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  • Benedict A. Davis
    Winning Souls in his Winnebago
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 3900

    #16
    Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear

    Originally posted by Rubicon View Post
    Since Reverend Jim is in the middle of divorce proceedings, I'm concerned that his slutty wife's attorney might get wind of this and twist it into something that it is not.

    I know Felicity is just an excited child with all these special gifts of late, but it could cost our Reverend a LOT of money in alimony!

    May Christ protect both Reverend Jim and Sister Felicity!
    Brother R. I think we should all look to the Bible, as always. There should be no dirty laundry aired in a public forum unless you are able and willing to swear to something, don't you. Whenever I am in this situation I first look to the big 10 and see that there is something of importance said about the situation that I can positively identify.As an example-
    16Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour
    Then I like to see if anywhere else I can identify any known facts and from what I know I do a bible check, for example-
    1 Thessalonians 4

    1Furthermore then we beseech you, brethren, and exhort you by the Lord Jesus, that as ye have received of us how ye ought to walk and to please God, so ye would abound more and more.

    6That no man go beyond and defraud his brother in any matter: because that the Lord is the avenger of all such, as we also have forewarned you and testified.
    11And that ye study to be quiet, and to do your own business, and to work with your own hands, as we commanded you

    As new known facts arise I repeat the above steps; Ok you want to try it, lets look at other known facts
    1 Reverend Jim is getting a divorce and is feeling stressed.
    2 Reverend Jim gave young Felicity a gift.
    2 Reverend Jim has a room full of joo lawyers on retainer.

    Why not start with these, add any other facts you want to the list and test my way of checking the Bible for a better life.
    sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
    Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
    Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
    Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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    • Brother Harold Porter
      Landover Senior Outreach
      Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 8236

      #17
      Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

      Bless you Brother Aim,

      We can only hope the Judge that rules on the divorce is a Godly man and turns to scripture for reference.

      Yours in Him!
      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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      • TheLordSavedMe
        A young lady servicing the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 579

        #18
        Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

        Hi Felicity!

        Reverend Jim is sooooooo super AWESOME, isn't he!?!

        He helped me out with a problem I had a while ago. This is a link to a post that explains a problem I sometimes have "down there". It's a little embarrassing, so I don't want to type all about it again.

        Reverend Jim is sorta a specialist in girls and ladies that have problems being sluts, lezbos, strippers and with emming and stuff like that. He is sooooooo dedicated to tramps and whores and stuff, he's practically JESUS!!!

        If it weren't for him and his Prayer Cloths, I might even be slut today!

        But because he is always thinking about and praying for my lady place, I am still a virgin.



        Tammi


        Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
        Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



        sigpic

        He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #19
          Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

          Now I'm wondering to whom else Rev. Jim sends this underwear.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Rev. Jim Osborne
            True Christian™ Televangelist
            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 8622

            #20
            Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

            Your welcome, Felicity. I don't know why people are getting their panties in a pinch (pun intended) over a simple gift of buying a nice girl some needed clothes. It just so happens I was shopping for a female friend of mine in the intimates department, and I just so happened to come across these. I recognized the Pediabear that Felicity loves so dearly and thought it would make a very special gift for her.

            It seems to me that Nobar and Levi might be a little offended, perhaps, because she likes my gift the best?

            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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            • Sam Diamond
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 182

              #21
              Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear

              Originally posted by Rubicon View Post
              Since Reverend Jim is in the middle of divorce proceedings, I'm concerned that his slutty wife's attorney might get wind of this and twist it into something that it is not.
              You need not concern your self with Rev Jim's wife. I have been taking care of his minor problems for a while. His wife is under control as well as her lawyer.

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              • Benedict A. Davis
                Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 3900

                #22
                Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear

                Originally posted by Sam Diamond View Post
                You need not concern your self with Rev Jim's wife. I have been taking care of his minor problems for a while. His wife is under control as well as her lawyer.


                Originally Posted by Rubicon
                Since Reverend Jim is in the middle of divorce proceedings, I'm concerned that his slutty wife's attorney might get wind of this and twist it into something that it is not.


                now you've done it,he's noticed you.you are on your own now.
                sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                • James Dewitt
                  #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6267

                  #23
                  Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear

                  Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
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                  Originally Posted by Rubicon
                  Since Reverend Jim is in the middle of divorce proceedings, I'm concerned that his slutty wife's attorney might get wind of this and twist it into something that it is not.


                  now you've done it,he's noticed you.you are on your own now.

