[handmaiden]

Re: My dreams turned me into a sinnerErection while dreaming)

1st of all, i thought you was smart enough to notice just like the others that my primary language is not English. English is not even my second language. Its not even my third language. And... Tell me you didn't take my avatar seriously. Tell me you know i was not the one who put that avatar on my profile. If you knew, then you was immature for your part too.

I am not a christian like you, i am a protestant. So there is some things in the bible that we do not accept.

Reset the world. You know what i mean. So please, stop acting just like you want to prove something in front of the other true Christians.

So, you know three different languages? Touche! Your English is so much better than that of most young Americans lately that I just assumed you were a smarter-than-average snot-nosed American teenager with a undeserved sense of entitlement.

What your are is a self-deluded, possibly isolated, young man who unabashedly states that there are some things in the Bible you do not accept. Fine, case closed.

Isn't there a French language forum where you can argue your point? We made ours. We don't tear out the pages of the Bible that we find are hard to accept. We acknowledge the significance of its authority. You do not.

What DO you think we are going to say?

Here's some hand cream. Go forth and masturbate. Jesus said to go forth and sin no more.

If this issue troubles you, talk to God about it. Don't be surprised if you don't hear anything. God says all He needs to say to us in the Bible.

As for taking your avator seriously-- that was stupid of me; not immature. There's a difference. When I have been stupid, I can admit it. When I'm being immature, I berate myself. When I'm being pompous, ( which is like, ALL the time) I laugh at myself. When I am being delusional, I work very hard to make myself face reality.* I am not always successful.

As for your final paragraph, I do NOT know what you mean about God "reseting" the world. If you ARE talking about His final judgment, then there is the book of Revelation. It's not nearly as vague as you are.

Last and not least-- as for your suggestion that I want to impress the other people here. Let me be embarringly honest. I write for myself; not for anyone else. I'm a talented writer and I know it. I don't need anyone to agree with me.

It is a gift that I have been given and I am not using it to my fullest potential because I am a coward.

What would really impress people here is if I copied and pasted more quotes from the Bible. That's their currency of exchange here. And you and I are paupers.

Painfully Yours,

Handmaiden

* I have to mark this statement here because you don't get it. What I'm implying is that you are not facing reality.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: My dreams turned me into a sinnerErection while dreaming)

1st of all, i am not the one disagreeing with the bible content. Its my protestant pastor job to ignore some words from the bible. I consider myself as a Christian. After all, i only have one problem left in order to be saved.

So now it's your pastors fault that you can't read a Bible? Is anything your responsibility? Or are you just bouncing down the river of life like a dead leaf, not caring where you land or what happens along the way.

For your last question, go look at the facts on google. I did my part on finding why most of you Americans are fat.

Oh yeah, because nobodies fat in Quebec

http://www.gpiatlantic.org/pdf/health/obesity/que-obesity.pdf

A 2004 study called the Canadian Community Health Survey, found 23% of Canadians 18 and older were obese and 36% more were overweight (as determined by body mass index). In children and adolescents, 8% were obese and 18% overweight. Rates of obesity varied significantly between the province, from an obesity rate of 19% in British Columbia to a rate of 34% in Newfoundland and Labrador. The prevalence of obesity in the two most populated provinces, Ontario and Quebec, matched those of thirty US states, at a level equal to or greater than 25%. The study found people that live in cities (Census Metropolitan Areas) had significantly lower obesity rates in Nova Scotia, Ontario, Manitoba, Alberta and British Columbia. In Quebec the relationship approached significance (p=0.8), while in Newfoundland and Labrador, New Brunswick and Saskatchewan the rate of obesity did not vary significantly between CMAs and rural areas.[3]

[Phoenix]

Re: My dreams turned me into a sinnerErection while dreaming)

1st of all, i am not the one disagreeing with the bible content. Its my protestant pastor job to ignore some words from the bible.

Madam,

May I ask, do you not worry that you invoke the wrath of God by ignoring him?

Do you not think that, your Pastor leads you astray from the true path, by telling you to ignore God?

You understand, that the Scripture and the Gospel are the foundation of the Christian belief, yes? Approved, blessed, and made sacred by Jesus himself, peace be upon him; he himself said,

Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
~ Matthew 5:17-19

Do you trust your Pastor, instead of the Christ, peace be upon him?

With respect.

[Sidoain]

Re: My dreams turned me into a sinnerErection while dreaming)

Slowdrain how can you go to a Protestant church and claim to read the Bible. Then disagree with the contents of the Bible. Do all you Protestant's cherry pick the Bible? But I am happy to see that you admit that you are not a Christian. One other question if I may, are all the people from Quebec morons or did we just get the lone moron ?

1st of all, i am not the one disagreeing with the bible content. Its my protestant pastor job to ignore some words from the bible. I consider myself as a Christian. After all, i only have one problem left in order to be saved.

For your last question, go look at the facts on google. I did my part on finding why most of you Americans are fat.

[James Dewitt]

Re: My dreams turned me into a sinnerErection while dreaming)

Sidoain[/LEFT];522431]1st of all, i thought you was smart enough to notice just like the others that my primary language is not English. English is not even my second language. Its not even my third language. So yeah, i do have to improve in that, but in Quebec, where i live, i

dont

even need to completely learn how to speak English in order to do the job that i want to do. Seriously, why do you true christian hate on anyone else? And... Tell me you didn't take my avatar seriously. Tell me you know i was not the one who put that avatar on my profile. If you knew, then you was immature for your part too.

I am not a christian like you, i am a protestant. So there is some things in the bible that we do not accept. For example, we do not accept the fact of the bible saying that the earth is flat. BTW, i don't have an English bible, but a french bible.

