[Brother Temperance]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

you need to learn your place savemysoul before god kills you!!!!!

And you need to make some posts with some kind of meaningful content before JESUS tells me to get rid of you!!!!

[FICKIN SLAYER! (Quarantined)]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

you need to learn your place savemysoul before god kills you!!!!!

[mortis]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

lol fair enough, that clears that up.

good job iam thick skinned moght take it personally otherwise

[JennyD]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

thanks "dear", still makes as much sence as a chocolate fireguard but ok.

Northern is a brand of toilet paper, which is 'quilted'.

The implication being that your posts are similar in worth and function.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

warm and coudly?

It's cold and cloudy here. And snowy.

[mortis]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

I think she meant more like this, dear:

thanks "dear", still makes as much sence as a chocolate fireguard but ok.

[JennyD]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Your sentences are like quilts.

warm and coudly?

I think she meant more like this, dear:

[mortis]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Your sentences are like quilts.

warm and coudly?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

DID JESUS OR THE NINTENDO KILL THE KID!!?!?!? MAKE SENCE!!!

Are you a Jap or something? Maybe a Dadaist. Jesus hates Dada!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

DID JESUS OR THE NINTENDO KILL THE KID!!?!?!? MAKE SENCE!!!

Don't try to get philosophical on us, boy! Just as guns don't kill people, but other people use them to kill, the Nintendo didn't kill the child, Jesus used it to kill the sinner.

[Evilman2002]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

DID JESUS OR THE NINTENDO KILL THE KID!!?!?!? MAKE SENCE!!!

[VictoryOS]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

he fell down the stairs and died its his laces its sarcasim saying thats its his trainers coz its as loony as blaming Nintendo

Your sentences are like quilts.

[mortis]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

I would ask you to explain yourself, but I doubt you'd make much more sense the next time around. Why not give up spewing incomprehensible gibberish and get right with Christ?

he fell down the stairs and died its his laces its sarcasim saying thats its his trainers coz its as loony as blaming Nintendo

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

what aloada b0ll0x he fergot to do up his laces it was gay nike.

I would ask you to explain yourself, but I doubt you'd make much more sense the next time around. Why not give up spewing incomprehensible gibberish and get right with Christ?

[mortis]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Well, I guess we all knew that something like THIS was bound to happen. What with the recent revelations about "gay Mario" (a Wii game designed to recruit children into the queer lifestyle), Jesus has apparently decided that enough is enough.



Please note: Despite this boy being a professed Christian, his was still killed dead by our loving Christ Savior for attempting to get his hands on this depraved sodomite game. Jesus would rather see the boy dead than on his knees in some public toilet servicing strangers in twisted toe-tapping ways.

I urge any and all of you who might own one of these satanic game systems to destroy it along with all accompanying software you have. If you know someone who owns one, do the christian thing and smash it to bits! Better broken chink plastic than an eternity swimming in scalding hot bile down in hell. Your friends and family will thank you later, and Jesus will be so proud!

what aloada b0ll0x he fergot to do up his laces it was gay nike.