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  • itwasme356
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    Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    No, but they certainly will be when they get to the Lake of Fire. Why not talk both of them into becoming fundamentalist Christians today?
    because i don't believe in god, and i have reason to believe at least 2 (above freind included) doesn't, i have been 8 months sober of pot, drinking is not illegal so i do it when i get the chance. I do think there could be spirits and ghosts, like my freind and i talked about( a christian) he said it just might be true, think about how much you hear stories about it and people seeing them. it still escapes me because you are most likely not to see them yourself and hardly ever hear about them being seen enmasse(ghost-people ratio or people-ghost ratio)
    it just doesnt make any sense why it was jesus that killed me or you. why does it have to be that way? why is it not the angel of death. thats what jesus does all day? kills people from up in his could(seriously like 3 people die a second all over the world)

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by itwasme356 View Post
    i know a guy that was going to buy weed and a kid went over to trade his wii for weed, freind traded him 70$ of pot for it (80$ minus 10$ for gas)
    my freind ain't dead and niether is that kid.. relly i mean.
    No, but they certainly will be when they get to the Lake of Fire. Why not talk both of them into becoming fundamentalist Christians today?

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  • itwasme356
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    i know a guy that was going to buy weed and a kid went over to trade his wii for weed, freind traded him 70$ of pot for it (80$ minus 10$ for gas)
    my freind ain't dead and niether is that kid.. relly i mean.

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  • ducks42
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    oh no, im so scared that im gonna convert now.

    give it up. and if you had common sense and knew the history of jesus...he didnt kill anybody. HE got killed. and if he was like you, it doesnt surprise me that they killed him.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by ducks42 View Post
    ...was jesus seen at the scene or what? if jesus killed this kid, there theres a gap of information thats missing.
    Jesus is everywhere, your foul-mouthed sinner. And Jesus kills, make no mistake about that. He'll kill you pretty soon I'd bet, and He'll kill me some fine day too. The real question is; Where does Jesus send your immortal soul once he kills you?

    Me, I'll be up in Heaven, enjoying a cold beverage with Christ. If you keep this God mockery up, you'll end up burning in hellfire.

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  • ducks42
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    Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Well, I guess we all knew that something like THIS was bound to happen. What with the recent revelations about "gay Mario" (a Wii game designed to recruit children into the queer lifestyle), Jesus has apparently decided that enough is enough.



    Please note: Despite this boy being a professed Christian, his was still killed dead by our loving Christ Savior for attempting to get his hands on this depraved sodomite game. Jesus would rather see the boy dead than on his knees in some public toilet servicing strangers in twisted toe-tapping ways.

    I urge any and all of you who might own one of these satanic game systems to destroy it along with all accompanying software you have. If you know someone who owns one, do the christian thing and smash it to bits! Better broken chink plastic than an eternity swimming in scalding hot bile down in hell. Your friends and family will thank you later, and Jesus will be so proud!
    ...was jesus seen at the scene or what? if jesus killed this kid, there theres a gap of information thats missing.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by Save my soul View Post
    Ok, this whole diatribe has just proven how much of a joke this website is! It amazes me that you can all continue on in your little dreamworld, oblivious to the fact that people from all over the world come here to tell you how amazingly ignorant you are.
    We are perfectly aware of the fact that people from all over the world to tell us that they hate us and are full of intolerance. It just goes to prove the Truth of what Our Lord told us:

    Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

    I have no problem with your faith, what I do have a problem is your militant enforcing of it, and damnation of anyone who disagrees with you.
    Silly boy. It's not our damnation, it's God's damnation. We are just His messengers. Our Faith requires us to spread God's Love. You seem to be telling us that we should have freedom of speech as long as we keep our mouths shut.
    People like you are the bane of the modern world, you deserve to rot in hell with all the other extremists, no matter what religion.
    That's a pretty extreme statement.
    Gentlemen it sounds to me that you all worship the dollar more than Jesus.
    And it seems to me that if you'd ever read the Bible, you might recall a certain story about spikenard oil.