Reset the world. You know what i mean. So please, stop acting just like you want to prove something in front of the other true Christians.

Slowdrain how can you go to a Protestant church and claim to read the Bible. Then disagree with the contents of the Bible. Do all you Protestant's cherry pick the Bible? But I am happy to see that you admit that you are not a Christian. One other question if I may, are all the people from Quebec morons or did we just get the lone moron ?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My dreams turned me into a sinnerErection while dreaming)

Listen up Freres Jaques: This is a CHRISTIAN forum, not a discussion of how to cook frogs with stinky cheeses. If you want to post here, you have to post in God's favorite language, which is AMERICAN. And for the 10th time, we are not interested in your unsaved excuses, your unsaved opinions, nor your unsaved snivelling. Got it?

[Sidoain]

Re: My dreams turned me into a sinnerErection while dreaming)

Gee, you liked my earlier post? Let's see how much you like this one.





You are unbiblical, ungrammatical, immature, and barely literate.

Both your writing and your reasoning are so garbled that I would expect you to be much younger than that picture indicates. Your parents have trusted you with some expensive technology that can be used to foster learning and communication. I suggest that you take the thumb that you must be sucking on, out of your mouth and place both hands on the keyboard. This MAY improve your writing. I hold out little hope that you will ever learn to apply your mind to the exercise of logic.

I've known four year old children more open to reason and dogs that catch on more quickly.

To quote one of my favorite refridgerator magnets:

"It's been lovely but I have to scream now."


Grimly Yours,

Handmaiden

p.s. "reset the world"?! Do you expect God to press control/alt/delete or perhaps you think the universe is some great cosmic bowling alley?

1st of all, i thought you was smart enough to notice just like the others that my primary language is not English. English is not even my second language. Its not even my third language. So yeah, i do have to improve in that, but in Quebec, where i live, i dont even need to completely learn how to speak English in order to do the job that i want to do. Seriously, why do you true christian hate on anyone else? And... Tell me you didn't take my avatar seriously. Tell me you know i was not the one who put that avatar on my profile. If you knew, then you was immature for your part too.

I am not a christian like you, i am a protestant. So there is some things in the bible that we do not accept. For example, we do not accept the fact of the bible saying that the earth is flat. BTW, i don't have an English bible, but a french bible.

Reset the world. You know what i mean. So please, stop acting just like you want to prove something in front of the other true Christians.

[Dirk]

Re: My dreams turned me into a sinnerErection while dreaming)

Therefore everybody, except Jesus, was "convinced" by Satan to sin at least once. Thinking at a global scale, I wonder if God is tired of so many prayers to be forgiven for masturbating...

Why would God be tired? Do you think the almighty Lord can be tired? How atheist of you! Thinking God is a human that gets tired, but he's not a human!

[WinterFresh]

Re: My dreams turned me into a sinnerErection while dreaming)

or perhaps you think the universe is some great cosmic bowling alley?

I wish.

[handmaiden]

Re: My dreams turned me into a sinnerErection while dreaming)

This is really a great post by yours for a female. Cant see why no one quoted you yet. A good reason to not post that thread in man room only.

Gee, you liked my earlier post? Let's see how much you like this one.

Wow seriously? I think Jesus who now take the place of god will allow us to be saved if our only problem is masturbation. Without jesus, i think god would had to reset the world once again starting from an other Arch or something else specially made for our modern day.

You are unbiblical, ungrammatical, immature, and barely literate.

Both your writing and your reasoning are so garbled that I would expect you to be much younger than that picture indicates. Your parents have trusted you with some expensive technology that can be used to foster learning and communication. I suggest that you take the thumb that you must be sucking on, out of your mouth and place both hands on the keyboard. This MAY improve your writing. I hold out little hope that you will ever learn to apply your mind to the exercise of logic.

I've known four year old children more open to reason and dogs that catch on more quickly.

To quote one of my favorite refridgerator magnets:

"It's been lovely but I have to scream now."


Grimly Yours,

Handmaiden

p.s. "reset the world"?! Do you expect God to press control/alt/delete or perhaps you think the universe is some great cosmic bowling alley?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My dreams turned me into a sinnerErection while dreaming)

Wow seriously? I think Jesus who now take the place of god will allow us to be saved if our only problem is masturbation. Without jesus, i think god would had to reset the world once again starting from an other Arch or something else specially made for our modern day.

What you don't seem to understand is that God and Jesus are one. John 10:30 "I and my Father are one."

And the Holy Ghost too!

[Sidoain]

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This is really a great post by yours for a female. Cant see why no one quoted you yet. A good reason to not post that thread in man room only.

Jesus.

Wow seriously? I think Jesus who now take the place of god will allow us to be saved if our only problem is masturbation. Without jesus, i think god would had to reset the world once again starting from an other Arch or something else specially made for our modern day.

[Phoenix]

Re: My dreams turned me into a sinnerErection while dreaming)

Thinking at a global scale, I wonder if God is tired of so many prayers to be forgiven for masturbating...

Sir,

God does not tire,

Hast thou not known? hast thou not heard, that the everlasting God, the LORD, the Creator of the ends of the earth, fainteth not, neither is weary? there is no searching of his understanding.
He giveth power to the faint; and to them that have no might he increaseth strength.
~ Isaiah 40:28-29

I hope this answers your concern.

[WinterFresh]

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Jesus.

Therefore everybody, except Jesus, was "convinced" by Satan to sin at least once. Thinking at a global scale, I wonder if God is tired of so many prayers to be forgiven for masturbating...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My dreams turned me into a sinnerErection while dreaming)

Funny thing is that all Christian males here have the ex-masturbator award. Is there anyone who didn't masturbate once in his life?

Jesus.