                  I find it to be a good idea to stay on the good side of Mr. Diamond. Give that man 24 hrs and he will track down your 3RD grade teacher to check on whether or not you stole someones milk money.

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                  • Jo Freddie
                    Unsaved trash
                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339

                    #24
                    Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear

                    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                    I find it to be a good idea to stay on the good side of Mr. Diamond. Give that man 24 hrs and he will track down your 3RD grade teacher to check on whether or not you stole someones milk money.
                    Looks like the presence of Mr Diamond gave afh the shakes, going by the look of his last post. Mmmmm I wonder what has been going on there.
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                    • Benedict A. Davis
                      Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 3900

                      #25
                      Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      Looks like the presence of Mr Diamond gave afh the shakes, going by the look of his last post. Mmmmm I wonder what has been going on there.
                      What are you inferring...I don't know what you are talking about.You will end up burning in hell for starting rumors about a True Christian™ you blasphemer you.
                      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                      • Jo Freddie
                        Unsaved trash
                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339

                        #26
                        Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear

                        Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
                        What are you inferring...I don't know what you are talking about.You will end up burning in hell for starting rumors about a True Christian™ you blasphemer you.
                        Mmmmm a little defensive there afh
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                        • UK Christian Al
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 5

                          #27
                          Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                          As I posted on the other thread:

                          I registered especially to save you all, for this is the work of Satan!

                          This bear is none other than Pedobear, a symbol of the filthy members of a site named 4chan as a symbol of athiest pedophilia, and the person who granted this gift is surely acting on the orders of the devil himself!

                          I am just glad that I came across this and was able to end the madness manifested by the devil, and was able to return you all onto the Path of Righteousness.

                          I implore you to conduct an internet search for this character, so that you may see for yourselves the evil that is manifested in it.

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                          • Talitha
                            Deaconess
                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                            True Christian™
                            • Oct 2025
                            • 15118

                            #28
                            Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                            Originally posted by UK Christian Al View Post
                            As I posted on the other thread:

                            I registered especially to save you all, for this is the work of Satan!

                            This bear is none other than Pedobear, a symbol of the filthy members of a site named 4chan as a symbol of athiest pedophilia, and the person who granted this gift is surely acting on the orders of the devil himself!

                            I am just glad that I came across this and was able to end the madness manifested by the devil, and was able to return you all onto the Path of Righteousness.

                            I implore you to conduct an internet search for this character, so that you may see for yourselves the evil that is manifested in it.
                            That is probably the single most stupid thing I have read all day.
                            How dare you say such things about a gift bought by one of our Pastors for Felicity.
                            I suggest you apologize immediately.

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                            • UK Christian Al
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                              Under Investigation
                              • Jul 2010
                              • 5

                              #29
                              Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                              Hello Talitha, and thank you for the warm welcome to your community!

                              I am afraid to say that here in the UK there are very few True Christians, and I am very happy to have come across this site. Almost all Christians here are blinded by belief in Obama and Communism and are very tolerant of the homosexual and Islamic communities in this country. As a result, Pedobear is a very popular character in this country as it is throughout Europe, and I only wish to help other True Christians stay on Jesus' Path.

                              Maybe Pedobear is not very well known in your community and does not therefore carry the seeds of Satan, but I inform that, unfortunately, Pedobear has its roots in child sexual manipulation and, as True Christians, we must surely try to protect all our children from this threat.

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                              • Talitha
                                Deaconess
                                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                                True Christian™
                                • Oct 2025
                                • 15118

                                #30
                                Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                                Originally posted by UK Christian Al View Post
                                Hello Talitha, and thank you for the warm welcome to your community!

                                I am afraid to say that here in the UK there are very few True Christians, and I am very happy to have come across this site. Almost all Christians here are blinded by belief in Obama and Communism and are very tolerant of the homosexual and Islamic communities in this country. As a result, Pedobear is a very popular character in this country as it is throughout Europe, and I only wish to help other True Christians stay on Jesus' Path.

                                Maybe Pedobear is not very well known in your community and does not therefore carry the seeds of Satan, but I inform that, unfortunately, Pedobear has its roots in child sexual manipulation and, as True Christians, we must surely try to protect all our children from this threat.
                                So, you come to our peaceful friendly Forums and straightaway accuse a beloved Pastor of buying unsuitable gifts that are associated with alleged child sexual manipulation?
                                Have you Introduced yourself in the INTRODUCTION FORUM yet?
                                If not, I suggest you do so before I ban you.

                                Sister Talitha

                                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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