[James Dewitt]

Re: Animal Crackers

Well, i know something that will shock you. There is a game name Hello kitty online. A kind of World of Warcraft, but made for kids only. Even little boys play that game.

Just look at the trailer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdkGv2uk2xo

How low can you possibly sink, Slowdrain you are one sick puppy. Man is God going to get you.

[Sidoain]

Re: Animal Crackers

So not only are you gay, but you go looking on boards that are full of 6-12 year old sissy boys?

And the liebrals say homers aren't constantly recruiting.

I did not go on these board. One day, i just randomly found that video. You know, when you are looking for videos on youtube, the most popular videos will simply pop on your face. I just wanted to laugh at this because i was getting bored so i clicked on it.

BTW, you should not judge me as a gay man anymore. Look at my new avatar and description near it.

How do you know of this so readily, Sidoain?

AND, how do you know little boys play this game?! Do YOU lure them over there?

Good Christian Boys and Girls should be playing THIS:

Left Behind: Eternal Forces.



PRAISE JESUS!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_Behind:_Eternal_Forces

That certainly sounds a lot better that and is far more inspiring than Hell-o Kitty, turning strapping future Soldiers of Christ, into homer nancy boys!

The fact is video game mostly attract boys, so i am just guessing that some boys might play that game. Look at the game name free realm. Plus, its a free game just like world of warcraft, but for kids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA3JNYWBCeA

BTW, thx for the video. This game seem really great. Il go buy it right now if i can find it.

How low can you possibly sink, Slowdrain you are one sick puppy. Man is God going to get you.

If i repent just in time, he will get me. Still have one problem left and you know what it is.

BTW, i do not support any of these games. Specially the type name MMORPG's. What i mostly play are fighting games and modern war games like Battlefield 2. I also play strategy games where you can build an army, raise a base and destroy your enemy army and base like Age of Empire.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Animal Crackers

blah, blah, blah


If i repent just in time, he will get me. Still have one problem left and you know what it is.

You still really believe that God is going to buy this? What are you going to say? "Well I knew you existed, I just figured I'd sin all I want and say the magic words at the end of my life."

Do you really think that's going to fool God?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Animal Crackers

=Sidoain;532539]

The fact is video game mostly attract boys, so i am just guessing that some boys might play that game.

Its my guess you are looking for young boys

If i repent just in time, he will get me. Still have one problem left and you know what it is.

If i where to guess, you are still a homosexural.

[jennabenna]

Re: Animal Crackers

They still do, but the perverts have ruined them for all decent Christians, just like they have with so many other things. I remember one of my father's (Pastor Lamentations Flint) negro servants used to sing this song while she gave me my bath as a boy. Those were the days.

There is nothing perverted about animal crackers. You pervert every good thing you come into contact with. Do you enjoy thinking about giraffe boners?

The song's cute though. I'll give you that.

[jennabenna]

Re: Animal Crackers




Awwwww. They're so cute and chocolatey. They remind me of my girlfriend!

[Travisty12]

Re: Animal Crackers

Awwwww. They're so cute and chocolatey. They remind me of my girlfriend!

Somewhere, a Baptist's head just exploded.

[Zeppelin123]

Re: Animal Crackers

Animal crackers are a gateway food to bestiality and other forms of sexual deviance. Animal crackers depict entire animals; therefore, animal genitals are implicit. When children consume these salacious snacks, they are essentially munching on donkey ding-dongs and buffalo bottoms. Additionally, many children orchestrate coitus between the animals.



If you allow your child to eat animal crackers, soon he or she will not be satiated by cookies and move on to licking the no-no areas of pets and even wild animals. He or she will also get off on making animals do it.

Perhaps you're thinking: "But we eat animals, and that doesn't cause abnormal sexual behavior. Why are animal crackers any different?" The obvious answer to your stupid question is that generally when we consume animals, they look nothing like they do in their original state.


BEFORE


AFTER

Animal crackers look very much like the animals they represent. When a child licks and nibbles these delectable but devilish treats, a very unhealthy association between pleasure and animals is created.

So keep animal crackers out of your pantries. Also, avoid cookies that are phallic-shaped, like Vienna Fingers.



Instead, buy cookies with shapes that are fun AND safe, like round and roundish. You've been warned, parents.

please tell me that you're kidding?! animal crackers doesn't equal bestiality. and graham crackers do not lead kids to gangs. they lead them to delicious smores! and thats the good thing about ritz, instead of hearing the gay connotation for it, kids think of them as crackers so they aren't hinking about homosexuality.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Animal Crackers

please tell me that you're kidding?! animal crackers doesn't equal bestiality. and graham crackers do not lead kids to gangs. they lead them to delicious smores! and thats the good thing about ritz, instead of hearing the gay connotation for it, kids think of them as crackers so they aren't hinking about homosexuality.

I don't know anything about homosexuality hinking (sounds sick and perverted like all homer activity) but I do know that of your 4 posts here Mr Zed, every single one of them has been in threads about children.

It is blatantly obvious that you are a paedophile.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Animal Crackers

Good Christian Boys and Girls should be playing THIS:

Left Behind: Eternal Forces.



PRAISE JESUS!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_Behind:_Eternal_Forces

That certainly sounds a lot better that and is far more inspiring than Hell-o Kitty, turning strapping future Soldiers of Christ, into homer nancy boys!

When I first looked at this I thought "Praise Jesus! Finally a game that I could let my children play!" But then, as I read more, I saw this:

for Microsoft Windows

It's clearly a trap by Satan to lure unsuspecting Christian boys and girls into his web of lies and deceit. If it was a truly Christian game it would only run on JesOS!

[Lisa H]

Re: Animal Crackers

please tell me that you're kidding?! animal crackers doesn't equal bestiality. and graham crackers do not lead kids to gangs. they lead them to delicious smores! and thats the good thing about ritz, instead of hearing the gay connotation for it, kids think of them as crackers so they aren't hinking about homosexuality.

You must be one of those perverts who go around enticing children with sweets to have your pedophile ways with them.

People like you make me sick.