, pardon my keyboard xD
          Like a true nature's child, born to be wild

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          • Bruno
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Apr 2010
            • 60

            #20
            Re: Pet Clothes

            Originally posted by qamarun View Post
            Granny dreams, pardon my keyboard xD
            *phew.. thanks for clearing that up.. i thought i was gonna get another infraction..

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22371

              #21
              Re: Pet Clothes

              Pets are silly. Animals are for us to hunt, kill and eat.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • qamarun
                Unsaved trash, Godmocking witch
                • Apr 2010
                • 51

                #22
                Re: Pet Clothes

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                Pets are silly. Animals are for us to hunt, kill and eat.
                Animals are way better than humans!
                Like a true nature's child, born to be wild

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                • Old Man Hatchet
                  Super Moderator
                  Beloved Church Elder
                  World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2084

                  #23
                  Re: Pet Clothes

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  Pets are silly. Animals are for us to hunt, kill and eat.
                  You eat cats and dogs? Are you Korean?

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22371

                    #24
                    Re: Pet Clothes

                    Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                    You eat cats and dogs? Are you Korean?
                    No I don't eat those. But I do kill them if they get too close. I think I killed about 19 of those annoying dogs of Mrs. Johnson by now.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555

                      #25
                      Re: Pet Clothes

                      Originally posted by qamarun View Post
                      Animals are way better than humans!
                      That was a truly blasphemous thing to say. Are you married to your goat? A "furry" pervert of some kind?

                      Can you back up your ridiculous claim with Scripture?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Old Man Hatchet
                        Super Moderator
                        Beloved Church Elder
                        World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2084

                        #26
                        Re: Pet Clothes

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        No I don't eat those. But I do kill them if they get too close.
                        If my little Trixie "gets too close," I scratch her tummy-tums. Do you have a problem with that?

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                        • Dwayne DeKalb
                          Unsaved trash, hippie dopehead
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 156

                          #27
                          Re: Pet Clothes

                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          Pets are silly. Animals are for us to hunt, kill and eat.
                          Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                          You eat cats and dogs? Are you Korean?
                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          No I don't eat those. But I do kill them if they get too close. I think I killed about 19 of those annoying dogs of Mrs. Johnson by now.
                          Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                          If my little Trixie "gets too close," I scratch her tummy-tums. Do you have a problem with that?

                          Cool, a geezer fight!

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                          • qamarun
                            Unsaved trash, Godmocking witch
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 51

                            #28
                            Re: Pet Clothes

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            No I don't eat those. But I do kill them if they get too close. I think I killed about 19 of those annoying dogs of Mrs. Johnson by now.
                            I'm sure that's the right way to Heaven, but since I don't believe in it, I wouldn't really know.
                            I do, however, believe in karma, and I'm pretty sure you'll get punished for that.
                            Like a true nature's child, born to be wild

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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22371

                              #29
                              Re: Pet Clothes

                              Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                              If my little Trixie "gets too close," I scratch her tummy-tums. Do you have a problem with that?
                              If you need to have a dog for some weird reason, at least have the courtesy to get a real one.

                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • BelieverInGod
                                Fourm Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 9269

                                #30
                                Re: Pet Clothes

                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                Pets are silly. Animals are for us to hunt, kill and eat.
                                Well I have to say that I go with Cranky Old Man on this one. I've always considered dressing animals up as something silly Hollywood whores do. I've also never quite understood this having a dog/cat just for the sake of having a dog/cat. Animals were put on this earth to help man. The cats keep the rodents away, the hunting dogs put food on the table and the Rottweilers keep it there.

                                And I'm considered the softie in my family. I actually put out cat food (my father always tells me that makes cats lazy hunters) and I feed dog food and take the animals to the vets for shots etc.
                                Drama queen

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