[Bobby-Joe]

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If you call yesterday not being recent then of course you can do an inspection dear Pastor.

By the way, that wasn't a girl.
I was escorting a Drag Queen out of town after Pastor Bobby Joe had finished Ministering IT.

Curiously it was a she. It seems the plastic industry can do some pretty impressive things with simulated "limbs". You can imagine my shock and disgust when I found it she wasn't a guy in drag. There is nothing worse than looking into a pair of frilly lace panties and finding a cooter. She was one of these gay guys trapped in a woman's body so I had to spend the entire security search turning down her offers to have homer sex with me. What a sicko.

We ever did you find her/he/it Talitha?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Should the word "shrinkage" be on the package?

Do they resist the cold?

[SUV]

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When did the "hair shirt" ever go out of style? I'd imagine they came in a set, with "hair panties." Or was that just a style for catlicks?

Confidential to Sister Thumper: Why does Li'l Davey continue to try to elude my Fond Embraces? So now he's acting like he things he's some sort of superMan?!



Hah! I'll get him yet!!!

[Five Year Old Girl]

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Yeah, I know, huh?

Liddow Johnny Smith sez you should only wear garmies, but you should wear 'em, like awe thuh time. He juss' came back from like a whow two years some place, an' now he says I gotta call him an Eldar. But he still lives at home wif' his Mawmy, sos I think that's silly. But like He says Underoos are bad too on accounta nuthin' good ever came from Ozzie-land on accounta Satanizerism. An' garmies.

What're garmies?

[Baphomet]

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You guys are freakin me out with all this shrinkage stuff. I haven't worn briefs in ages because of that rumour (or fact)!

And I know this is a little off topic, but I imagine it goes along with soiling underoos... but are you guys having the Hell House this year? When is it? I seriously want to come. All the secular haunted houses aren't even scary!

[Bobby-Joe]

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You guys are freakin me out with all this shrinkage stuff. I haven't worn briefs in ages because of that rumour (or fact)!

And I know this is a little off topic, but I imagine it goes along with soiling underoos... but are you guys having the Hell House this year? When is it? I seriously want to come. All the secular haunted houses aren't even scary!

Friend,

You do know what The Bible says about homers and Freehold County has been under Biblical law since 1852?

[Baphomet]

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Friend,

You do know what The Bible says about homers and Freehold County has been under Biblical law since 1852?

I'm a heterosexual. Since I was born. Until I die. And I thougth you let sinners come so you could scare them into joining your church and following Jesus.

[John Smith]

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i have a set of batman underoos

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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i have a set of batman underoos

SMITH! Are you trying to make me insane, Smith? Because it WILL NOT WORK, LAMER! Pastors are GOD's Drill Instructors, Smith! We pass the word down the line and YOU HAD BETTER BE LISTENING TO EVERY WORD OF IT! Because let me tell you, Smith, the word is NOT BATMAN UNDEROOS! When's the last time someone smacked you upside the head, Smith?

[Seeker]

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i have a set of batman underoos

I knew I was right about you!!!! You are a Mormon. You people even do some fun dance in your underwear. [sic]

[Brother Temperance]

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I visitied my daughter yesterday evening and performed my routine sin inspection, rummaging through closets and rifling through drawers. I came across a pair of Supergirl Underoos in my granddaughter's underthings drawer. Naturally I beat my daughter and granddaughter for this outrage and confiscated the vile underclothes.

I have it on good authority that the Underoos Club is a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Comintern.

I would have thought people like yourselves would like underoos? They do, after all, cover more than your average set of underwear.

No, they cover more than your average set of underwear. You haven't seen my average set of underwear.

There's something very wrong about the phrase "lycra spandex leg openings." Very very wrong. It brings to mind that notorious scene from the evil secular pornography film Crash, (the David Cronenberg one, not the one with all the darkies in), where the Canadian pervert slides his tallywhacker into the "leg opening" of the cripple who has a gash torn open in his leg. Like that, but with more lycra and spandex. Is this really the sort of behaviour we want to be encouraging in our children?

And I know this is a little off topic, but I imagine it goes along with soiling underoos... but are you guys having the Hell House this year? When is it? I seriously want to come. All the secular haunted houses aren't even scary!

Nonsense. What about the Clinton household, or the Vatican? Those are both very secular, and very scary.

And I thougth you let sinners come so you could scare them into joining your church and following Jesus.

Yes, I can see how the massive "UNSAVED UNWELCOME" banner at the top of every page might give that impression.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Women look away now!
This is unbelievable filth.

[SUV]

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Brother Guy, this is the worst Filth I've come across since learning that an AWARD was actually given to ALGOR!!!

Is it almost Christmas yet? I just can't take much more of this. Pastor, won't you please, PLEASE just make it GO AWAY!!!

[MarvinAndroid]

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WOW!!! I think I’m going to be sick. You people need to ALL be shot in the head; the world would be a better place without you. May God smite you all!!!

"I visitied my daughter yesterday evening and performed my routine sin inspection, rummaging through closets and rifling through drawers. I came across a pair of Supergirl Underoos in my granddaughter's underthings drawer. Naturally I beat my daughter and granddaughter for this outrage and confiscated the vile underclothes." WTF is wrong with you???

When the day comes the last thing you will see is the whites of MY eyes!

FUCK EVERYONE OF YOU!!! come try to beat me motherfucker.

[James Hutchins]

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WOW!!! I think I’m going to be sick. You people need to ALL be shot in the head; the world would be a better place without you. May God smite you all!!!

"I visitied my daughter yesterday evening and performed my routine sin inspection, rummaging through closets and rifling through drawers. I came across a pair of Supergirl Underoos in my granddaughter's underthings drawer. Naturally I beat my daughter and granddaughter for this outrage and confiscated the vile underclothes." WTF is wrong with you???

When the day comes the last thing you will see is the whites of MY eyes!

piffle EVERYONE OF YOU!!! come try to beat me motherpiffleer.

Friend, you scoured the internet for information about 'Underoos' and then felt compelled to bring to life, a thread dead for over five years? What kind of a sick pervert are you?
God will smote you.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.