[GOD=life]

Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!!

I am NOT saying christians are mental just the ones on THIS particular site.

Like I wrote in my logic-derived post (which you conveniently chose to ignore), it is God, through the KJV 1611 Bible, who decides who is and who isn't a Christian.

Let's turn that around, shall we? How would you find it if Christians told you that you weren't a member of the Atheist religion? Instead, we will pick somehow whose says "I am an Atheist but I think that Christians are much kewler, I wish I were a Christian too but I too dumb "

Don't make no sense, now does it? That is how you are sounding right now.

How about we agree: let the KJV 1611 Bible be the arbiter, mkay "bro"?

[The atheist bastard]

Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!!

And yet, simply lurking is not enough. You felt a need to interact. Why? If it is to show off superior knowledge of the (KJV 1611) Bible, it would help to actually use quotes to support your position.


That is a logical but inherently self-centered statement. You are saying that you - as an atheist - gets to decide who is and who isn't a Christian. So, unsurprisingly, you will say that the Christians with the most watered-down views are the "real" Christians and the people whose views you don't like... well, they're wackos.

It also does not surprise me that as a member of the Atheist religion, you would try to use psychology. It is not a new invention, in the Soviet Union -- based on Atheism -- they did that all the time:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_abuse_of_psychiatry_in_the_Soviet_Union

So we are on to your Atheist tricks, sorry

Firstly I created an account in order to both see people's reactions to my username (hope you like it it is actually a true description of me) and also to see how long I would be before I was banned.

Secondly I never said I was judging who was a true christian or not I know literally f*ck all about the bible so I would never do that but at the same time I am friends with many christians who would agree that anyone who says left handed people worship Satan and think Obama is the anti-Christ clearly has issues and should seek help immediately and that is why I thought the topic about left handedness and Obama may have been satire.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!!

Dear Sinner,

Of course we are mental, crazy for the Lord, Lord Jesus. You seem to be making the common mistake of thinking that we express our opinions here.

We. Do. Not.

We are just mediators. We transmit the Will of God to a world that has rejected Him and embraced the Enemy. You are one of the lucky ones who have a chance to listen to the sermons of Jesus in this Forum. A chance to be Saved.

Matthew 10:20
For it is not ye that speak, but the Spirit of your Father which speaketh in you.

Accept Jesus. Follow His commands. Live for ever!



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!!

I am NOT saying christians are mental just the ones on THIS particular site. You know the ones who claim that left-handed people worship satan and claim that Obama is the anti-Christ. At first I honestly couldn't tell whether this topic was meant to be satire but after seeing a few more topics I realised that you people are serious (Seriously messed up that is). Anyway like I said only the people on this site are mental and a few others I am sure but most christians are.

Calm down dear, and take a look at what you're proposing. You're proposing that Christians who actually read, believe, follow, and apply the Holy Bible are "mental," but people who disregard it one way or another and instead impose their own non-religious ideas and beliefs are sane. You're suggesting it is a mental illness to actually believe in the God of the Bible. Why would you respect any person who follows any part of the Bible if doing that makes them "mental"?

[The atheist bastard]

Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!!

The same way reading and following a recipe makes a cook "mental"? The same way reading and following the instruction manual to install an oven is "mental"? The same way reading and following a medical book about teeth makes a dentist "mental"? How do you think religion works if reading and following the Holy Bible makes a Christian "mental"?

I am NOT saying christians are mental just the ones on THIS particular site. You know the ones who claim that left-handed people worship satan and claim that Obama is the anti-Christ. At first I honestly couldn't tell whether this topic was meant to be satire but after seeing a few more topics I realised that you people are serious (Seriously messed up that is). Anyway like I said only the people on this site are mental and a few others I am sure but most christians are.

[GOD=life]

Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!!

Actually I joined this forum to laugh at some christians

And yet, simply lurking is not enough. You felt a need to interact. Why? If it is to show off superior knowledge of the (KJV 1611) Bible, it would help to actually use quotes to support your position.

I have no problem with christians

That is a logical but inherently self-centered statement. You are saying that you - as an atheist - gets to decide who is and who isn't a Christian. So, unsurprisingly, you will say that the Christians with the most watered-down views are the "real" Christians and the people whose views you don't like... well, they're wackos.

It also does not surprise me that as a member of the Atheist religion, you would try to use psychology. It is not a new invention, in the Soviet Union -- based on Atheism -- they did that all the time:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_abuse_of_psychiatry_in_the_Soviet_Union

So we are on to your Atheist tricks, sorry

But.............. if you are still not scared off after this healthy those of logic, here's some more logic. It is a reasonable and honest question to ask: OK dear Christian, how do I know if you're REALLY a Christian or just pretending to be? We respect that question.

The answer is: as it so happens, God has an entire BOOK about it. That book is the KJV 1611 Bible. As True Christians, we follow that Bible. If people do not follow the Bible, they are --- by definition --- not Christians. We cannot make it more simple or logical than that.

True Christianity is perfectly in tune with the (KJV 1611) Bible. You might not like it, but eh, then that means you don't like the Bible. If the Bible says 1 + 1 = 2, and someone comes along saying "it's more convenient if 1 + 1 = 3", then who is right? Simple: CHECK THE BIBLE.

Prayin' this helps

[The atheist bastard]

Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!!

Actually I joined this forum to laugh at some christians, who have obviously gone off the deep end. I have no problem with christians but the people on THIS site are clearly mental

Oh I forgot to say your scenario made me laugh because I was just imagining a guy jumping off of a building changing his mind and then going 'SPLAT' on the concrete and I just HAVE TO say when I think about that image. THAT! IS! HILARIOUS!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!!

