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  • Jewsef
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    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 90
    #106
    Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Then why is your name Jew? Sorry, you've been caught.
    I caught a gold yesterday, bismillah.

    Mistyped my name. My passport says yoewsef in farsi. Forgot the O. God made me dyslexid.
    Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552
        #107
        Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

        Originally posted by Jewsef View Post
        I caught a gold yesterday, bismillah.

        Mistyped my name. My passport says yoewsef in farsi. Forgot the O. God made me dyslexid.
        So then your a retarded iraqui joo terrorist with a cold. Why do you hate Jesus so much?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • ISuckTheWiiUp
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            • Dec 2007
            • 58
            #108
            Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

            Originally posted by Jewsef View Post
            Iam not jew's.
            Perhaps you are a single Jew?

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              • Jewsef
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 90
                #109
                Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

                Originally posted by ISuckTheWiiUp View Post
                Perhaps you are a single Jew?

                What make's you thinking that iam single? Jewisch terrorist from Iran cant be married? Ok, it looked almost that i was married with a wii instead of my blessed wife.
                Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

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                  • ISuckTheWiiUp
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                    • Dec 2007
                    • 58
                    #110
                    Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

                    Originally posted by Jewsef View Post
                    What make's you thinking that iam single? Jewisch terrorist from Iran cant be married? Ok, it looked almost that i was married with a wii instead of my blessed wife.
                    I meant singular. You said "Iam not jew's." I was wondering if you are one Jew?

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621
                        #111
                        Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

                        Originally posted by Jewsef View Post
                        My Englisch is better then your use of bablefish.
                        But no-one can top your babbling skills.
                        Originally posted by ISuckTheWiiUp View Post
                        I meant singular. You said "Iam not jew's." I was wondering if you are one Jew?
                        I thought he was using the possessive apostrophe to say that he didn't belong to a Jew.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • ISuckTheWiiUp
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                            • Dec 2007
                            • 58
                            #112
                            Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

                            I hate the possessive apostrophes. I NEED to remember that rule

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                              • I_Am_The_One
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 16
                                #113
                                Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Well Glory and Praise Jesus! You are making progress. Now if you can find your way to renouncing satan and all his works, studying the Holy KJV Bible, and Tithing to God's favorite church (Landover Baptist) by clicking on the Paypal button at the bottom of this page.

                                We only take American money, by the way.
                                Is this some joke? You glorify the death of a child and then...practically beg for donations?
                                All of you are Satan in the flesh.

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                                  • Geno098
                                    Foul Sinner on Moderation
                                    • Jan 2008
                                    • 5
                                    #114
                                    Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

                                    OK This Wii stuff isn't funny anymore.

                                    Move on to something else.

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                                      • Joshua Alldredge
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                                        Under Investigation
                                        • Jan 2008
                                        • 1
                                        #115
                                        Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

                                        Show one example in the Bible where Jesus condemned a man to death. He came not to condemn the world, but through him the world might be saved. Good grief. It was a flippin' accident. The kid was probably so excited, he tripped. Imagine if you went to a game, and got something you really wanted unexpectedly. It's sad he died, but to say that God killed him? Are you mad?

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                                          • Aldaris
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                            • Jan 2008
                                            • 4
                                            #116
                                            Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

                                            Well, hell yeah, Nintendo=Satan, I'm sure. Jesus killed a Christian because he wanted to play a videogame. And Super Mario Galaxy's main purpose in existence is to transform us all into gays.



                                            ............





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                                              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
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                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 15708
                                                #117
                                                Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

                                                Originally posted by Aldaris View Post
                                                Well, hell yeah, Nintendo=Satan, I'm sure. Jesus killed a Christian because he wanted to play a videogame. And Super Mario Galaxy's main purpose in existence is to transform us all into gays.
                                                You better not be here to mock us boy You will be the next to get banned.
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                                                  • Aldaris
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                    • Jan 2008
                                                    • 4
                                                    #118
                                                    Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

                                                    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                                                    You better not be here to mock us boy You will be the next to get banned.
                                                    Sorry, but I don't mind. Looking at this forum objectively, it appears to be a big joke.

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                                                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 15708
                                                        #119
                                                        Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

                                                        Originally posted by Aldaris View Post
                                                        Sorry, but I don't mind. Looking at this forum objectively, it appears to be a big joke.
                                                        No joke about it friend. I suppose you think going to Hell is funny don't you?
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                                                          • Aldaris
                                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                            • Jan 2008
                                                            • 4
                                                            #120
                                                            Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

                                                            No, I don't think going to Hell a joke. The joke is that you guys make such a big deal out of nothing. I mean, videogames are Satanic devices? Destroy your Wii's? Come on. There are bigger fish to fry than that. Try looking at the posts in this topic in an unbiased way. They are ridiculous. Jesus won't kill a single Christian child out of so many just because he bought a game. Sheesh.

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