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  • List of video games APPROVED BY JESUS!

    This message is for all those video game fans that visit God's favorite forum.

    These video games are all approved by Jesus:
    • NONE!

    Now stop masturbating and start studying the KJV1611 Holy Bible!
    Last edited by Cranky Old Man; 09-04-2010, 08:54 PM.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    Re: List of video games APPROVED BY JESUS!

    Then why do you allow infants to win a PS3 from the main website?

    My other question, do you think Jesus approve Left behind?

    Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.


    This is just the introduction of the game.

    Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.


    This is the gameplay skil to 30 sec.
    Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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    • #3
      Re: List of video games APPROVED BY JESUS!

      Originally posted by Sidoain View Post
      Then why do you allow infants to win a PS3 from the main website?
      To help them become True Christians(tm).
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • #4
        Re: List of video games APPROVED BY JESUS!

        Testify!!

        As I'd suspected - the correlation between videogames, and loosing one's sacred seed upon a rag, are numerous. As an advocate of faith-driven abstinence & anti-masturbation seed-retention, I endorse your message utterly; Cranky Old Man.
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        • #5
          Re: List of video games APPROVED BY JESUS!

          Praise! From what I have heard video games do not help extend Christianity at all. A complete waste of a young childs mind - they should be in Church strengthening their faith in Jesus, not dilly dallying around at home on a computer game.

          I put blame on the parents, who are surely bound to Hell fire for allowing their children to play these games that do nothing but corrupt.

          Deuteronomy 6:5-9 (King James Version)
          5And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
          6And these words, which I command thee this day, shall be in thine heart:
          7And thou shalt teach them diligently unto thy children, and shalt talk of them when thou sittest in thine house, and when thou walkest by the way, and when thou liest down, and when thou risest up.
          8And thou shalt bind them for a sign upon thine hand, and they shall be as frontlets between thine eyes.
          9And thou shalt write them upon the posts of thy house, and on thy gates.


          If a parent does catch their child playing a video game (around their friends house, for example) it is clear what the LORD says should happen:

          Proverbs 13:24 (King James Version)
          24He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

          Proverbs 19:18 (King James Version)
          18Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying.


          BEAT him! Until he cries, then beat him some more!!
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          A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
          "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

          Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
          If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

          GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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          • #6
            Re: List of video games APPROVED BY JESUS!

            have you not heard of the game "bible adventures" that was released by a church as an underground release? the game was not given nintendo's seal of approval because it was deemed too boring to even be considered a video game, and really from all i've seen, yeah, i would agree with them, the game is about as much fun as reading the bible

            level of fun on a scale of 1 - 10: 0!

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            • #7
              Re: List of video games APPROVED BY JESUS!

              Originally posted by FinallySaved View Post
              have you not heard of the game "bible adventures" that was released by a church as an underground release? the game was not given nintendo's seal of approval because it was deemed too boring to even be considered a video game, and really from all i've seen, yeah, i would agree with them, the game is about as much fun as reading the bible level of fun on a scale of 1 - 10: 0!
              Yes I have heard of it. It is completely evil as is everything and everyone that has been in Japan. Children should study the real Bible, not some Japanese surrogate.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • #8
                Re: List of video games APPROVED BY JESUS!

                hey, did you ever saw an educative game for kids? i did... poor childs that cant play them.. they cant play with LEGO, play comuter games, or use google... whats left for them? you cant tell me they study the bible the whole day...

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                • #9
                  Re: List of video games APPROVED BY JESUS!

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  This message is for all those video game fans that visit God's favorite forum.

                  These video games are all approved by Jesus:
                  • NONE!

                  Now stop masturbating and start studying the KJV1611 Holy Bible!
                  LOL?!
                  Did God also tell you that this is his favorite forum???
                  And do you think that masturbating is allowed by the Bible?
                  Google is forbidden so I guess masturbating is more evil that the satan...
                  Aww crap, I used a abbreviation for Laughing Out Loud! Is that a sin???

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                  • #10
                    Re: List of video games APPROVED BY JESUS!

                    @Pizzakoerier Bible study is fun!
                    I Jesus!

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                    • #11
                      Re: List of video games APPROVED BY JESUS!

                      true, but kids will be kids, they love to play...

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                      • #12
                        Re: List of video games APPROVED BY JESUS!

                        Originally posted by jipjan View Post
                        And do you think that masturbating is allowed by the Bible?
                        I don't think, there is no need for thinking as everything is already in the Bible. I know masturbation is not allowed as the Bible clearly says so:
                        • Genesis 38:9-10 "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also."
                        • Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."
                        • 1st Corinthians 6:18-19 "Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?"
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • #13
                          Re: List of video games APPROVED BY JESUS!

                          What about Bible Blaster, mister Cranky?



                          You can convert the heathens by shooting Bibles at them
                          Girls for God

                          Ephesians 5:22

                          Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

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                          • #14
                            Re: List of video games APPROVED BY JESUS!

                            Originally posted by Annie1 View Post
                            What about Bible Blaster, mister Cranky? You can convert the heathens by shooting Bibles at them
                            Jesus wants you to throw real Bibles at real heathens.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • #15
                              Re: List of video games APPROVED BY JESUS!

                              We can try but theres no way to stop it.
                              Lev.20:13
                              If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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