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  • Jacob the Angry Liar
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jan 2010
    • 309

    #31
    Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

    Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire. (Matthew 18:8)

    You're a good man, brother Billy Bob. Looks like you saved your wife from an eternity of torment!

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    • RickRo
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Jul 2010
      • 16

      #32
      Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

      It is your family but I'm gonna go out of my way here and say that

      This sickens me.

      You wonder why she wanted to call the authorities? You seared her feet. YOUR WIFE'S FEET. Ohhhh but wait it doesn't stop there. You CUT OFF HER DAMN HAND. YOUR WIFE WHO (HOPEFULLY) WASN'T SCARED OF YOU AT ONE POINT. YOU CUT OFF HER HAND AND MORE. MASTURBATION WAS THE PROBLEM? IT IS IN OUR GENETICS. WE AUTOMATICALLY WANT TO MASTURBATE AND REPRODUCE. WE WERE BUILT LIKE THAT. YOU MONSTER. PRAISE THE LORD

      Frankly your nothing more than a delusional serial killer who immobilizes your own wife who is scared of you and you cut off her hand and tongue for "the lord." Nothing more. Nothing less.
      You should be reported to the authorities for what you did but you didn't give your wife the chance...did you?

      Well that is my opinion at least.

      Good day.

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      • Sister Charli
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 1590

        #33
        Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

        Here you go again Mr Ro.

        Barging into our house, plonk your butt on the sofa, dirty feet on the coffee table, all opinionated and obnoxious ..... without even an introductory thread.

        How dare you?
        2 Chronicles 7:14
        14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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        • RickRo
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Jul 2010
          • 16

          #34
          Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

          Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
          Here you go again Mr Ro.

          Barging into our house, plonk your butt on the sofa, dirty feet on the coffee table, all opinionated and obnoxious ..... without even an introductory thread.

          How dare you?

          Shutup.

          What this man did is inhumane

          HOW DARE YOU TALK SO CASUALLY ABOUT SOMETHING SO SERIOUS

          If anyone is going to hell...


          it is gonna be that asshole.

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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070

            #35
            Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

            Originally posted by RickRo View Post
            Shutup.

            What this man did is inhumane

            HOW DARE YOU TALK SO CASUALLY ABOUT SOMETHING SO SERIOUS

            If anyone is going to hell...


            it is gonna be that asshole.
            Do you always abuse women. You seem to have some problems with women.
            All Charli asked you to do was make a Introduction Thread.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • Sister Charli
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 1590

              #36
              Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

              Originally posted by RickRo View Post
              Shutup.
              Oh and now we see the hypocrite come out in you.

              It is OK for you, as a total stranger, to wander in here and verbally abuse me but it is not OK for Brother Billy Bob to discipline his wife as taught by God's holy word.

              You don't need to introduce yourself Mr Ro. Your true colours are already showing through.
              2 Chronicles 7:14
              14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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              • RickRo
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Jul 2010
                • 16

                #37
                Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

                ALL OF YOU ARE THIS DELUSIONAL AND STUPID.

                ITS OK FOR A SMARTASS IDIOT WHO HAS NO IDEA WHO HE IS TALKING ABOUT COME IN HERE AND TALK ABOUT MY "TRUE COLORS"

                THIS GUY IS NOTHING SHORT OF A SERIAL KILLER. YOU CAN"T SEE THAT? ARE YOU BLIND? ARE YOU THAT DELUDED BY YOUR OWN RELIGION THAT YOU HAVE NO HUMANE SENSE AT ALL?

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                • Sister Charli
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 1590

                  #38
                  Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

                  Originally posted by RickRo View Post
                  ITS OK FOR A SMARTASS IDIOT WHO HAS NO IDEA WHO HE IS TALKING ABOUT COME IN HERE AND TALK ABOUT MY "TRUE COLORS"
                  I'm guessing the "smartarse idiot" you are referring to is me.

                  I apologise if I have raised your blood pressure, and it is apparent I have given that you are now shouting in capitals and using bold print.

                  But Mr Ro, you have been totally disrespectful of the Landover Baptist Church forum by not even paying us the courtesy of a "hello, my name is Rick, I attend such and such church, my favourite bible verse is blah de blah."

                  Do you think we ask too much of our visitors? Do you think we should just sit back and accept them coming in here and telling our young ones what toys they should play with and how they should and should not discipline their wives? And then you verbally attack me for no apparent reason.

                  At no time have you ONCE used any scripture to back up your ramblings. I am not sure if you are on drugs or drunk but I am willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.

