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  • #91
    Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

    Originally posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho View Post
    I think only pastors are ordered to take virgins only Leviticus 21:7

    Is she a proper widow, praying days and nights, like Anna? Luke 2:36-38
    If she is very willing to...khrm...marry you, there is these promises
    1 Corinthians 7:8-9
    I think you save her from if you marry her - otherwise she will burn.

    And there is also these HOLY WORDS: 1 Corinthians 7:39
    Ah, thank you my brother. Very nice use of scripture. I will ponder these beautiful verses you've linked to.
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    • #92
      Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
      So?
      As long as he/she is alive, I think everything is ok, right?

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      • #93
        Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

        Originally posted by uzbekistan200 View Post
        As long as he/she is alive, I think everything is ok, right?
        Why should anyone care what you think?

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        • #94
          Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
          Why should anyone care what you think?
          If you're here just to post nonsense, please go away, atheist scum. I shouldn't even talk with you.

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          • #95
            Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

            Originally posted by uzbekistan200 View Post
            If you're here just to post nonsense, please go away, atheist scum. I shouldn't even talk with you.
            Friend, it is not acceptable to refer to another member of this community as "scum." You will keep a civil tongue in your head, even when addressing somebody as low as yourself.

            Thank you.
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            • #96
              Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

              Originally posted by uzbekistan200 View Post
              If you're here just to post nonsense, please go away, atheist scum...
              I never post nonsense.

              Show something that says your opinion is worthy of anything but derision, and I may consider that.

              ...I shouldn't even talk with you.
              But I can teach you so much about the Bible.

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              • #97
                Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post

                Step #4: Pray for a son!
                How muslims, atheist and other non christians get sons? Do you pray for them too?

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                • #98
                  Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

                  Originally posted by jason123 View Post
                  How muslims, atheist and other non christians get sons? Do you pray for them too?
                  Jesus does not hear such prayers. Don't be ridiculous.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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