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  • Brother Guy Bayard
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    Originally posted by Save my soul View Post
    Ok, this whole diatribe has just proven how much of a joke this website is! It amazes me that you can all continue on in your little dreamworld, oblivious to the fact that people from all over the world come here to tell you how amazingly ignorant you are. I have no problem with your faith, what I do have a problem is your militant enforcing of it, and damnation of anyone who disagrees with you. People like you are the bane of the modern world, you deserve to rot in hell with all the other extremists, no matter what religion.

    Ivory grips and gold plating on your sidearms? Is this where the money people donate goes to? Or does that paypal button at the bottom of the screen that Ezekiel is so keen on preaching about lead straight to Jesus's personal holy bank account?

    Why do you need a gold plated handgun to deliver the lords message? Or drive a hummer? You're ridiculous, the lot of you.

    Gentlemen it sounds to me that you all worship the dollar more than Jesus.
    Friend - there are unscrupulous unsaved souls out there, who may see evidence of wealth as unchristian - but what better way of displaying the proof of Jesus love? The clothes that one wears, or the Church that one lives in, or the car that ones chauffeur drives one to Church in. I don't actually drive myself to 'work' these days, as my investments in Eli Lily and Haliburton stocks keep food on my table - with a little left over for fellow True Christians and Pastors when they drop on over for bible readings and BBQs.
    So you see friend - following Jesus word leads to prosperity. The more devout one is, clearly the more deserving one is. Praise Jesus!!
    Hummers and sidearms are needed for transport and protection. Would you deny us that, friend?
    What makes you think "this site is a 'joke', friend? Why do you hate us so? why do you hate Jesus? Why do you have a problem with our faith? Is it because you are a fag? A communist? A satan worshipper? It appears that way...
    Its not too late to give your life over to Jesus and join us in heaven friend...have you tithed yet?

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  • Save my soul
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    Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
    God will not smite down the ungodly at our command. He will smite them in his own time, at his own discretion. He has a plan for us all. He just chooses not to reveal his plan until after it has happened, sort of like a Holy surprise party, but with destruction, plagues and pestilence instead of presents, balloons and cake.
    Just because you don't see people getting struck by lightning, or squashed by trucks, or just falling over like bowling pins every time you walk down the street, doesn't mean God isn't busy giving them cancer or anaemia or kidney failure or gallstones or arthritis or halitosis, or spasticism, or the perversion of blindness, or some other slow torturous disease that we don't yet have a name for.
    Do you see? Thankfully most scourges of God can be avoided by regular church attendance and plenty of tithing. Jesus uses that money to feed the weak and clothe the hungry as he sees fit. Once he's done all that unpleasant stuff, there's alweays enough money left over to put avgas in the Pastors Gulfstreams, ivory grips and gold plating on our personal sidearms and leather upholstery in our new Hummers, so that his Pastors may continue to deliver the word of God to every corner of the globe.
    So do you see? You not understanding the way in which Jesus chooses to dispense his love, doesn't mean it isnt being done right before your very eyes.
    Ok, this whole diatribe has just proven how much of a joke this website is! It amazes me that you can all continue on in your little dreamworld, oblivious to the fact that people from all over the world come here to tell you how amazingly ignorant you are. I have no problem with your faith, what I do have a problem is your militant enforcing of it, and damnation of anyone who disagrees with you. People like you are the bane of the modern world, you deserve to rot in hell with all the other extremists, no matter what religion.

    Ivory grips and gold plating on your sidearms? Is this where the money people donate goes to? Or does that paypal button at the bottom of the screen that Ezekiel is so keen on preaching about lead straight to Jesus's personal holy bank account?

    Why do you need a gold plated handgun to deliver the lords message? Or drive a hummer? You're ridiculous, the lot of you.

    Gentlemen it sounds to me that you all worship the dollar more than Jesus.

