[Cranky Old Man]

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Can this be applied to other situations? if yes, then who is it that decides what satanic actions are ok, and in what circumstances?

God does. But His Holy Bible contains very clear guidelines on these things.

[radulova]

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Well, first of all one would only do this with a very ugly daughter.

ok, so if ive got this right (correct me if im wrong) it is ok to go astray if you have no other option, and promote what for some might think of being a satanic act?

Can this be applied to other situations? if yes, then who is it that decides what satanic actions are ok, and in what circumstances?

[Cranky Old Man]

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Yes, but it seems like you are encouraging people to let their daughters act like whores for some period of time inorder to get them married.

Well, first of all one would only do this with a very ugly daughter. So usually this will not be needed. But if the daughter is very ugly you will have to take some serious action. And I assure you my approach is 100% Biblically sound. It might not be politically correct, but I could not care less about that. All that matters is God.

[radulova]

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i am sorry if i have insulted anyone, that was not my intention.

I just discovered this site a couple of days ago and have been reading some threads. Ive especially read some of cranky old mans posts and found them to be intresting.

But i just had some trouble understanding the 2 specific parts i wrote about above, and just wanted him to explain, or make it clear how his suggestion wasnt the same as encouraging people to dress/act like whores.

I hope you understand that i am just curious and dont want to insult anyone.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Radish;

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[radulova]

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Yes, but it seems like you are encouraging people to let their daughters act like whores for some period of time inorder to get them married.

Sounds to me like its an act that satan would promote?

[Cranky Old Man]

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Luring your daughter into being a whore? isnt that what satan does, as you said?

You do not seem to know what a whore is. Getting your daughter to marry a man has nothing to do with it.

[radulova]

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You could not be more wrong. Sex is not supposed to be fun. It is something horrible we unfortunately have to endure to make children.

Sex being fun is an invention of satan to change women into whores and to lure both those women and the men they seduce into eternal damnation into the fires of hell.

"A lifetime of wisdom freely given to all."


Getting rid of ugly girls (age 18-)
Provided you didn't solve the problem sooner, perhaps the girl didn't seem that ugly when she was younger or you just never paid any attention to her, there is an easy strategy to get rid of an ugly girl. Get her raped! Just let her watch 5 minutes of Disney television so she figures our how to dress like a whore. Then when she is dressed like a whore, just drop her at the nearest bar when it is very late and everyone is drunk and then wait until she gets raped. Depending on how ugly she is this might take several tries. After that, as explained in Deuteronomy 22:28-29, she will have to marry her rapist after which she will be her husband's problem. You will even get a nice sum of money for this. If she refuses to marry her rapist, just read Brother Percy's What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist. If the rapists refuses to marry her once he sobers up, just getting him drunk again and a trip to Las Vegas should be an easy fix.

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Luring your daughter into being a whore?
isnt that what satan does, as you said?

[Annie1]

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Thank you for making this guide. I thought that babies were delivered by angels but it seems I was told wrong....

[Brother Daniel]

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I really want to thank you for this guide.

Now I can finaly try to make a child. I thought that just praying and hitting my wife was enough.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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@Cranky Old Man You are so nice for sharing your wisdom with everyone! I wonder what nice husband my father is going to select for me when I turn 18.

Felicity, the age of consent in many states, including Iowa, is 16.

Why wait?

And also don't leave town while your wife is giving birth! It hurts a lot so I hear and Im sure shed want someone to be there with her even if they are some creepy religiously confused freak.

Next you'll be saying it's not a good idea to hire a nanny, either.

Oh god finally someone who has some common sense on here!!! Hahaha I was thinking exactly what you wrote word for word! I also think this guys a pedophile! Hahahahahahaha these people crack me up

Do you even know what pedophile means?

[Lisa H]

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Oh god finally someone who has some common sense on here!!! Hahaha I was thinking exactly what you wrote word for word! I also think this guys a pedophile! Hahahahahahaha these people crack me up

Your an expert in pedophile's. Is this because you are one.

[J1mM0rris0nRULEZ]

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Before I rant: you people are wonderful and made my day! I laugh so hard at everyone of your twisted posts. Don't ever stop!!
First of all, I think you're a pedophile. Like for real. You are one creepy mother piffleer! And second you don't beat a pregnant woman with a stick, Maybe your mom did and that's why you came out so wacked. And third (even though there is so much to complain about) there is nothing wrong with a girl child being your first child. (Ill be back after I finish reading this article)

Oh god finally someone who has some common sense on here!!! Hahaha I was thinking exactly what you wrote word for word! I also think this guys a pedophile! Hahahahahahaha these people crack me up

[BelieverInGod]

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Hey sounds like the pastafari has answers for anything.. cool

So, dear cranky old man... Your wise wise words made me realising how far i went wrong in my beliefs in my whole life....
Once upon a time a french boy thinking about a carefree lifestyle and he has putted his eyes on a sain't words.... and he saw the truth...

He will act as a true man, loving caring and protecting his (incase) wife and children without any use of violenec, without anything he saw in this arcticle...

Because dear wise man... let me say a true man, a righteous person will never use violence for his means. Violence and intolerance are the brand of the weaks. I never consider a man beating his wife as strong, so then if she is pregnant this is the most despicable proof of a low being; All these words show hatred, frustration towards a failed life and most of all, the total absence of nobleness and greatness and don't hide behind words and verses! Don't dare because even facing your so called damnation i wont even change a word and belief...

As John Wayne once said, when words quit working it's time to raise a hand.

[margenal]

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Hey sounds like the pastafari has answers for anything.. cool

So, dear cranky old man... Your wise wise words made me realising how far i went wrong in my beliefs in my whole life....
Once upon a time a french boy thinking about a carefree lifestyle and he has putted his eyes on a sain't words.... and he saw the truth...

He will act as a true man, loving caring and protecting his (incase) wife and children without any use of violenec, without anything he saw in this arcticle...

Because dear wise man... let me say a true man, a righteous person will never use violence for his means. Violence and intolerance are the brand of the weaks. I never consider a man beating his wife as strong, so then if she is pregnant this is the most despicable proof of a low being; All these words show hatred, frustration towards a failed life and most of all, the total absence of nobleness and greatness and don't hide behind words and verses! Don't dare because even facing your so called damnation i wont even change a word and belief...