                  May God show you the errors of your way.
                  2 Chronicles 7:14
                  14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                  • Lisa H
                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 5070

                    #39
                    Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

                    Originally posted by RickRo
                    I DON"T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

                    YOU DON'T CUT YOUR WIFE'S HAND OFF
                    Ask Billy Bob yourself. I am sure he would be more than happy to discuss it with you.
                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
                      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                      Hates anal sex. And trees.
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 8337

                      #40
                      Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

                      Originally posted by RickRo View Post
                      Shutup.
                      Mr. Ro, that is not how you speak to a lady. I may be a little rough around the edges, being a lumberjack and a woodsman, but I have the decency to hold the door open for a woman, and tip my hat when I meet her. I don't go around telling women to "shut up", which you also mispelled by the way.

                      If you have a problem with the way I discipline my wife, then why don't you get a family of your own and raise them the way you think they ought to be raised and we'll see who goes to Heaven and who goes to Hell. You'll probably just lay around all day stimulating your wife's clitoris and whispering sweet nothings into her butthole. But that is not how God wants a woman to be treated.

                      Genesis 3:16 (King James Version) Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • Sister Charli
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 1590

                        #41
                        Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

                        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                        I may be a little rough around the edges, being a lumberjack and a woodsman, but I have the decency to hold the door open for a woman, and tip my hat when I meet her. I don't go around telling women to "shut up", which you also mispelled by the way.
                        Oh Brother Billy Bob.

                        You are indeed a true gentleman as we saw yesterday on this forum when that unsaved bit of trash wanted to rape LisaH and Felicity and again tonight when this nasty nasty man comes here and abuses me and a number of other Landover Baptists.

                        Thank you Brother Billy Bob.

                        I hope that your marital problems will soon be resolved and that Ethel understands and abides by the sincere commitment of her marriage vows that she uttered before God.
                        2 Chronicles 7:14
                        14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                        • Billy Bob Jenkins
                          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                          Hates anal sex. And trees.
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 8337

                          #42
                          Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

                          Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
                          Oh Brother Billy Bob.

                          You are indeed a true gentleman as we saw yesterday on this forum when that unsaved bit of trash wanted to rape LisaH and Felicity and again tonight when this nasty nasty man comes here and abuses me and a number of other Landover Baptists.

                          Thank you Brother Billy Bob.

                          I hope that your marital problems will soon be resolved and that Ethel understands and abides by the sincere commitment of her marriage vows that she uttered before God.
                          I do what I can Charli. Unfortunately liberal "progress" is turning more and more men into androgenous, baby killing, crystal meth smoking rapists everyday. I fear that decent men like myself are a dying breed.
                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • Sister Charli
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 1590

                            #43
                            Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                            I do what I can Charli. Unfortunately liberal "progress" is turning more and more men into androgenous, baby killing, crystal meth smoking rapists everyday. I fear that decent men like myself are a dying breed.
                            It troubles me too Brother. So much hatred in the world. Daddy makes me watch the news channel so that I understand what is happening outside of our little outback station and it scares the heck out of me. All that violence. Murders. Granny rapes. Meth lab houses blowing up every other day. Where will it end?

                            And then you get the other side of the coin. Men who are becoming effeminate. Emo, long fringe, black nail varnish, dyed hair, self mutilator cutters. They are not "real" men.

                            And these bulldyke women. Spikey haircuts. Facial piercings. Tattoos. And wearing men's clothing. Soon, I fear, there will be no difference between the genders.

                            Ethel must consider herself truely blessed to have found a True Christian(tm) man like yourself Brother BB.
                            2 Chronicles 7:14
                            14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                            • WinnerNotSinner
                              Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 951

                              #44
                              Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

                              Billy Bob, I commend your bravery. Not many men would have the stomach to go to such lengths to help their wives, but then again most men aren't True loving Christians™.

                              I will pray for you that she betters her wavering attitude. I really hope she is not possessed by demons, but that this is just God punishing her for former sins.

                              If she is, it might be worth trying to starve the demons out of her. I have heard that by cutting her meals you might be able to deprive the demon of the nutrients it needs to possess a woman. She may plead for food - but this is the demon struggling to keep control of her body - and you MUST NOT give in. This is a week-long program used by some senior pastors when all other options fail, and you should just keep her working and cooking for you throughout - this isn't meant as a doss around and relax week for her in no way, shape or form.

                              Keep trying Billy! she will get better, Brother. God will help her through it.
                              6
                              A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                              "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                              Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                              If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                              GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 8337

                                #45
                                Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

                                Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                                it might be worth trying to starve the Demons out of her.
                                This sounds like an excellent idea, WinnerNotSinner. This will save me the trip to Freehold for a real exorcism. I can tithe the money I would have spent on the plane ticket instead.
                                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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