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Free Baptist Summer Camp
Hey kids! Would you like to attend a super fun summer camp? Would you like to make lots of friends and have memories that will last a lifetime? We know you do.
Parents, would you like to get your children between the ages of 6-11 out of the house for a few weeks, but money is tight in these hard economic times? It's no problem. This camp is 100% free! We will even send your child or children a free bus ticket to the Des Moines Greyhound bus station where they will be picked up by one of our Church vans and immediately whisked away to the Landover Baptist summer camp.
I understand if you think this is too good to be true, but I can assure you it isn't. This is completely free and legitimate, but don't take my word for it. Here are some of the things satisfied parents are saying about our program.
“Pastor, I can't tell you how grateful I am for the instruction your camp has taught our daughter Rebecca. It's like I have my little girl back. She is a huge help around the house and never back sasses us anymore. We will definitely be sending her back next summer despite her loud and constant promises to even be a 'better girl. ”
“Landover Baptist camp made my boy into a man. Timothy came back completely changed. He often sits and stares out the window rocking back and forth quoting scripture with the Bible in his lap.”
Camp convenes on the Monday August 2nd, 2010. Details such as travel itinerary will be worked out by one of our volunteer camp coordinators.
This year we will be splitting into three different groups, which will be rotating between various activities or not depending on your child's attributes and abilities.
Sewing- This year's project is shoes. We are going to be making thousands of comfortable and reasonably priced sneakers. The top five children children who sew the most will win a pair of them for their entire immediate family (limit 4 per household.)
Ceramics- A wonderful and fulfilling project for a lucky group of children. They will get to fire and even paint them into beautiful designs. Children who make the requested amount win not only win a pair of comfortable sneakers for the family, they will also receive a beautiful hand painted vase.
Dialing for the LORD- The lucky ones who get to do this, will be in an air conditioned room calling wealthy sinners trying to save their souls with a love gift to God's favorite Church.
Prizes will be awarded by the amount of souls they collect for Jesus.
Children who collect $10,000 and up will be rewarded with a weekly trip to a McDonalds we will be renting out with their favorite Youth Pastor.
The ones who collect between $5,000 and $9,999 will win being babysat by motivational speaker Old Man Hatchet. You won't miss your goals anymore after that I'll wager.
Children who do not meet the minimum of $5,000 a week will be sent to ceramics making.
What godly Christian camp would be complete without a rigorous praise worship program? That is why every morning Church will begin at 7a.m. with prayers and singing for no accidents asking the LORD to send His angels to protect and watch over our campers. That will last until 8 a.m. when campers will be required to be at activities time by 8:15. Every evening after dinner services will begin again at 7 p.m. and will go on until 9 p.m. Lights out is at 10 every night.
The family at Landover Baptist is asking you to prayerfully consider "saying yes" and joining with them in this once in a lifetime opportunity for a free summer camp.
Parents, would you like to get your children between the ages of 6-11 out of the house for a few weeks, but money is tight in these hard economic times? It's no problem. This camp is 100% free! We will even send your child or children a free bus ticket to the Des Moines Greyhound bus station where they will be picked up by one of our Church vans and immediately whisked away to the Landover Baptist summer camp.
I understand if you think this is too good to be true, but I can assure you it isn't. This is completely free and legitimate, but don't take my word for it. Here are some of the things satisfied parents are saying about our program.
“Pastor, I can't tell you how grateful I am for the instruction your camp has taught our daughter Rebecca. It's like I have my little girl back. She is a huge help around the house and never back sasses us anymore. We will definitely be sending her back next summer despite her loud and constant promises to even be a 'better girl. ”
“Landover Baptist camp made my boy into a man. Timothy came back completely changed. He often sits and stares out the window rocking back and forth quoting scripture with the Bible in his lap.”
Camp convenes on the Monday August 2nd, 2010. Details such as travel itinerary will be worked out by one of our volunteer camp coordinators.
This year we will be splitting into three different groups, which will be rotating between various activities or not depending on your child's attributes and abilities.
Sewing- This year's project is shoes. We are going to be making thousands of comfortable and reasonably priced sneakers. The top five children children who sew the most will win a pair of them for their entire immediate family (limit 4 per household.)
Ceramics- A wonderful and fulfilling project for a lucky group of children. They will get to fire and even paint them into beautiful designs. Children who make the requested amount win not only win a pair of comfortable sneakers for the family, they will also receive a beautiful hand painted vase.
Dialing for the LORD- The lucky ones who get to do this, will be in an air conditioned room calling wealthy sinners trying to save their souls with a love gift to God's favorite Church.
Prizes will be awarded by the amount of souls they collect for Jesus.
Children who collect $10,000 and up will be rewarded with a weekly trip to a McDonalds we will be renting out with their favorite Youth Pastor.
The ones who collect between $5,000 and $9,999 will win being babysat by motivational speaker Old Man Hatchet. You won't miss your goals anymore after that I'll wager.
Children who do not meet the minimum of $5,000 a week will be sent to ceramics making.
What godly Christian camp would be complete without a rigorous praise worship program? That is why every morning Church will begin at 7a.m. with prayers and singing for no accidents asking the LORD to send His angels to protect and watch over our campers. That will last until 8 a.m. when campers will be required to be at activities time by 8:15. Every evening after dinner services will begin again at 7 p.m. and will go on until 9 p.m. Lights out is at 10 every night.
The family at Landover Baptist is asking you to prayerfully consider "saying yes" and joining with them in this once in a lifetime opportunity for a free summer camp.
i to olds to go to camp nows, an it were so much funs! one year the camp projeckt were making jimmy choo shoes an handbags for rich ladys, but i never ever see Mr.Choo there, 
but it were real spirituals making the stuff, all us childrins got real giggly an happy, an that be cuz lord God were putting his anointings on us. 
it kinda wierd, but whenevers i schmell glue i feel that anointings all over agains, 
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