[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

This sounds like an excellent idea, WinnerNotSinner. This will save me the trip to Freehold for a real exorcism. I can tithe the money I would have spent on the plane ticket instead.

Indeed, a good Christian is a thrifty Christian!

If it doesn't work, you could always just fly to Freehold afterwards for the exorcism.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

If she is, it might be worth trying to starve the demons out of her. I have heard that by cutting her meals you might be able to deprive the demon of the nutrients it needs to possess a woman.

It was indeed Our Lord Jesus who told us so. The stubborn demons have to be starved out:

Mark 9:28 And when he was come into the house, his disciples asked him privately, Why could not we cast him out?
Mark 9:29 And he said unto them, This kind can come forth by nothing, but by prayer and fasting.

Nothing but prayer and fasting.

Billy Bob, I'll pray for you and Ethel. Jesus will have her back in the kitchen in no time

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

Brother, you should consider giving her water while fasting as with the recent blood loss from the amputations dehydration might cause her harm.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

Brother, you should consider giving her water while fasting as with the recent blood loss from the amputations dehydration might cause her harm.

I'll consider it. The most important thing is that I get the demons out of her though. I would hate to go through all the trouble of starving her nigh unto death, only to find out that she's still possessed because I gave her a little water to cool her lips.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

I'll consider it. The most important thing is that I get the demons out of her though. I would hate to go through all the trouble of starving her nigh unto death, only to find out that she's still possessed because I gave her a little water to cool her lips.

You know best you are there. Just remember that with a lack of volume in the body the person tends to go unconscious which will interrupt her ability to pray.
It is like....well, you know when you jump out of bed early in the morning and run to the outhouse and have that 1st huge pee of the day. You sometimes get really dizzy and have to hold yourself up, right. That is because you reduce your volume of fluid in your body.It will be the same for her without having to go.
I saw a report on fox news about this a few months back so it must be newly discovered.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

You know best you are there. Just remember that with a lack of volume in the body the person tends to go unconscious which will interrupt her ability to pray.
It is like....well, you know when you jump out of bed early in the morning and run to the outhouse and have that 1st huge pee of the day. You sometimes get really dizzy and have to hold yourself up, right. That is because you reduce your volume of fluid in your body.It will be the same for her without having to go.
I saw a report on fox news about this a few months back so it must be newly discovered.

It's good that godly FOX News is using such cutting edge science to help the public fast more safely. I will make sure Ethel is good and hydrated before her period of fasting. If she passes out I will burn her or hold her head underwater or something.

[Dirk]

Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

Shutup.

Oh and now we see the hypocrite come out in you.

It is OK for you, as a total stranger, to wander in here and verbally abuse me but it is not OK for Brother Billy Bob to discipline his wife as taught by God's holy word.

You don't need to introduce yourself Mr Ro. Your true colours are already showing through.

I agree with Sister Charli, so why are you so impolite RickRo? Why do you hate woman? You have no right to talk to a female in that manner.

Still, you seem like a nice person, you just have some issues. Why not try anger management? Please read this thread, it will help you control your anger.