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  • Deaner
    Christ's Love Messenger
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5932

    #31
    Re: Underoos

    Originally posted by MarvinAndroid View Post
    come try to beat me motherpiffleer.
    Come and get us queer. You wouldn't get past the girls of Landover; um.. um... Marvin *snicker*.

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    • MarvinAndroid
      Unsaved Trash, Queer, Rabid godmocker
      • Jun 2012
      • 2

      #32
      Re: Underoos

      James Hutchins: bring it on BITCH!! I'm going to fuck you hard!!!
      Stop making me cry you bullies.

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14079

        #33
        Re: Underoos

        Originally posted by MarvinAndroid View Post
        ...piffle EVERYONE OF YOU!!! come try to beat me motherpiffleer.[/SIZE][/FONT]
        Originally posted by MarvinAndroid View Post
        James Hutchins: bring it on BITCH!! I'm going to piffle you hard!!!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #34
          Re: Underoos

          Originally posted by MarvinAndroid View Post
          WOW!!! I think I’m going to be sick. You people need to ALL be shot in the head; the world would be a better place without you. May God smite you all!!!

          "I visitied my daughter yesterday evening and performed my routine sin inspection, rummaging through closets and rifling through drawers. I came across a pair of Supergirl Underoos in my granddaughter's underthings drawer. Naturally I beat my daughter and granddaughter for this outrage and confiscated the vile underclothes." WTF is wrong with you???

          When the day comes the last thing you will see is the whites of MY eyes!

          piffle EVERYONE OF YOU!!! come try to beat me motherpiffleer.
          Dear Godmocking Maggot;

          Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and selling narcotics to schoolchildren to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

          Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
          5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
          5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
          Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

          YIC,

          --Pastor Ezekiel
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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