Actually I joined this forum to laugh at some christians, who have obviously gone off the deep end. I have no problem with christians but the people on THIS site are clearly mental

The same way reading and following a recipe makes a cook "mental"? The same way reading and following the instruction manual to install an oven is "mental"? The same way reading and following a medical book about teeth makes a dentist "mental"? How do you think religion works if reading and following the Holy Bible makes a Christian "mental"?

[The atheist bastard]

Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!!

If your atheism drives you to jump out of a building, then the outcome would presumably (from the eyes of a True Christian) be disastrous. And yet, during every inch of your unidirectional travel toward your untimely demise, you have dutifully obeyed the laws of gravity and aerodynamics.

They say that jumpers always regret their decision halfway down. That is when they realize that all the problems in their life can actually be solved. Except for having just jumped.

You have come to our True Christian forum for help so that you do not have to jump. We are here for you so that you can join us in the lap of Jesus

Actually I joined this forum to laugh at some christians, who have obviously gone off the deep end. I have no problem with christians but the people on THIS site are clearly mental

[GOD=life]

Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!!

why would I still obey god if I am going to burn in hell

If your atheism drives you to jump out of a building, then the outcome would presumably (from the eyes of a True Christian) be disastrous. And yet, during every inch of your unidirectional travel toward your untimely demise, you have dutifully obeyed the laws of gravity and aerodynamics.

They say that jumpers always regret their decision halfway down. That is when they realize that all the problems in their life can actually be solved. Except for having just jumped.

You have come to our True Christian forum for help so that you do not have to jump. We are here for you so that you can join us in the lap of Jesus

[The atheist bastard]

Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!!

Approximately half of the children from the western world's (the so called Christian world) end up in hell because their parents seem to hate them.

Studies show that roughly 40 percent of all children in the U.S. are born out of wedlock, while the numbers in Europe and Australia are around 50 percent.
But what does God really thinks about all you whore babies (also known as bastards), walking around his kingdom?

Maybe your first thought is this: "it's not my fault that my parents sinned." Think again.
In God's eyes you are just as much a sinner as your disgusting god forsaken parents.

Deuteronomy 23:2 (King James Version) A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Zechariah 9:6 (King James Version) . . . a bastard shall dwell in Ashdod, and I will cut off the pride of the Philistines.

Hebrewes 12:8 (King James Version) But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.


"I will punish my parents for the wrong they have done to me" might be a logically thought now you know this. But you’re wrong once again.
God’s going to punish your parents when their time comes, until then you have to obey Gods wish, and honor them; unmoved by your knowledge that they wish to see you burn in hell.

Exodus 20:12 (King James Version)
Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.

If you still “feel” this is all wrong, just remember that I am only the humble messenger of God’s word and we are not to understand thought of the mighty LORD:

Isaiah 55:8-9 (King James Version)
For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the LORD.
For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts.

PRAISE THE LORD

Actually my parents love me very much and I did believe in god, which I obviously don't, why would I still obey god if I am going to burn in hell. Cool picture at the start by the way😈

[John Allen]

Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!!

God blessed me with righteous parents who only had sex after marriage. I am thankful for that.

[see_the_light]

Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!!

Don't get me wrong, I love god.
About as much as he loves me....

If that's the case you sure have some daddy issues. With all the mistakes you said I can assure you that GOD (and capitalizing HIS name is the least you can do) is not particularly fond of you.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!!

Judaism is a practice that has been around since LONG before christianity, more than five thousand years and paganism has been followed for about three times that time period.

You neglect to mention that paganism died out over a thousand years ago (in Europe anyway) and has been artificially revived only in the last century or so. A lot of the practices and beliefs of ancient paganism are unknown. Modern pagans have had to make things up and borrow from other religions to fill the gaps. So your appeal to the ancientness of paganism doesn't impress me. Besides, our God has been worshiped since Creation, some 6,000 years ago.

[iBELIEVEINSOMETHINGS]

Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!!

We have plenty of proof for the existence of heaven and hell. I don't know if you're familiar with the parable of Lazarus (Lk 16:20-31). A man being tormented in hell pleads with Abraham to send Lazarus back from the dead to warn his brothers about hell. Abraham's response was:

Lk 16:31b If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead.

"Moses and the prophets" means the Old Testament. In other words, if you won't believe that hell exists because the Bible says so, then you definitely won't believe any real evidence, such as someone who has seen hell coming back from the dead to tell you all about it.

So. I have proved that hell exists. How do I know heaven exists? Simple. If heaven didn't exist, Jesus would have told us so!

Jn 14:2 In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.

So, where's your proof?

That's the thing, I don't have proof.
But atleast I don't get my facts from fairytales like you do.
Hell doesn't exist, and I believe that the passive aggressive route is no longer a go in this matter. You follow a cult that has been around for one thousand years and it takes much more time than that for civilizations to rise and fall and for man to evolve from monkeys. I personally don't care if you say that I'm going to hell because I don't believe in the crap you guys spew. Judaism is a practice that has been around since LONG before christianity, more than five thousand years and paganism has been followed for about three times that time period.

Now, let me put it to you guys like this.
Your religion, or christianity, is slowly, but surely dying. That thing you refer to called the bible is becoming less and less adequate like that thing beneath your clothes, which by the way, everyone knows that you touch. Men who compensate themselves with things like the bible or preaching with loud voices are just little boys wanting to be important. When society looks down upon them in reality and they know it.

Don't get me wrong, I love god.
About as much as he loves me....
But times change and people want a place to rule for their own.
It gets boring when one only has to watch from the sidelines.