[I_Am_The_One]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Well Glory and Praise Jesus! You are making progress. Now if you can find your way to renouncing satan and all his works, studying the Holy KJV Bible, and Tithing to God's favorite church (Landover Baptist) by clicking on the Paypal button at the bottom of this page.

We only take American money, by the way.

Is this some joke? You glorify the death of a child and then...practically beg for donations?
All of you are Satan in the flesh.

[ISuckTheWiiUp]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

I hate the possessive apostrophes. I NEED to remember that rule

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

My Englisch is better then your use of bablefish.

But no-one can top your babbling skills.

I meant singular. You said "Iam not jew's." I was wondering if you are one Jew?

I thought he was using the possessive apostrophe to say that he didn't belong to a Jew.

[ISuckTheWiiUp]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

What make's you thinking that iam single? Jewisch terrorist from Iran cant be married? Ok, it looked almost that i was married with a wii instead of my blessed wife.

I meant singular. You said "Iam not jew's." I was wondering if you are one Jew?

[Jewsef]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Perhaps you are a single Jew?

What make's you thinking that iam single? Jewisch terrorist from Iran cant be married? Ok, it looked almost that i was married with a wii instead of my blessed wife.

[ISuckTheWiiUp]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Iam not jew's.

Perhaps you are a single Jew?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

I caught a gold yesterday, bismillah.

Mistyped my name. My passport says yoewsef in farsi. Forgot the O. God made me dyslexid.

So then your a retarded iraqui joo terrorist with a cold. Why do you hate Jesus so much?

[Jewsef]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Then why is your name Jew? Sorry, you've been caught.

I caught a gold yesterday, bismillah.

Mistyped my name. My passport says yoewsef in farsi. Forgot the O. God made me dyslexid.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Iam not jew's.

Then why is your name Jew? Sorry, you've been caught.

[Jewsef]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

So you assume Pastor Zeke doesn't know gelt is joo-ish for money ?

You might want to take that back, preferably in "Englisch".

Iam not jew's. I dont now about belgium aber here its geld. Is Zeke a real Yankee?

[Wide-Open]

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My Englisch is better then your use of bablefish.

So you assume Pastor Zeke doesn't know gelt is joo-ish for money ?

You might want to take that back, preferably in "Englisch".

[Jewsef]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Anything for a little gelt, heh jooboy?

My Englisch is better then your use of bablefish.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Yesterday i sold mu damned wii on a schoolboy in the street. Is that good or bad, did i make a new sinner. Was it better to destroy the thing?

Anything for a little gelt, heh jooboy?

[Jewsef]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Yesterday i sold mu damned wii on a schoolboy in the street. Is that good or bad, did i make a new sinner. Was it better to destroy the thing?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

I'm gonna post what I was gonna say, then what I realised;

I just think, if there is an all-powerful god, Earth would be less spoilt and humans wouldn't kill each other.
But then, I just thought "But all that's punishment for humanities sins in the Garden of Eden."
I might be spending too much time on here, but, I dunno, I could be on the way to salvation

Praise Jesus!! I can see that you are moving towards the light of Salvation.

I'd like to suggest that you read THIS excellent sermon by our own Pastor Billy Reuben. The theme is on why we should follow the will of God, not our own conscience. I hope it will inspire you further.

Maybe you don't think sticking a demonic "wee" up your behind is such a clever idea anymore....