[Irrational Dissenter]

Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

Criminal Justice student pleads guilty to impersonating FBI agent

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/293042

Just saying.

Oh and according to the Federal Government waterboarding isn't torture.

Hah, serves that student right.

Oh, and waterboarding is torture and illegal. This article confirms it:

http://lawreview.wustl.edu/slip-opinions/waterboarding-is-illegal/

Although, just because it is torture doesn't mean some people don't deserve to be tortured.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

Although, just because it is torture doesn't mean some people don't deserve to be tortured.

So you admit it is not torture. Good to know.

[sixjensen]

Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

During my wife's second pregnancy, her hormones were all over the place. She had forgotten some important scripture about the role of women:

1 Timothy 2:11-15 (King James Version)

11Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. 15Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

When I would tell my wife to sit down and listen to her daily scripture (her father raised her to not read, and I support this), she would move lazily across the room. At first she didn't say anything, but her body projected disobedience and willfulness. Later on, she began to backtalk me. She even swore.

I spanked her several times, with my hand on her bare bottom, and later on with a belt, and a cane. None of these things seemed to work. She would cry for a while to get me to stop, and then a couple days later the attitude would start right back up.

So I did what good ole George W would have done: I waterboarded her.

I had our son hold her down (we had only one son at the time) while I poured water into her mouth. It hurt me deep inside my heart to see her choking, but I kept right on, knowing that if I didn't do it right the first time, I would have to do it again later. I prayed as I did it, "Dear God, make my wife Ethel behave."

Ethel eventually fell unconscious. I figured it wouldn't do much good to keep on with her unconscious, so I stopped.

She was real quiet for a couple of days, and I tried to think of a way to get her to come out of her shell. So I made her perform her wifely duty. She was nicer than she had ever been before.

A couple days later Ethel miscarried. I figure that's just belated punishment from when she was disobeyin' me.

O_O So...this is just a joke, right? You're just a joker. Nobody is that sick and twisted in the head to do something like this.

Either everyone agreeing with this is the best group of internet jokesters ever, or you pose a huge problem to society.

[BelieverInGod]

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Hah, serves that student right.

Just a friendly warning to our little troll.

Oh, and waterboarding is torture and illegal. This article confirms it:

http://lawreview.wustl.edu/slip-opin...ng-is-illegal/

Funny, the very first sentence says differently

In his 2007 confirmation hearing before the Senate Judiciary Committee considering his nomination to be Attorney General of the United States, Judge Michael Mukasey refused to address the legality of waterboarding.

From a Bush advisor

http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/Bush_lawyer_Waterboarding_legal_but_no_1031.html

Although, just because it is torture doesn't mean some people don't deserve to be tortured.

Well that's nice, and who gets to decide, you?

[Irrational Dissenter]

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So you admit it is not torture. Good to know.

What? I said that it is torture. I was just also pointing out that torture could be used in some cases.

[BelieverInGod]

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What? I said that it is torture. I was just also pointing out that torture could be used in some cases.

So who decides? You?

[HolyPatriot]

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So who decides? You?

Question: If you were raped would you actually marry your rapist? Even if he's a fat ugly old satanist? No offense directly to you.

[BelieverInGod]

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Question: If you were raped would you actually marry your rapist? Even if he's a fat ugly old satanist? No offense directly to you.

No because I am married. But you better believe that I would fight and scream because if I just laid there I am as worthy of death as he is.

And why do I always get the feeling that you atheists think this is a loophole for finding a wife.

[Irrational Dissenter]

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So who decides? You?

Nope, the government or military has that authority. I suppose I could go out and torture someone myself, but that isn't something that I am going to do.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

Nope, the government or military has that authority. I suppose I could go out and torture someone myself, but that isn't something that I am going to do.

So if a White House adviser says it's legal, then it's legal, right?

[HolyPatriot]

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No because I am married. But you better believe that I would fight and scream because if I just laid there I am as worthy of death as he is.

And why do I always get the feeling that you atheists think this is a loophole for finding a wife.

No way! I think that you should never marry your rapist! Unless somehow the rapist is a good person i guess? Thank you for answering.

[Irrational Dissenter]

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So if a White House adviser says it's legal, then it's legal, right?

Technically, yes. So long as the senate passes it, then the Executive branch, IE the White House, gets to let it be official. Although, a random person in the White House doesn't get to make the decision.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Hold on, Ethel has passed on? What caused that?

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=48175&highlight=Ethel+Dead%3B+Billy+Single

Ethel was stoned to death by unknown persons shortly following her involvement in a lesbian porno. It was divine retribution.

[Irrational Dissenter]

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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...B+Billy+Single

Ethel was stoned to death by unknown persons shortly following her involvement in a lesbian porno. It was divine retribution.

I see, odd that she could still be a part of such a thing despite the punishment you afflicted upon her. One would think that she would not only be mentally incapable, but also physically.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I see, odd that she could still be a part of such a thing despite the punishment you afflicted upon her. One would think that she would not only be mentally incapable, but also physically.

She was a determined evildoer. She is now in Hell, where she will offend the Lord no more.