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  • Save my soul
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    Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
    God will not smite down the ungodly at our command. He will smite them in his own time, at his own discretion. He has a plan for us all. He just chooses not to reveal his plan until after it has happened, sort of like a Holy surprise party, but with destruction, plagues and pestilence instead of presents, balloons and cake.
    Just because you don't see people getting struck by lightning, or squashed by trucks, or just falling over like bowling pins every time you walk down the street, doesn't mean God isn't busy giving them cancer or anaemia or kidney failure or gallstones or arthritis or halitosis, or spasticism, or the perversion of blindness, or some other slow torturous disease that we don't yet have a name for.
    Do you see? Thankfully most scourges of God can be avoided by regular church attendance and plenty of tithing. Jesus uses that money to feed the weak and clothe the hungry as he sees fit. Once he's done all that unpleasant stuff, there's alweays enough money left over to put avgas in the Pastors Gulfstreams, ivory grips and gold plating on our personal sidearms and leather upholstery in our new Hummers, so that his Pastors may continue to deliver the word of God to every corner of the globe.
    So do you see? You not understanding the way in which Jesus chooses to dispense his love, doesn't mean it isnt being done right before your very eyes.
    Ok, this whole diatribe has just proven how much of a joke this website is! It amazes me that you can all continue on in your little dreamworld, oblivious to the fact that people from all over the world come here to tell you how amazingly ignorant you are. I have no problem with your faith, what I do have a problem is your militant enforcing of it, and damnation of anyone who disagrees with you. People like you are the bane of the modern world, you deserve to rot in hell with all the other extremists, no matter what religion.

    Ivory grips and gold plating on your sidearms? Is this where the money people donate goes to? Or does that paypal button at the bottom of the screen that Ezekiel is so keen on preaching about lead straight to Jesus's personal holy bank account?

    Why do you need a gold plated handgun to deliver the lords message? Or drive a hummer? You're ridiculous, the lot of you.

    Gentlemen it sounds to me that you all worship the dollar more than Jesus.
    Last edited by Brother Temperance; 11-28-2007, 06:05 PM. Reason: Taking mercy on the retarded by fixing their quote tags

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  • Sparx Gone
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    I just hope this story serves as a lesson to others that computer games are evil and the all mighty is as his name states

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by Meldrum View Post
    I've been playing Mario games since I was 3 years old and I'm not gay, a murderer, a thief, or a sinner of any sorts.
    We're supposed to take your' word on this? You could be just some atheist saying this to make Christians look bad.

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  • Meldrum
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    I've been playing Mario games since I was 3 years old and I'm not gay, a murderer, a thief, or a sinner of any sorts.

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  • Brother V
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    Originally posted by Save my soul View Post
    Oh i can do this one too, lets find subjective and jingoistic bible quotes,

    Matthew 5:44

    But I say unto you, love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you
    Do you know WHY the Bible (KJV1611) says to do nice things to your enemies?

    Romans 12:20 Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head.


    It's torture for them to get these nice things from you.

    YIC
    V

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  • Brother Guy Bayard
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    God will not smite down the ungodly at our command. He will smite them in his own time, at his own discretion. He has a plan for us all. He just chooses not to reveal his plan until after it has happened, sort of like a Holy surprise party, but with destruction, plagues and pestilence instead of presents, balloons and cake.
    Just because you don't see people getting struck by lightning, or squashed by trucks, or just falling over like bowling pins every time you walk down the street, doesn't mean God isn't busy giving them cancer or anaemia or kidney failure or gallstones or arthritis or halitosis, or spasticism, or the perversion of blindness, or some other slow torturous disease that we don't yet have a name for.
    Do you see? Thankfully most scourges of God can be avoided by regular church attendance and plenty of tithing. Jesus uses that money to feed the weak and clothe the hungry as he sees fit. Once he's done all that unpleasant stuff, there's alweays enough money left over to put avgas in the Pastors Gulfstreams, ivory grips and gold plating on our personal sidearms and leather upholstery in our new Hummers, so that his Pastors may continue to deliver the word of God to every corner of the globe.
    So do you see? You not understanding the way in which Jesus chooses to dispense his love, doesn't mean it isnt being done right before your very eyes.
    Deuteronomy 3:24
    O Lord GOD, thou hast begun to shew thy servant thy greatness, and thy mighty hand: for what God is there in heaven or in earth, that can do according to thy works, and according to thy might?

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